Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a thread for

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

little munchkin posted:

my trick is to post a thread where the op is just an explanation of what the joke is. then you can just post a joke whenever you think of it

example: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826136

these types of threads are always the best because i can make them and have people cover my bad jokes

# ? Jul 17, 2017 15:35

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:21

Twenty Four

little munchkin posted:

my trick is to post a thread where the op is just an explanation of what the joke is. then you can just post a joke whenever you think of it

example: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826136

Yeah but that thread was great and I managed to make a couple of okay jokes there, I think! But sometimes a thread is great and I'm like "dang, I've got nothing!"

So good jokes without their own thread are here, but good threads but I can't come up with a worthy joke, makes me wish I could do better! Or just go to bed.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:02

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Twenty Four posted:

Yeah but that thread was great and I managed to make a couple of okay jokes there, I think! But sometimes a thread is great and I'm like "dang, I've got nothing!"

So good jokes without their own thread are here, but good threads but I can't come up with a worthy joke, makes me wish I could do better! Or just go to bed.

BYOB: TRY HARD OR TAKE A NAP

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:20

Twenty Four

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

BYOB: TRY HARD OR TAKE A NAP

BYOB 8.2: Post hard or nap trying!

(I think that works with that Die Hard movie title from a few years ago? I didn't see it and need a nap apparently.)

# ? Jul 17, 2017 18:07

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Twenty Four posted:

BYOB 8.2: Post hard or nap trying!

(I think that works with that Die Hard movie title from a few years ago? I didn't see it and need a nap apparently.)

I think that scans. I immediately recognized what you were going for and got a gentlemanly chuckle.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 18:25

deep dish peat moss

Post hard or die napping

# ? Jul 17, 2017 19:45

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

itt we systematically determine which BYOB poster is actually just Bruce Willis

# ? Jul 17, 2017 20:05

FactsAreUseless

Jedrick posted:

itt we systematically determine which BYOB poster is actually just Bruce Willis

Saint Isaias Boner

# ? Jul 17, 2017 20:07

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

just me and my extremely gigantic pants pockets

sometimes my friends like to ride inside

# ? Jul 17, 2017 20:12

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

they call me dumbo because my pants with gigantic pockets are actually shorts

# ? Jul 17, 2017 20:18

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Jedrick posted:

itt we systematically determine which BYOB poster is actually just Bruce Willis

they are actually just all robin williams

# ? Jul 18, 2017 00:06

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Nah, we're all this guy:

# ? Jul 18, 2017 00:51

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

i replaced my dick w one of those lightning orbs they have at spencers

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# ? Jul 18, 2017 01:12

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

The many, many reasons I am not allowed back in this Irondale, Alabama Shoney's: Family Style Restaurant.

1. Tried to order off menu, requested bottle service
2. Insisted on ordering "chicken embryos and wheat boards"
3. Extended eye contact with salad bar attendant.
4. Would not shut up about Denny's: Family Style Restaurant.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 01:32

kalel

romantic pick up line: my cock burns for you

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:55

Twenty Four

ghost emoji posted:

i replaced my dick w one of those lightning orbs they have at spencers

Shocking!

# ? Jul 18, 2017 05:02

little munchkin

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

The many, many reasons I am not allowed back in this Irondale, Alabama Shoney's: Family Style Restaurant.

1. Tried to order off menu, requested bottle service
2. Insisted on ordering "chicken embryos and wheat boards"
3. Extended eye contact with salad bar attendant.
4. Would not shut up about Denny's: Family Style Restaurant.

i can think of some funny reasons to not be allowed back, but i won't post them unless a thread is made

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# ? Jul 18, 2017 05:38

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

SciFiDownBeat posted:

romantic pick up line: my cock burns for you

ghonnorea is making a comeback

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# ? Jul 18, 2017 05:54

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

"Welcome $PLAYER_NAME to Octavio's Questionable Magic Warehouse, please browse our wares"

1. SWORD OF DOUBLE SLAYING - 1/15 chance to apply Death effect if the blow already dealt lethal damage.
2. FLAGON OF ULTIMATE HEALING - cures all status ailments on one enemy.
3. SCROLL OF METEOR - summon an astral stone to burn up in the atmosphere.
4. TROUSERS OF SPEED - dramatically increases the speed of your pants.

number 1 with a bullet is what the guy from FFVIII went with

# ? Jul 18, 2017 06:03

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

SciFiDownBeat posted:

romantic pick up line: my cock burns for you

romantic lines: I would contact an incurable disease or viral condition for you (my love)

# ? Jul 18, 2017 06:37

Twenty Four

sebmojo posted:

romantic lines: I would contact an incurable disease or viral condition for you (my love)

Not too bad if you just have to talk to the disease I guess.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:40

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

little munchkin posted:

i can think of some funny reasons to not be allowed back, but i won't post them unless a thread is made

Alright, go hog wild.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 22:27

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

byob talent show where ppl post their talent show routines

'adult' items where u take everyday objects and make them 'adult'

# ? Jul 19, 2017 01:20

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

cats on acid

# ? Jul 19, 2017 01:37

kalel

AverySpecialfriend posted:

byob talent show where ppl post their talent show routines

'adult' items where u take everyday objects and make them 'adult'

And this is my dildo-shaped shower head. And this is my shower-head-shaped dildo. And... wait, where are you going?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 01:47

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

elephants on weed

# ? Jul 19, 2017 05:59

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

A store where the salespeople are on commission and hate their jobs and are competing to sell the least and get fired

# ? Jul 19, 2017 06:15

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

A man in a wheelchair visits a frog in a swamp.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 06:50

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

scorpion builds a bridge over a river, frog falls off and dies, camera zooms in on scorpion's horrified expression

# ? Jul 19, 2017 06:54

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

canyoneer posted:

A store where the salespeople are on commission and hate their jobs and are competing to sell the least and get fired

I'd watch this.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 07:02

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jedrick posted:

I'd watch this.

are you being served?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 07:17

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

The not so dangerous game.

A big game hunter on his return from Africa with jars upon jars of firefly's collected

# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:00

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron posted:

The not so dangerous game.

A big game hunter on his return from Africa with jars upon jars of firefly's collected

Gun shop owner : now see you got this big rear end shotgun for elephant hunting, a small pistol for the heynas and a nice long rifle for that pack of Lions

Hunter: can I see what your have in the way of butterfly nets?

# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:02

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

A remake of the 2001 Meg Ryan / Hugh Jackman time-travel rom-com Kate and Leopold where a charming and handsome 19th century gentleman travels through time to present day New York City but is utterly repugnant to everyone he meets because of his goonish 19th century hygiene and his shockingly racist 1870's upbringing.

# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:20

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

canyoneer posted:

A remake of the 2001 Meg Ryan / Hugh Jackman time-travel rom-com Kate and Leopold where a charming and handsome 19th century gentleman travels through time to present day New York City but is utterly repugnant to everyone he meets because of his goonish 19th century hygiene and his shockingly racist 1870's upbringing.

then he is elected president

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# ? Jul 19, 2017 19:26

alnilam

sebmojo posted:

scorpion builds a bridge over a river, frog falls off and dies, camera zooms in on scorpion's horrified expression

Like this if u cry every tyme

# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:23

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

wario batali

# ? Jul 19, 2017 22:35

kalel

got any sevens posted:

then he is elected president

alnilam posted:

Like this if u cry every tyme

# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:16

chaymie

http://tindeck.com/listen/ixvv

# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:20

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DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Sex Prospector posted:

http://tindeck.com/listen/ixvv

Oh h*ck yes! Woooo!

# ? Jul 19, 2017 23:33

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