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| The Big3 Tourney |
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67 | 22.41% |
| Will Lakers draft Ball |
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40 | 13.38% |
| Where will the Pauls go |
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54 | 18.06% |
| Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? |
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41 | 13.71% |
| Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking |
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97 | 32.44% |
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pubic works project posted:Guys I really don't think KD looked shook during the ESPY's. He was just pondering what Peyton's farts smell like. Mmmmmmmmm love that fresh Papa John smell
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Jul 13, 2017 21:58
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pubic works project posted:Guys I really don't think KD looked shook during the ESPY's. He was just pondering what Peyton's farts smell like. Pepperoni and cheese
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Jul 13, 2017 21:59
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KD was thinking about all those leotarded farts everywhere on the Olympic gymnastics team
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Jul 13, 2017 22:00
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Would you guys just make a fart joke thread already
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Jul 13, 2017 22:03
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Dexo posted:I know jokes, but there are only 30 GM jobs available in the league. Plus it takes Dolan forever to fire someone who is clearly not doing well at the job.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:06
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Cool Buff Man posted:Would you guys just make a fart joke thread already Fall back cool buff man
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Jul 13, 2017 22:09
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Jota posted:Very sage. 
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Jul 13, 2017 22:10
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euphronius posted:Sacramento had been doing ok lately A lot of it is. He's pretty respected for his contacts and relations and pretty much the second he got here we had no problem working out candidates or getting actual free agents to talk with us and not just use as a tool for leverage Ken Catanella is credited with some of the good contracts we've put together, but Perry has gotten the credit for the coherent off-season
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Jul 13, 2017 22:10
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Ramadu posted:Fall back cool buff man ?
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Jul 13, 2017 22:10
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euphronius posted:Sacramento had been doing ok lately Could be good, he's only been in Sacramento for a year.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:11
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Whoa, the Warriors offered Klay for PGquote:On Thursday’s episode of The Woj Pod, host Adrian Wojnarowksi revealed – and George confirmed – that before the Thunder acquired George in a trade with Indiana, the Warriors offered guard Klay Thompson in an effort to swing a deal to Golden State. Pritchard? PRITCHARD?
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Jul 13, 2017 22:13
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Cool Buff Man posted:Whoa, the Warriors offered Klay for PG ... .................. ......…................... Excuse me y'all. I just need to head over to Bankers Life real quick....
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Jul 13, 2017 22:15
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Klay didnt play for IU hes useless tbh
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Jul 13, 2017 22:15
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WhyteRyce posted:A lot of it is. He's pretty respected for his contacts and relations and pretty much the second he got here we had no problem working out candidates or getting actual free agents to talk with us and not just use as a tool for leverage Yeah sac has been decently run lately . I've been impressed Giving away that unprotected 19 pick was seemingly the nadir
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Jul 13, 2017 22:15
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Oh man that would have been nuts
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Jul 13, 2017 22:15
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Knicks GM job must be terrible. You get ripped in the media every day for poo poo you didn't even consider doing, you have like two years to show results in a job that tends not to show results until 3-4 years down the line, You have no autonomy to do make decisions because the great idiot James Dolan will immediately fire you for doing whatever he doesn't approve of, which is mostly random except having a beer before a game is bad and but sexual harassment is fine. Paul Zuvella posted:ESPN: "Hey kevin we want to make a joke that you're a weanie-faced, cupcake loser at our award show and want you to react in the most weanie-faced, cupcake fasion" Lol, yup, then later, through his lawyer. "In fact, Kevin had planned on getting owned. He wanted everyone to laugh at him and the life choices he's made. He wanted to appear genuinely sad, his very first convincing acting job. Therefore the joke is not on him. Thank you and please refer any further questions to his twitter account."
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Jul 13, 2017 22:15
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Chunkles please call Morey and tell him to finish up the Melo trade. I need some new look Rockets reactions.Cool Buff Man posted:Whoa, the Warriors offered Klay for PG why the hell did the Pacers not take this?
