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angerbeet posted:YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR THREE YEARS Don't gently caress with me beet I will go buckwild
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Aesop Poprock posted:Thanks wtf it's like right there  You mean that? Because I'm 99% sure that's grease from the beef mixed with the pasta sauce. It just looks funny because of the angle of the cut, but it definitely looks like it's oozing a bit.
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Jul 20, 2017 01:20
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Its just a weird grease puddle reflection.
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Jul 20, 2017 01:22
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grease + foil reflection + they used the flash  edit: fffffff
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Jul 20, 2017 01:22
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how the hell did you guys figure that was beef like that is AFP as gently caress just cause of the angle
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Jul 20, 2017 01:27
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Okay on my phone it really looked like a chunk of chicken but now on my laptop I see the reflection instead.
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Jul 20, 2017 01:42
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sneakyfrog posted:I will eat the pizza tumor. Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: I will eat the pizza tumor.
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Jul 20, 2017 01:47
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Aesop Poprock posted:how the hell did you guys figure that was beef like that is AFP as gently caress just cause of the angle This thread is over 400 pages long, we have a great deal of experience in identifying food horrors by now.
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Jul 20, 2017 01:47
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a kitten posted:Where is your god now? Love burgers, but hate how most of them only require a napkin to clean up after eating? Love nachos, but hate how the chips have clean parts so you have to make an effort to deliberately cover yourself in Nacho-Style Cheez Substance? Love going to restaurants, but hate how standard plating, silverware, and social etiquette prevents you from getting completely covered in your meal, like a starving toddler? DO WE HAVE A MEAL FOR YOU
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Jul 20, 2017 01:50
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I was really worried I was going to be the first person to both see it and realize it was a reflection. Thank god for this page. What a madhouse.
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Jul 20, 2017 01:52
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Identifying that area as a reflection reduces the apparent height of the spaghetti bolus quite significantly. I was seeing it as another big layer of mystery glop too until I mentally forced the thing to appear flatter to me so I was seeing more of the platter further away from the camera.
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Jul 20, 2017 02:08
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The thing that upsets me most about the gooburger is that it's another case of WHERE IS THE loving PLATE? How can you serve food that you're supposed to smother in sauce on just a flat piece of wood slapped onto the flat table Cheese sauce all running off the "plate" and into your lap Poor busboy has to mop up 5 inches of congealed cheesespunk at the end of his shift this is why god doesn't talk to us anymore
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Jul 20, 2017 02:08
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Antivehicular posted:Nacho-Style Cheez Substance? e: Tendales posted:How can you serve food that you're supposed to smother in sauce on just a flat piece of wood slapped onto the flat table Elizabethan Error has a new favorite as of 02:11 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Jul 20, 2017 02:09
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Elizabethan Error posted:that's probably just cheese + calcium citrate, not some reconstituted cheese sauce garbage. You're probably right, but it doesn't make it any less "eat this to cover yourself and everything you're wearing/carrying in a thin film of cheese sauce"
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Jul 20, 2017 02:21
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Why are Americans so obsessed about covering everything in cheese? You take what looks like a perfectly fine burger with a toasted bun, and just cover it in gooey poo poo. Is it the salt content in cheese that makes it more palatable? loving season it right from the start! I have so many angry questions. e: In my anger I didn't notice it's from a London restaurant. Still! old bean factory has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Jul 20, 2017 02:25
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mng posted:Why are Americans so obsessed about covering everything in cheese? You take what looks like a perfectly fine burger with a toasted bun, and just cover it in gooey poo poo. Is it the salt content in cheese that makes it more palatable? loving season it right from the start! They just really like cheese. I remember when I went to Chik fil a and you could just order a side of cheese to dip your fries in. It was awesome.
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Jul 20, 2017 02:26
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Do yourself a favor and don't browse through @InsiderFood's tweets. Lots of angry-making AFP there.
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Jul 20, 2017 02:28
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Hirayuki posted:Do yourself a favor and don't browse through @InsiderFood's tweets. Lots of angry-making AFP there. I really don't like seeing industrial mass-produced food like the cheesecake video. I know it's normal, but it makes me super uncomfortable to actually see it happening.
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Jul 20, 2017 02:47
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mng posted:Why are Americans so obsessed about covering everything in cheese? You take what looks like a perfectly fine burger with a toasted bun, and just cover it in gooey poo poo. Is it the salt content in cheese that makes it more palatable? loving season it right from the start! That's a weird way to spell 'ranch dressing'
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Jul 20, 2017 03:48
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Wait-- ranch dressing isn't cheese?
