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You forget this is the AFP thread, not the AUG thread. Common mistake.
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 16:13 |
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steinrokkan posted:If you have ever gone mushroom hunting, you know that maggots are just part of mushroom lover's life. Those fuckers will get everywhere, no matter if the mushroom grew that morning or had been sitting around for a while. I get bags of dried wild-picked porcini mushrooms in Lidl which I soak in a little hot water and chop finely to add to sauces etc., and honestly, I just have to let my eyes glaze over a little when I'm mincing them because they range from being a little bit, to very wormy 100% of the time. It's worth dealing with the worminess because they are drat delicious.
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 16:17 |
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Cakefarts Carol posted:You forget this is the AFP thread, not the AUG thread. Common mistake. I had to make a choice between them.
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 16:40 |
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Sannakji is delicious Also that lady is not ugly at all
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 17:21 |
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FruitPunchSamurai posted:I'm not sure which of those two images is more horrific. The first. Mind Flayers are scarier than a lady really enjoying her fries. I wouldn't be surprised if that came from some porn.
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 17:33 |
Manuel Calavera posted:The first. Mind Flayers are scarier than a lady really enjoying her fries. I wouldn't be surprised if that came from some porn. https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-girl-is-making-disgustingly-funny-videos-to-protest-gen?utm_term=.ro2le5g6J#.invWNDVbB She seems pretty cool
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 17:36 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:The first. Mind Flayers are scarier than a lady really enjoying her fries. I wouldn't be surprised if that came from some porn. Mind flayers kind of lose their horror factor if they're easily defeated by soy sauce
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 17:44 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 17:58 |
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Data Graham posted:https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-girl-is-making-disgustingly-funny-videos-to-protest-gen?utm_term=.ro2le5g6J#.invWNDVbB Muk Bang, yeah it's porn.
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:03 |
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Hell yeah fishsticks and pineapple for breakfast
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:04 |
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Drain off the fat? What kind of bachelor cookbook is this?
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:05 |
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Leavemywife posted:Drain off the fat? What kind of bachelor cookbook is this? Into a solo cup. Add your liquor of choice! Live the Keto bachelor life!
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:07 |
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Rayjenkins posted:Into a solo cup. Add your liquor of choice! Live the Keto bachelor life! add soy lecithin, it'll actually be way better than you expect
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:11 |
NO PIZZA RICE
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 19:34 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Mind flayers kind of lose their horror factor if they're easily defeated by soy sauce Oh, no, soy sauce awakens it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 21:44 |
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Brawnfire posted:Oh, no, soy sauce awakens it. 'I was okay with all of this until the sauce. gently caress that poo poo, time to flail.'
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# ? Jul 30, 2017 22:44 |
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Brawnfire posted:Oh, no, soy sauce awakens it. I feel like the story behind this D&D encounter would be pretty heavily contrived for this situation to take place
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 01:55 |
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soy sauce manager is kang and soy paste manager is chang and they have awoken a rumbling in the deep (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tongue-twister&oldid=557270363#Tongue-twisters_in_different_languages)
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 02:23 |
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the mind flayer gives you a compulsion to make drawings. long drawings. the greatest long drawings ever. better than everyone else's. so that: "네가 그린 기린 그림은 못 그린 기린 그림이고 내가 그린 기린 그림은 잘 그린 기린 그림이다"라고 빨리 말 할 수 있다
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 02:27 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 07:07 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 07:21 |
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For ages you railed against loose corn. But now the corn is imprisoned and still you are not happy.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 07:33 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:For ages you railed against loose corn. Have you not seen canned peas before
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 07:42 |
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peas are green you're lying to me!
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 07:45 |
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What's the problem here
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 08:06 |
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mmmmm, urchin testicles.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 08:08 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:peas are green you're lying to me! Canned peas are the loving worst as you can see here.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 08:13 |
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I've only eaten sea urchin as sushi but good sea urchin is one of the better simple foods I've eaten and bad sea urchin was the second nastiest thing I've intentionally put in my mouth. I think freshness is the main thing so that's probably good? If it's not good it's fuckin disgusting though, like someone dredged the silt off the ocean floor and served it to you.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 08:23 |
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It's also seasonal and has a regional water flavor thing like oysters.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 08:26 |
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Canned peas are terrible enough as is but why are they glued on the bread?
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 09:15 |
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bloom posted:Canned peas are terrible enough as is but why are they glued on the bread? According to my source they're not glued, they're creamed. Cream those peas.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 09:45 |
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Full of country goodness and green peaness.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 09:47 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:green peaness
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 10:00 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Slow cookers are still the bomb if you want two or three dinners at once. My fiancee comes from a farming family that sells stuff at farmers markets, so we can get free meat and produce when we show up. We like to grab a big boneless hunk of meat in the morning and throw it in the slow cooker for 7 or 8 hours with vegetables and jalapeno peppers. Now something like that's pretty much what a slow cooker's made for. I mostly use mine for stews, carne adovada, pulled pork and Italian beef. But I do have friends who use it for practically everything that can fit in there and I seriously wonder if they just throw stuff in there and call it food the however many hours later whether it turned out good or not. One friend made spaghetti gravy in hers that as much as she said she had chopped green peppers, onions and minced garlic in it, it was this vaguely lumpy dark brown glop that tasted cloyingly sweet. Another swears by making overnight steel cut oatmeal in hers and it's this two inches burnt on the bottom sludge come morning. Yet another always makes chex mix in his swearing it's so much easier than the old way in the oven and most of it's burnt black. As I have no pictures of any of these slow cooker trainwrecks, please accept my offering of some random ugly food.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 10:14 |
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M_Sinistrari posted:As I have no pictures of any of these slow cooker trainwrecks, please accept my offering of some random ugly food. every day we stray farther from god's light
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 10:35 |
SERVING SUGGESTION NOTE: DO NOT COMBINE COOKIES AND PIZZA OH WHO ARE WE KIDDING
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 10:47 |
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loving yes I would. No god drat shame.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 11:46 |
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Randaconda posted:grubs Slimy, yet satisfying!
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 15:14 |
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My MIL made pork chops in the Crock-Pot--as in, put raw pork chops in the thing, pulled them out eight hours later, slapped them onto a platter for dinner. Awful. I GISed "wet pork chops" and "gross wet pork chops" to find an approximation of the dish, but the results all look far, far more appetizing than this looked or was. I am grateful that we live over 8,400 miles apart and that I have not physically been able to be subjected to her cooking in more than seven years. My husband agrees.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 15:32 |
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Rayjenkins posted:Hell yeah fishsticks and pineapple for breakfast Don't do this to my brothers
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