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Smash it Smash hit posted:I will
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is it safe to come out from under this truck yet
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Jul 17, 2017 06:50
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If doctors find out what's wrong with you then they can Exploit you
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Jul 17, 2017 06:54
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Keep them Guessing
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Jul 17, 2017 06:55
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Uhg I'm embarrassed to say I'm looking forward to Monday. The stability of my work. Forgive me Garfield.
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Jul 17, 2017 07:23
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Smd H
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Jul 17, 2017 07:28
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You say that now yet, once I've cut your hair, and made you put on a black dress and high heels. You'll find yourself standing in a derelict Utah barn,and you simply can't resist me. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY!
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Jul 17, 2017 07:37
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You're pretty and you like me but you have no job and couch surf at our mutual friend's place all the time and you dated Johnny and he was really gross and dumb and had awful teeth. I like you, but I spent a lot of time dating women like you when I was just out of college and thought that I was rich making $45k a year and I really don't want to go back there.
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Jul 17, 2017 07:46
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Zeroisanumber posted:You're pretty and you like me but you have no job and couch surf at our mutual friend's place all the time and you dated Johnny and he was really gross and dumb and had awful teeth. I like you, but I spent a lot of time dating women like you when I was just out of college and thought that I was rich making $45k a year and I really don't want to go back there.
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Jul 17, 2017 08:01
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numberoneposter posted:Sir this is a Tim Hortons drive through. She works at the Tim Horton's over at the Mall of America. The drive through is the best way to talk to her in a comfortable, non-confrontational way.
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Jul 17, 2017 08:04
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story of my life
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Jul 17, 2017 08:07
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- I wear overalls. - I put pennies in my loafers. - Never once exfoliated. - Car is three different colors.
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Jul 17, 2017 08:09
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has nobody said "im gay" yet smdh
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Jul 17, 2017 08:16
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I have sex way overly hard, like really upsettingly hard, and you know if you mention it I'll just have sex even harder.
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Jul 17, 2017 08:17
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i a m a g a y m a n
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Jul 17, 2017 08:17
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I'm smitten by someone way out of my league but I'm going after them anyways.
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Jul 17, 2017 08:20
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I dont think its legal to have sex with a dead cat
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Jul 17, 2017 08:56
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you are too fat sorry
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Jul 17, 2017 11:54
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I have unreasonably high standards brought about by things like Disney movies, sorry.
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Jul 17, 2017 15:40
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I like Billy Joel as much as the next guy, but that is one lovely song, dude.
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Jul 17, 2017 16:50
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:I only date rich, white Republicans. But I will suck black professional athlete cock like a fat white woman. 
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Jul 17, 2017 17:01
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“What? I’m not going to cr-heh”
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Jul 17, 2017 17:02
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I am just not that into The blue man group
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Jul 17, 2017 17:21
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you never let me win at pogs < >
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Jul 17, 2017 17:25
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my girlfriend went to a ren fair dressed up as an early modern woman of the night and had all these beady coin things on her costume and she ran into a flute vendor and the vendor was like "those are so cool! a-shake-ah! a-shake-ah! a-shake-ah!" so now she's been saying "a-shake-ah!" and doing a cute shimmy to it at times like getting out of the shower or drying dishes. thats my reason bye
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Jul 17, 2017 17:34
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So you gf when allowed to pursue a new identify ripe with fantasy and heroism, chose to be a whore?
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Jul 17, 2017 17:50
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Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
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Jul 17, 2017 18:02
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Smash it Smash hit posted:So you gf when allowed to pursue a new identify ripe with fantasy and heroism, chose to be a whore? >new edit: >chose ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jul 17, 2017 |
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Jul 17, 2017 20:09
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smash hit smash it I don't appreciate the way you vacillate from possibly retarded to hurtful in these threads
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Jul 17, 2017 20:10
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:smash hit smash it I don't appreciate the way you vacillate from possibly retarded to hurtful A true master can be both at the same time
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:A true master can be both at the same time 
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