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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Well at least PJ Black finally got a singles win

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eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
LOL "First Class Ticket to Slam Town"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Mirror Match!

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


These men are trying to die and it is awesome.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Is Son of Madness played by anyone recognizable?


edit: Also I love that Ricky Mandel is basically the X-Pac of the WWU.

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jul 7, 2017

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

sticklefifer posted:

Is Son of Madness played by anyone recognizable?

Johnny Goodtime. Looks like he's one of those indie journeymen who's been around for a while but hasn't worked any notable promotions outside some random PWG appearances. https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=3602

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I vaguely remember watching his matches teaming with Johnny Yuma as the RockNES monsters in PWG. I was not very impressed and they were overshadowed by the Super Smash Brothers who had a similar gimmick and were infinitely better.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Him losing his debut match makes me wonder how many luchadores have lost their first match in the temple? Certainly feels like a lot of them did.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

frankenfreak posted:

Him losing his debut match makes me wonder how many luchadores have lost their first match in the temple? Certainly feels like a lot of them did.

Won in first match:
-Season 1 debuts
Blue Demon Jr
Son of Havoc
Johnny Mundo
Mil Muertes
Mascarita Sagrada
Fenix
Pimpinela Escarlata
Cage
Texano Jr
Killshot
The Mack
Delavar Daivari
Hernandez
(Technically the Disciples of Death also win in their debut)
-Season 2 debuts
Kobra Moon
Matanza Cueto
Mariposa
Dr Wagner Jr
-Season 3 debuts
Jeremiah Crane
Hitokori
Pindar
Vibora

Lost in first match:
-Season 1 debuts
Chavo Guerrero
Sext Star
Prince Puma
Ivelisse
El Mariachi Loco (aka El Siniestro de la Muerte, Saltador)
Ricky Mandel
Dragon
Pentagon Jr
King Cuerno
Big Ryck
Famous B
Super Fly
Cortez Castro (Ricky Reyes, Trece, Veneno)
Mr Cisco (Mala Suerte)
Bael
Ricky Mandel
Aero Star
Argenis (Barrio Negro)
Angelico
Vinny Massaro
Alberto El Patron
Jack Evans
Bengala
Marty "The Moth" Martinez
Vampiro
-Season 2 debuts
PJ Black
Joey Ryan
Taya
Daga
El Dragon Azteca Jr
-Season 3 Debuts:
Dante Fox
Paul London
Saltador
Mala Suerte
Doku
Yurei
Veneno

No-Contest in first match:
Black Lotus (Season 2)

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
If counting Aztec Warfare II as his first match in the temple, you can add Mysterio to the losers list as well.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I assume we're not counting previous gimmicks as "debuts" either because Ricky Mandel was a skeleton man.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Bad touch, Marty! Bad sandwich!

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Rabbit Tribe is trash and the Cueto Cup feels likes a way to fill time and ostensibly advance feuds without telling different stories.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Right as I post that we get some Melissa action!

Charles Gnarwin fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jul 13, 2017

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
A goddamn fork spot in 2017 :stare:

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


That was real gross

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I love Paul London's codpiece. I do not love Marty's fork.

Ghidzilla
May 12, 2009
Melissa was the star of the show this week.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Good news, Taya quit AAA because of a horrible screw job that got the Reina de Reinas title off of her and back to the now unreturned Sexy Star


Oh and they got Johnny Mundo involved in it and use him as a tool, so it'll be interesting to see if he remains with his fiancee out.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cueto Cup feels likes a way to fill time and ostensibly advance feuds without telling different stories.
It really feels like they're spinning wheels a lot right now. Maybe it gets better as the tournament goes on and less people are directly involved in it.

exploded mummy posted:

Good news, Taya quit AAA because of a horrible screw job that got the Reina de Reinas title off of her and back to the now unreturned Sexy Star


Oh and they got Johnny Mundo involved in it and use him as a tool, so it'll be interesting to see if he remains with his fiancee out.
Someone should start a LOLAAA page.

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Mundo called out Vampiro on Twitter about it and a bunch of the LU people seemed to be giving tacit agreement

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Is Cage about to kill the ref?

e: aw

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Uh ... are we gonna have any matches tonight? Who let Russo write this episode?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Benne posted:

Uh ... are we gonna have any matches tonight? Who let Russo write this episode?

The Cueto Cup must continue!

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Dante Fox is crazy! But I'm rooting for Son of Havoc


e: ooh that shot against the metal railing looked like it smarted

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
That was one hell of a match

I'm 20% sure that this "Benji" is Satan.

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jul 20, 2017

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
(late after the break but) I'd sure like to have a Modelo with Melissa Santos! :swoon:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Dark Prince Puma is so loving cool

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Loving this match so much.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This may come as a shock but Ricochet and PJ Black are really loving good

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
At this point i'm even rooting for PJ, this match is pure aces.

"You'll have to put someone through time and set them on fire to end this match!" at thsi point i agree!

drat, that kick was beautiful.

MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jul 20, 2017

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
That whole drat match was beautiful :)

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


After that match, hell yes I want to see PJ/Rey.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Xerzes posted:

After that match, hell yes I want to see PJ/Rey.

I'm so glad that @dril set that match up for tonight.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The Mack owns really hard

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I loving love Pentagon Dark so much.

Ghidzilla
May 12, 2009
I am sad that the LU discussion has dropped off so steeply. :(

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I think the long break hurt them, not to mention all the recent AAA scumminess

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I loving love Pentagon Dark so much.

He should have been champ a long time ago.

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PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

He should have been champ a long time ago.

Not pulling the trigger on him winning the title at Ultima Lucha Dos was a bad decision. He could have won it, then lost it back to Matanza on the first show of S3 after the interference of the Triad.

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