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LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

RareAcumen posted:

I'd certainly follow someone who made a habit of posting this kinda stuff. It's bewildering!

have I got news for you: http://wewantplates.com/

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Tell you what: if an independent body has declared that you make the best scotch egg, or other dish, then yes you're allowed to serve it in the trophy.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
The trophy doesn't seem much different than an egg cup. Egg cups are dumb though

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That being said, food judging committees around the world should be obligated to make all their trophies in the shape of a plate.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Make all food trophies bread bowls. Problem solved.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lutha Mahtin posted:

my favorite peanut butter story is when an old coworker of mine described coming from africa to america and discovering it :D

Thank god you decided not to share it! That certainly adds to your anecdote immensely!

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
My peanut butter story is that I ate some and it was ok. Don't see why americans make such a big deal out of it though.

I use it more for cooking than putting on bread.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

steinrokkan posted:

Thank god you decided not to share it! That certainly adds to your anecdote immensely!

thats the entire story though. he came to america and ate peanut butter and was all "holy crap where have u been all my life baby"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Who the gently caress eats tree felt soup

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

Who the gently caress eats tree felt soup

Don't doxx me

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
I feel like I'd send back and demand a plate for all that poo poo served in shoes and stuff, but I'd probably never go to a place that did that in the first place so it'll forever remain an internet tough guy impulse.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I'll have you know a pair of chucks is a very traditional way of serving cassoulet

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I once ate at a place that served me a literal bucket of potato chips covered in nacho toppings and I was glad to eat it

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

rodbeard posted:

I once ate at a place that served me a literal bucket of potato chips covered in nacho toppings and I was glad to eat it

like an animal you piece of poo poo

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
page 420
any weed food afp?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

rodbeard posted:

I once ate at a place that served me a literal bucket of potato chips covered in nacho toppings and I was glad to eat it

sweet post/user text combo

cannibal

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

rodbeard posted:

I once ate at a place that served me a literal bucket of potato chips covered in nacho toppings and I was glad to eat it

did u spring for the ranch hose

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

RareAcumen posted:

Oh my god, these things are all just blurring together



I see someone had dinner at Trump Tower

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

curufinor posted:

page 420
any weed food afp?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Pizza: rules?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Maybe the glistening, over-accessorized pineappled meat display of the 1960s is today's impossible artisan hamburger with a side of authentic hand-hewn fries served in a repurposed spittoon.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
The first time I got served fries in a tiny little fry basket I was very impressed. After I got it five more times in five different places, it was less so. It was like they all had watched the same youtube video.

Pentaghastly
Mar 26, 2016


No picture attached so I tried to find one on google



"thats good eating"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Toss it on rice and I'd be down. That's just good old fashioned Hobo Surprise.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

w-what's the surprise?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's the kind of poo poo I made when I first left home and was broke as gently caress.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sakurazuka posted:

w-what's the surprise?

Violent diarrhea.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
stroganoff?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Well yeah, I know about them. But the point I'm getting at is that they can't get all of them!


















Pentaghastly
Mar 26, 2016

Solice Kirsk posted:

Toss it on rice and I'd be down. That's just good old fashioned Hobo Surprise.

That's a lot of ketchup dude

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Sakurazuka posted:

w-what's the surprise?

It's not called hobo surprise because it's made by hobos

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


the secret ingredient is twee

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Pentaghastly posted:

That's a lot of ketchup dude
Replace the ketchup with regular tomato sauce and it'd probably be okay. Bland, but okay.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pentaghastly posted:

That's a lot of ketchup dude

Throw a bunch of Worcestershire sauce and apple cider vinegar in it and you got yourself a BBQ sauce soup!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Somebody please do the needful

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


This would fit the expanding brain meme better imo.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Anti Food Porn: You can't eat metaphors.

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