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Jul 20, 2017 03:50
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mng posted:Why are Americans so obsessed about covering everything in cheese? You take what looks like a perfectly fine burger with a toasted bun, and just cover it in gooey poo poo. Is it the salt content in cheese that makes it more palatable? loving season it right from the start!  But yeah, it's often used as a lazy shortcut to add flavor or make something feel like an indulgance instead of just a regular food.
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Jul 20, 2017 03:52
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Away all Goats posted:They just really like cheese. I remember when I went to Chik fil a and you could just order a side of cheese to dip your fries in. It was awesome. The restaurant where I work makes a scratch-made queso that's amazing and any time we have a bunch left at the end of the night, the GM of the pizza place next door conveniently swings by to take a pint or so off our hands. She goes back to the pizza place and makes a large pizza with 4+ toppings, then drenches it in queso. She looks exactly like you think she does.
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Jul 20, 2017 05:47
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TheKennedys posted:a large pizza with 4+ toppings 
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Jul 20, 2017 06:41
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Tiggum posted:Is that supposed to be a lot?
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Jul 20, 2017 06:44
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mng posted:Why are Americans so obsessed about covering everything in cheese? You take what looks like a perfectly fine burger with a toasted bun, and just cover it in gooey poo poo. Is it the salt content in cheese that makes it more palatable? loving season it right from the start! https://www.csmonitor.com/Business/Donald-Marron/2010/1108/Euthanized-cows-and-caves-full-of-cheese-the-government-policies-behind-Got-Milk
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Jul 20, 2017 07:02
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Tendales posted:Poor busboy has to mop up 5 inches of congealed cheesespunk at the end of his shift
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Jul 20, 2017 09:15
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CannonFodder posted:I read that as CheesePunk and now I want to have a mohawk that's formed from a cheese wheel and the spikes on my leather jacket are little wedges of cheese. I pictured more of like, 800 story skyscrapers of cheddar, reaching high into a sky polluted by cheese farts, where the night is lit by millions of neon signs, all of which are shaped like different cheese and they all say "CHEESE" also I have a visor that let's me project a virtual self into the Cheese Grid. People with this skill are called "Cheese Whizzes". Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 09:46 on Jul 20, 2017 |
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Jul 20, 2017 09:43
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CannonFodder posted:I read that as CheesePunk and now I want to have a mohawk that's formed from a cheese wheel and the spikes on my leather jacket are little wedges of cheese. same as gently caress. 
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Jul 20, 2017 12:12
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Tendales posted:The thing that upsets me most about the gooburger is that it's another case of WHERE IS THE loving PLATE? Yeah, maybe it's just me, but I'd just drink the goddamn mug of cheese as a side. I'd regret it in a few hours, but who cares? Cheese.
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Jul 20, 2017 12:25
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NinjaDebugger posted:Yeah, maybe it's just me, but I'd just drink the goddamn mug of cheese as a side. I'd regret it in a few hours, but who cares? Cheese. Cheese tea with ground beef boba
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Jul 20, 2017 12:41
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I know this is going to sound revolutionary, but you could just have beef queso and chips and it wouldn't even be considered disgusting. Goons are weird.
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Jul 20, 2017 13:00
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fizzymercy posted:
Woah, now. I'm hella cool.
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Jul 20, 2017 13:03
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I'm actually kinda sad that "Cheese tea with ground beef boba" just reminded me of an actual food I eat so maybe that bit was a personal attack on myself. Also I had oreos dipped in green tea for breakfast, glass houses and all that. (fe: Randaconda you are hella cool)
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Jul 20, 2017 13:12
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fizzymercy posted:I'm actually kinda sad that "Cheese tea with ground beef boba" just reminded me of an actual food I eat so maybe that bit was a personal attack on myself. 
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Jul 20, 2017 13:17
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Fresh from Facebook He called it a "boil up".
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Jul 20, 2017 13:21
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Are they Maori? Cause a boil up is a legitimate dish that is 100% AFP. Delicious, but is about as visually attractive as a car crash.
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Jul 20, 2017 13:39
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Tendales posted:The thing that upsets me most about the gooburger is that it's another case of WHERE IS THE loving PLATE?
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Jul 20, 2017 14:02
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The boil-up looks like pork and greens and potatoes and some kind of broth? I'd eat it. Looks a little like a bone-in version of Grünkohl, which is probably AFP but also delicious as gently caress. 
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NinjaDebugger posted:Yeah, maybe it's just me, but I'd just drink the goddamn mug of cheese as a side. I'd regret it in a few hours, but who cares? Cheese. So apparently this is a new thing here in Singapore. Cheese tea.  http://danielfooddiary.com/2017/06/01/liho/ Maybe I should try it but I wouldn't look forward to it
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