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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

How can he represent both of them in a domestic violence investigation???

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Luigi Thirty posted:

If you haven’t read it D-Bry’s book has a story of training at Shawn’s school (which was really his mom’s house) and Shawn getting frustrated at trying to teach people how to go up for a backdrop. He’s not supposed to take bumps because, you know, his back just exploded. He gives up and goes up himself to demonstrate. He takes the back bump and from the other room his mom yells SHANE MICHAEL HICKENBOTTOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING

drat you'd think his mom would know his name

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Never said he's repping a particular case, probably just their personal lawyer

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Attorneys post police reports to Twitter now? And Alberto is a white male? Killing the gimmick, brother.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Saraya, from the infamous Bevis wrestling family. The Bevis's.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


its actually beves

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Oct 30, 2009

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Luigi Thirty posted:

How can he represent both of them in a domestic violence investigation???

McMahon: I'd like to call a surprise witness to testify on behalf of Paige
(Turns to Alberto)
Did you know about this?!?

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

dromal phrenia posted:

Saraya, when the water fell

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

St Evan Echoes posted:

its actually beves
Bevii :eng101:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Wrong fucko

Bevis would be third declension if it were a Latin word and would take an -es nominative plural

https://www.slu.edu/colleges/AS/languages/classical/latin/tchmat/grammar/whprax/w7-d3-fm.html

jesus WEP fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jul 27, 2017

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Dango Bango posted:

Attorneys post police reports to Twitter now? And Alberto is a white male? Killing the gimmick, brother.

uh yeah, he is. Study racial dynamics in latin american countries if you want to know more.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I;m thinking about thos Beves

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Dango Bango posted:

Attorneys post police reports to Twitter now? And Alberto is a white male? Killing the gimmick, brother.

We just had a president post a directive on Twitter so idk why this is surprising.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
as someone who is also named saraya bevis, i'd like you all to find something else to joke about

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

little munchkin posted:

as someone who is also named saraya bevis, i'd like you all to find something else to joke about

I simply cannot believe this because it has to be the most uncommon name on planet earth.

edit: I just changed my name to Hitler Linuxmaster

Platypus Farm fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jul 27, 2017

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

It's tied for the most uncommon name on earth with hitler linuxmaster.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the "knights"

lol you the bevises. your name bevis.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Bevis and Basehead

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Alberto Del Bevis

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Keith is a big Wrestling fan. Friends with Cheerleader Melissa and Hernandez.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
they should settle the case in Wrestlers' Court

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MotU posted:

they should settle the case in Wrestlers' Court

Wrestlers' Court has been adjourned while Undertaker and his brother Kane travel the country tracking down that one dude who hurt that little kid on America's Most Wanted, so they can beat the poo poo out of him.

:patriot:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Wrestlers' Court has been adjourned while Undertaker and his brother Kane travel the country tracking down that one dude who hurt that little kid on America's Most Wanted, so they can beat the poo poo out of him.

:patriot:

The assault on Breezango got on America's Most Wanted?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

The assault on Breezango got on America's Most Wanted?

One day I hope to see Braden Walker on Breezango's noticeboard.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Wait so if Paige is still with Alberto then why is he pressing battery charges on her? I thought that was the kind of thing you can't get done for if the injured party wants to drop it?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Paige and ADR are in Miami for Combate Americas for fight week.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Shoehead posted:

Wait so if Paige is still with Alberto then why is he pressing battery charges on her? I thought that was the kind of thing you can't get done for if the injured party wants to drop it?

Technically the state presses charges in domestic situations, not the victim. Realistically, it's near impossible to make a case if the victim refuses to cooperate.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

You're all wrong.

It's Los Bevos

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



rovert posted:

Paige and ADR are in Miami for Combate Americas for fight week.

Huh, I wouldn't have thought they would want to settle their differences in the octagon, but whatever floats their boat I guess.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/890753904299978752

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


is that the bevis family?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
It's definitely a good time to push ADR as a beloved take no prisoners babyface in the Stone Cold Steve Austin mold

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Marquis de Pyro posted:

It's definitely a good time to push ADR as a beloved take no prisoners babyface in the Stone Cold Steve Austin mold

a domestic violence victim should be able to get a lot of sympy with modern crowds

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Marquis de Pyro posted:

It's definitely a good time to push ADR as a beloved take no prisoners babyface in the Stone Cold Steve Austin mold

Well adr does have something in common with austin ya know

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/BustedOpenRadio/status/892900796681072647

Excited for Bully Ray to brand the police reports as fake news.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

this is literally a decade old AAA angle

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

bloodysabbath posted:

To be "fair" to Dunn, after reading that post, WWE's entire corporate culture is essentially In the Company of Wrestlemen.

Not my experience; wrestling, home-video & everything at the corporate office ran like a regular corporation. In might've been a GTD kind of thing to avoid the sexism of the big dogs.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/BustedOpenRadio/status/892900796681072647

Excited for Bully Ray to brand the police reports as fake news.

https://twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/893186561998823424

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

pretty terrible Paige intimidates ADR so badly he loses his gig at Combate, gets suspended from GFW and has to lie to the media.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Can't believe Alberto has been no-showing because Paige hits him with the Rampaige whenever he tries to cut her off during a coke binge.

I was going to say the PTO but I can't remember what the letters stand for

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