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sebmojo posted:furniture becomes a controlled substance I read that as "sentience" this summer... the couch sits on YOU
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movie idea: a failing college takes on prison inmates for extra funding and makes them live in a frat house, hilarity and hijinks ensue title: Bros and Cons |
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Jedrick posted:movie idea: a failing college takes on prison inmates for extra funding and makes them live in a frat house, hilarity and hijinks ensue That's dopey idea but it would make money for somebody like Adam Sandler or Will Farrell |
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darth_pizza posted:That's dopey idea but it would make money for somebody like Adam Sandler or Will Farrell Well good then let them develop it into a full thread or movie bc doing so would be outside the purview of this thread |
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darth_pizza posted:That's dopey idea but it would make money for somebody like Adam Sandler or Will Farrell dont u mean matt damon 
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Currantpunk - Punk music about the harsh world of currants. |
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I don't have time for all of you hoity-toity words dripping with condensation. I like good, honest, God-fearing words. Humble words. Words that could change a tire. Champagne? Bubble drink. Quiche? Egg cake. Kindergarten? Baby prison. Just say what you mean, people. |
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Love is like chocolate: if it isn't good, get a new barJedrick posted:movie idea: a failing college takes on prison inmates for extra funding and makes them live in a frat house, hilarity and hijinks ensue ha, nice! |
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Jul 11, 2017 03:40
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This guy gets gas and it makes him feel macho. Bropane. |
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canyoneer posted:The fight scene from John Wick inside John Wick's really nice house but he's actually just preparing dinner really fast and instead of shooting people he's chopping carrots and stuff John Wick retires from elite assassination and rebrands as Johnny Wicks, artisan candlemaker who assassinates the Yankee Candle CEO and every woman on Scentsy. ---------------- |
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a pyramid but instead of hieroglyphs there's emojis
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My dad would be the best poster in BYOB. Weed threads and surf rock threads and news about his upcoming gigs |
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It's a normal workplace but the boss is a cat who won't answer any questions so it's very frustrating to work there. |
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BYOB gets restructured into "Balance Your Own Books", a forum for small business owners looking for advice and insight regarding budgeting, bookkeeping, and payroll. |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:It's a normal workplace but the boss is a cat who won't answer any questions so it's very frustrating to work there. The Boss Kitten |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:It's a normal workplace but the boss is a cat who won't answer any questions so it's very frustrating to work there. CEO but it's Cat Executive Officer CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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their desk never has anything on it
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You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need my face |
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*friend has seller's remorse after parting with lounge chair* "hey...the CHAISE was yours" |
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pronouncing the word banal like 'anal'but with a b banal
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:pronouncing the word banal like 'anal'but with a b you think darkness is your ally? ---------------- |
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"Welcome $PLAYER_NAME to Octavio's Questionable Magic Warehouse, please browse our wares" 1. SWORD OF DOUBLE SLAYING - 1/15 chance to apply Death effect if the blow already dealt lethal damage. 2. FLAGON OF ULTIMATE HEALING - cures all status ailments on one enemy. 3. SCROLL OF METEOR - summon an astral stone to burn up in the atmosphere. 4. TROUSERS OF SPEED - dramatically increases the speed of your pants. |
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| you joke but I think i can get some use out of that last one | |
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GAUNTLETS OF SHREDDING: increases damage done with guitar solos by 30% |
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Putty posted:you joke but I think i can get some use out of that last one Legitimate uses for pants that go fast: |
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Medieval Graffiti: kids ponder the point of life while racing horses and chasing wenches as they come of age, then they all die of the plague. then the camera zooms out and they were just doing a floor show at Medieval Times
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And then it zooms out more and the medieval times was just one pixel of your post. |
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brainstorm bad times/places to do the Rick Flair "Woooo!" yell
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:pronouncing the word banal like 'anal'but with a b That's not how you say it? Oops... |
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little munchkin posted:brainstorm bad times/places to do the Rick Flair "Woooo!" yell This would be a good thread |
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little munchkin posted:brainstorm bad times/places to do the Rick Flair "Woooo!" yell "If anyone has a reason why these two shall not be wed..." |
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little munchkin posted:brainstorm bad times/places to do the Rick Flair "Woooo!" yell "Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." And one last one: "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known." ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jul 17, 2017 |
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The opposite of this thread that happens to me all the time: "Threads that are good but you can't come up with a good joke for"
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Twenty Four posted:The opposite of this thread that happens to me all the time: my trick is to post a thread where the op is just an explanation of what the joke is. then you can just post a joke whenever you think of it example: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826136 ---------------- |
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