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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

why do we do this? what evolutionary need does it serve?

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Gotta check for if your butt is bleeding

open container
Sep 16, 2008
It smells like poop

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
You can't spell people without op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Checking for hidden poop (cryptofeces)

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Feels good man

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

evolution is fake and if you sniff your butt before marriage you go to hell

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Just making sure I haven't poo poo myself OP.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
I sniff my fingers after peeling an orange

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

whoflungpoop posted:

I sniff my fingers after peeling an orange

One of my favourite tactile / olfactory combos is to rub the stalk of a tomato plant and then sniff my fingers.

It is a delight

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

I sniff my fingers after peeling an orange

I scratch my butthole after peeling an orange

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I scratch my butthole after peeling an orange

Paging Gwyneth Paltrow.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
what about sniffing your hand after scratching your balls

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

moose face posted:

One of my favourite tactile / olfactory combos is to rub the stalk of a tomato plant and then sniff my fingers.

It is a delight

Hey I'm not alone in this world

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005

If your hands smell like poop the you need to wash your rear end. If not, you're good to go.

Either way, wash your hands after scratching your rear end

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
licking your fingers is kind of the same as washing your hands

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

moose face posted:

One of my favourite tactile / olfactory combos is to rub the stalk of a tomato plant and then sniff my fingers.

It is a delight

Method had a limited edition summer scent that smelled exactly like this. I think ir was called tomato, I will look the actual name

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

fruit on the bottom posted:

Hey I'm not alone in this world

https://youtu.be/ueHRK5bgHYE

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
It's a reaffirmation of all I had once held dear, and all that I hoped I could become. In short, it smells like poo poo.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

don't doxx me

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Everyone likes their own brand

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
if you catch anyone smelling their fingers after scratching their butt or something ask them if you can get a sniff too.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
The smelling is the mind subconsciously checking for rear end cancer or aids.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


sometimes i like to put two fingers in instead of the one

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gotta know if you hand need washin

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Wait do you mean your own hand or other people's hands

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
The scent of your feces can give clues to your digestive health, OP

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5CZHC7qm80

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