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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Sling doesn't have CBS, so forget about AFC games.

Dont' forget OTA HD is available for free.

Ooooo ninja-edit!

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Sling doesn't have CBS, so forget about AFC games.

:raise:

Oh poo poo

pubic works project posted:

Ooooo ninja-edit!

I just saw that the NFL sold exclusive rights to broadcast NFL games in Canada to some web service. Like, nothing will be on TV or Cable and you can't go through NFL.com to get gamepass.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/FO_ScottKacsmar/status/888483479083773952

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Philip Rivers has announced that he will not move his family to Los Angeles and will instead commute from San Diego during the season

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Philip Rivers has announced that he will not move his family to Los Angeles and will instead commute from San Diego during the season

Big, if true. Compelling and rich.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
If he's driving for that commute I expect him to go from Ned Flanders to Samuel L Jackson by season's end.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Philip Rivers will say a curse word for the first time in his life

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

Big, if true. Compelling and rich.

That describes his family, yes

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Cash Monet posted:

If you were thinking about cutting the chord you could get sling blue/orange for $40 then the sports extra for another $10.

Technically all you need is Sling Orange for $25 and the Sports Extra for $10 but then you don't get the ESPN channels. But that's the cheapest way to get RedZone that I've found.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Silly Burrito posted:

Technically all you need is Sling Orange for $25 and the Sports Extra for $10 but then you don't get the ESPN channels. But that's the cheapest way to get RedZone that I've found.

Yeah we had Orange and Blue with the Sports Extra. It was great! And cheaper than U-Verse. If only our internet wasn't poo poo....

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

a neat cape posted:

Philip Rivers has announced that he will not move his family to Los Angeles and will instead commute from San Diego during the season

Spanos is gonna have to send the chopper by week 2.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Lol rivers is mulling retirement or demanding a trade

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
DO IT.

Deserves better.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/888507692196798465

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

BBQ is to Dez Bryant what Jessica Simpson was to Tony Romo

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

Dez doesnt need to run.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Did Kelvin Benjamin change his name?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Can't wait for him to show up on a gameday injury report for the itis.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

whypick1 posted:

Can't wait for him to show up on a gameday injury report for mud butt.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Raku posted:

Lol rivers is mulling retirement or demanding a trade

He's not though?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Eli Wiggum posted:

Philip Rivers will say a curse word for the first time in his life

He's gonna say "heck" and feel really bad about it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Which teams would be a good fit for Rivers? I can't see him playing for any other team right now.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Which teams would be a good fit for Rivers? I can't see him playing for any other team right now.

Basically any team who doesn't have a top ten QB

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
^^^ what he said

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Which teams would be a good fit for Rivers? I can't see him playing for any other team right now.

He won't. He said last week that he's hoping to still be playing for the Chargers when the new stadium opens in 2020.

To go with that exercise? Denver or Houston would be legit superbowl contenders with Rivers

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Which teams would be a good fit for Rivers? I can't see him playing for any other team right now.

Rivers isn't going anywhere and I'm sure the Chargers would ask way more than anyone would be willing to pay for a fairly old QB in trade but just for spitballing purposes...Arizona, Houston, Minnesota, or KC?

Just thinking of teams that have pretty ok rosters but QB troubles. Obviously even if a trade could be done it would never happen with Minnesota or KC, given what they've given up for QBs recently.

e: poo poo forgot all about Denver. I wish I could do that more often.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I can see Arizona doing it given they gave Carson Palmer a chance.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
P sure rivers would retire before packing up and starting anew with a whole new franchise. I feel like he weighed it over just because the team he was already with moved its office up the road.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Volkerball posted:

P sure rivers would retire before packing up and starting anew with a whole new franchise. I feel like he weighed it over just because the team he was already with moved its office up the road.

It's pretty much this

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Rivers will have a driver and study whatever they study on the drive but he will probably get a permanent police escort etc.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Oh my god Rivers on the Broncos :swoon:

It would all depend on our OL, which...eh

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eli Wiggum posted:

Oh my god Rivers on the Broncos :swoon:

It would all depend on our OL, which...eh

If my team moving didn't kill my NFL allegiance, this would

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

Technically all you need is Sling Orange for $25 and the Sports Extra for $10 but then you don't get the ESPN channels. But that's the cheapest way to get RedZone that I've found.

Out of curiosity which Red Zone broadcast do they get, the cable one with Scott Hansen or the other one with Andrew Siciliano?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Plaxico has joined the Cardinals as a coaching intern apparently

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

weird Asian candy posted:

Plaxico has joined the Cardinals as a coaching intern apparently

Cool! I'm glad someone else gave him a shot.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Boo~

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

2 stars

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Cool! I'm glad someone else gave him a shot.

This is a low caliber joke.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

2.5 stars

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

If Rivers was going to demand a trade it would've been when the team moving went through and he'd have gone to Denver or Houston chasing a ring. Dude's more likely to gently caress someone for the purposes of pleasure instead of procreation than do it now.

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