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Jul 13, 2017 22:15
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On the other hand the knicks have infinite money and theoretically should attract free agents
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Jul 13, 2017 22:16
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"fall back" was one of KD's limp comebacks during the FartDay Twitter Q&A session
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Jul 13, 2017 22:17
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Spacebump posted:why the hell did the Pacers not take this? It seems like Pritchard not only passed up several better offers, he took basically the worst one out of them all EvanTH posted:"fall back" was one of KD's limp comebacks during the FartDay Twitter Q&A session Oh haha he seems like a really boring guy so I don't really listen to his interviews. Fair enough
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Jul 13, 2017 22:17
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Cool Buff Man posted:Whoa, the Warriors offered Klay for PG I believe it's the opposite, GSW said no to swapping Klay for PG.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:18
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Eltoasto posted:Plus it takes Dolan forever to fire someone who is clearly not doing well at the job. Almost exactly as long as it took the Sixers management to fire Hinkie
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Jul 13, 2017 22:19
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Cool Buff Man posted:Whoa, the Warriors offered Klay for PG I dont believe this
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Jul 13, 2017 22:19
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Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:I believe it's the opposite, GSW said no to swapping Klay for PG. e: Yep people read it wrong. GSW didn't offer, I'm removing HoopsHype from my friends list http://newsok.com/article/5556191 Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Jul 13, 2017 22:19
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EvanTH posted:Lol, yup, then later, through his lawyer. "In fact, Kevin had planned on getting owned. He wanted everyone to laugh at him and the life choices he's made. He wanted to appear genuinely sad, his very first convincing acting job. Therefore the joke is not on him. Thank you and please refer any further questions to his twitter account." Or, and stay with me here cause this might be hard, "He's content with where he's at, able to laugh at himself and the situation, and he'll happily play along for the good of the show since it will get some laughs." I know that might be hard, but there's a very high likelihood that's almost exactly how it went down. But no, let's keep the narrative going KD IS A BITCH! Hahahahahhaha *farts* e: Also  at 'life choices' 
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Jul 13, 2017 22:20
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https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxSportsRadio/status/885592833641598981 Millenial Larry
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Jul 13, 2017 22:21
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TheKevman posted:Or, and stay with me here cause this might be hard, "He's content with where he's at, able to laugh at himself and the situation, and he'll happily play along for the good of the show since it will get some laughs." Except being able to laugh at himself is the exact opposite of his personality from every single account I've ever read ? He's boring yet exceedingly petty in most of his interactions. He's the guy who's known for overreacting to social media comments
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Jul 13, 2017 22:23
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Cool Buff Man posted:Would you guys just make a fart joke thread already every thread is a fart joke thread
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Jul 13, 2017 22:25
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The Knicks job isn't ideal, but you've got Porzingis and all your own picks and ownership seems ok with just dumping Melo out wherever so that's a decent place to start with. Still have those Noah and Hardaway deals to stomach though
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Jul 13, 2017 22:26
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Spacebump posted:Chunkles please call Morey and tell him to finish up the Melo trade. I need some new look Rockets reactions. Because Kevin Pritchard is a decent man who believes that the current Warriors team is bad for basketball, and hell so do I
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Jul 13, 2017 22:27
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Dejan someone on the Timberwolves subreddit made this and I thought of you
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Jul 13, 2017 22:32
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Cool Buff Man posted:e: Yep people read it wrong. GSW didn't offer, I'm removing HoopsHype from my friends list This makes a bit more sense now hahaha
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Jul 13, 2017 22:32
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TheKevman posted:This makes a bit more sense now hahaha The main picture on HoopsHype is captioned "Warriors offered Klay Thompson for PG-13" so somebody is getting fired. As they should for tricking me.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:33
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TheKevman posted:But no, let's keep the narrative going KD IS A BITCH! Hahahahahhaha *farts* I posted "KD is not a bitch, that's silly" just last night and I didn't make or quote any of the *farts* jokes
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Jul 13, 2017 22:34
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WhyteRyce posted:The Knicks job isn't ideal, but you've got Porzingis and all your own picks and ownership seems ok with just dumping Melo out wherever so that's a decent place to start with. Those deals are simultaneous cap killers and probably franchise killers if the team sucks enough to make KP not want to resign. Then, as a GM, you get blamed for that too.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:36
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Open Floor has this really great interview with Chris Haynes, the guy who broke the Hayward news. Being a rumor reporter sounds terrible/awesome.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:37
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Cool Buff Man posted:Whoa, the Warriors offered Klay for PG Bulls would do worse than that. EvanTH posted:I hear Drummond had septum surgery and is coming back strong I thought that he had the surgery last season.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:38
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It's okay guys. I'm still heading over there to give Pritchard a piece of my mind.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:39
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What if Larry Bird was white
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TheKevman posted:It was a funny joke to begin with but watching everyone else think it's real and he had no clue is the funniest part. It's like all the awards shows keep having to pretend to make a giant mistake at the end of the show for that ratings boost. Jimmy Kimmel, Steve Harvey etc. TV ratings are so awful now that they're purposely misspelling names to obfuscate things: http://nypost.com/2017/07/07/how-tv-networks-misspell-show-names-to-avoid-ratings/ Don't believe the media. They're all a bunch of liars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvT_qEZJf8&t=119s Emanuel Collective posted:The Bulls are probably going to cut Cameron Payne. The Bulls, just this tear, traded Taj Gibson, Doug McDermott, and a draft pick to get Cameron Payne. I was earnestly looking forward to him doing that penguin slide move a few times in the opening weeks.
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