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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


You forget this is the AFP thread, not the AUG thread. Common mistake.

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





steinrokkan posted:

If you have ever gone mushroom hunting, you know that maggots are just part of mushroom lover's life. Those fuckers will get everywhere, no matter if the mushroom grew that morning or had been sitting around for a while.

I get bags of dried wild-picked porcini mushrooms in Lidl which I soak in a little hot water and chop finely to add to sauces etc., and honestly, I just have to let my eyes glaze over a little when I'm mincing them because they range from being a little bit, to very wormy 100% of the time. It's worth dealing with the worminess because they are drat delicious.

:colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cakefarts Carol posted:

You forget this is the AFP thread, not the AUG thread. Common mistake.

I had to make a choice between them.

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
Sannakji is delicious :colbert:

Also that lady is not ugly at all :colbert:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FruitPunchSamurai posted:

:stonk: I'm not sure which of those two images is more horrific.

The first. Mind Flayers are scarier than a lady really enjoying her fries. I wouldn't be surprised if that came from some porn.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Manuel Calavera posted:

The first. Mind Flayers are scarier than a lady really enjoying her fries. I wouldn't be surprised if that came from some porn.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-girl-is-making-disgustingly-funny-videos-to-protest-gen?utm_term=.ro2le5g6J#.invWNDVbB


She seems pretty cool

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Manuel Calavera posted:

The first. Mind Flayers are scarier than a lady really enjoying her fries. I wouldn't be surprised if that came from some porn.

Mind flayers kind of lose their horror factor if they're easily defeated by soy sauce

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Muk Bang, yeah it's porn.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Hell yeah fishsticks and pineapple for breakfast

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Drain off the fat? What kind of bachelor cookbook is this?

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Leavemywife posted:

Drain off the fat? What kind of bachelor cookbook is this?

Into a solo cup. Add your liquor of choice! Live the Keto bachelor life!

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

Rayjenkins posted:

Into a solo cup. Add your liquor of choice! Live the Keto bachelor life!

add soy lecithin, it'll actually be way better than you expect

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


NO PIZZA RICE

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Aesop Poprock posted:

Mind flayers kind of lose their horror factor if they're easily defeated by soy sauce

Oh, no, soy sauce awakens it.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Brawnfire posted:

Oh, no, soy sauce awakens it.

'I was okay with all of this until the sauce. gently caress that poo poo, time to flail.'

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

Oh, no, soy sauce awakens it.

I feel like the story behind this D&D encounter would be pretty heavily contrived for this situation to take place

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
soy sauce manager is kang and soy paste manager is chang and they have awoken a rumbling in the deep

(https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tongue-twister&oldid=557270363#Tongue-twisters_in_different_languages)

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
the mind flayer gives you a compulsion to make drawings. long drawings. the greatest long drawings ever. better than everyone else's. so that:
"네가 그린 기린 그림은 못 그린 기린 그림이고 내가 그린 기린 그림은 잘 그린 기린 그림이다"라고 빨리 말 할 수 있다

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


For ages you railed against loose corn.

But now the corn is imprisoned and still you are not happy.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:

For ages you railed against loose corn.

But now the corn is imprisoned and still you are not happy.

Have you not seen canned peas before

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

peas are green you're lying to me!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



What's the problem here

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

mmmmm, urchin testicles.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Synthbuttrange posted:

peas are green you're lying to me!

Canned peas are the loving worst as you can see here.

breaks
May 12, 2001

I've only eaten sea urchin as sushi but good sea urchin is one of the better simple foods I've eaten and bad sea urchin was the second nastiest thing I've intentionally put in my mouth.

I think freshness is the main thing so that's probably good?

If it's not good it's fuckin disgusting though, like someone dredged the silt off the ocean floor and served it to you.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It's also seasonal and has a regional water flavor thing like oysters.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Canned peas are terrible enough as is but why are they glued on the bread?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

bloom posted:

Canned peas are terrible enough as is but why are they glued on the bread?

According to my source they're not glued, they're creamed.

Cream those peas.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Full of country goodness and green peaness.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

see a doctor

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



chitoryu12 posted:

Slow cookers are still the bomb if you want two or three dinners at once. My fiancee comes from a farming family that sells stuff at farmers markets, so we can get free meat and produce when we show up. We like to grab a big boneless hunk of meat in the morning and throw it in the slow cooker for 7 or 8 hours with vegetables and jalapeno peppers.

Now something like that's pretty much what a slow cooker's made for. I mostly use mine for stews, carne adovada, pulled pork and Italian beef. But I do have friends who use it for practically everything that can fit in there and I seriously wonder if they just throw stuff in there and call it food the however many hours later whether it turned out good or not. One friend made spaghetti gravy in hers that as much as she said she had chopped green peppers, onions and minced garlic in it, it was this vaguely lumpy dark brown glop that tasted cloyingly sweet. Another swears by making overnight steel cut oatmeal in hers and it's this two inches burnt on the bottom sludge come morning. Yet another always makes chex mix in his swearing it's so much easier than the old way in the oven and most of it's burnt black.

As I have no pictures of any of these slow cooker trainwrecks, please accept my offering of some random ugly food.











Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


M_Sinistrari posted:

As I have no pictures of any of these slow cooker trainwrecks, please accept my offering of some random ugly food.













every day we stray farther from god's light

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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SERVING SUGGESTION

NOTE: DO NOT COMBINE COOKIES AND PIZZA

OH WHO ARE WE KIDDING

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

loving yes I would. No god drat shame. :colbert:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Slimy, yet satisfying!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


My MIL made pork chops in the Crock-Pot--as in, put raw pork chops in the thing, pulled them out eight hours later, slapped them onto a platter for dinner. Awful. I GISed "wet pork chops" and "gross wet pork chops" to find an approximation of the dish, but the results all look far, far more appetizing than this looked or was.

I am grateful that we live over 8,400 miles apart and that I have not physically been able to be subjected to her cooking in more than seven years. My husband agrees.

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Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating


Rayjenkins posted:

Hell yeah fishsticks and pineapple for breakfast

Don't do this to my brothers

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