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Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

Into a Slim Jim!

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
eat me, op

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
my dad says wrestling's fake

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Do they have vegetarian slim jims? I don't eat meat snacks.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
YEAH!!!!!!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk
Hell yeah!

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
It is real to me.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Pawn 17 posted:

Do they have vegetarian slim jims? I don't eat meat snacks.

There's not MUCH meat in a slim jim, it's mostly sawdust

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Snap is how I buy my food, but I don't buy slim Jim's (meat is murder) 3/5

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Actually meat is really good and most famous/successful people eat it so

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Actually meat is really good and most famous/successful people eat it so

Famous vegetarians:
- Hitler
- Steve Jobs
- Jesus (unconfirmed)
- Who cares?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I'm not sure who any of those people are...

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Little known fact: Albert Einstein was not only not a vegetarian but both relished killing his food painfully and would also waste most of it on purpose

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

What a nut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi7kNz2U7Lc

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Albert einstein was actually 3 pescatarians in a trenchcoat stacked on each other

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Macho Man Randy Savage was a really nice guy. He went through a lot of stuff. I don't know about what he ate or what he didn't, but he was nice guy.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Did someone say "Snap"?





hireddivas
Jul 15, 2017
snape into a slime jime

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Old Story posted:

my dad says wrestling's fake

Wrestling isn't fake, it's predetermined.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Doc Block posted:

Did someone say "Snap"?







Holy toledo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Doc Block posted:

Did someone say "Snap"?







Holy poo poo

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Neukoln19 posted:

eat me, op

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

Doc Block posted:

Did someone say "Snap"?

son of a bitch....

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Someone post that macho man comic where every panel just says "fags and Muslims out of America"

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Someone post that macho man comic where every panel just says "fags and Muslims out of America"

That's Ultimate Warrior, queerbait.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I.C. posted:

That's Ultimate Warrior, queerbait.

Almost naked greased up dude who play acts with other naked greased dudes, six of one really.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Neukoln19 posted:

eat me, op

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Almost naked greased up dude who play acts with other naked greased dudes, six of one really.

I have no wish to fight you. For real, I don't because I don't know a lot about wrestling, but I do know Randy Savage is not Ultimate Warrior. They are similar but not the same.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Great now I'm fired from the shin factory

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Great now I'm fired from the shin factory

Now you do bare-knuckle. Like real men. Come. I show you.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I.C. posted:

I have no wish to fight you. For real, I don't because I don't know a lot about wrestling, but I do know Randy Savage is not Ultimate Warrior. They are similar but not the same.

p. sure I just proved you wrong.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

p. sure I just proved you wrong.

Who is lulling who...m? No, who! Into a false sense of security, Ultimate Shrek Fan?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Old Story posted:

my dad says wrestling's fake

yep

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
universes colliding: madness & mania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDWalFmERhY

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

That's what I thought...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd4SJVsTulc

Dresh
Jun 15, 2008

hrmph.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

I.C. posted:

Now you do bare-knuckle. Like real men. Come. I show you.

I have never had a father figure.
Thank you

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Doc Block posted:

Did someone say "Snap"?







Please stick to the source material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSYcM4AJ8k

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Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Doc Block posted:

Did someone say "Snap"?







More people need this in their lives

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