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alnilam posted:Natural Mail Enhancement: hemp stamps backed by glue spiked with echinacea tagline: "lick the flu . . . naturally" |
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got any sevens posted:its not the size of the package, its how you deliver it Nice |
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Aug 4, 2017 19:24
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got any sevens posted:skeletons can't get boners Another BYOB suc... wait, that can't be right https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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got any sevens posted:skeletons can't get boners GASP shut your ugly teeth. Skeleman rocks nothing but bone. got a horse femur down there :struttin music plays Skeleman out: |
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Aug 5, 2017 17:41
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MEAT PILE from the people who brought you Ice Cream Cone Made of Chicken. Both available with chocolate sauce. Order an extra large fried lemon pepper with 2 scoops of pistachio and get an extra lumpy pile for FREEEEE. |
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Aug 6, 2017 17:04
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I am terrified. Nice!
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Quotes from the BYOB-iverse Sic semper tostadas. We shall smoke it on the beaches, we shall smoke it in the fields and in the streets, we shall smoke it in the hills. We shall never get sober. I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by cuteness, smol hysterical naked, dragging themselves through dril tweets searching for an angry fix. |
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Aug 7, 2017 03:13
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Petr posted:how many transmutation mages does it take to change a light bulb How long do I have to wait for this image of a light bulb to screw itself in?
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You know you've spent too much time lounging around your house naked when a quarter falls out of your rear end. based on a true story |
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Aug 7, 2017 08:21
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A confusing home pregnancy test, that instead of giving a positive or negative, gives a school style letter grade. "Honey, we got a 'C minus' on the pregnancy test, what does that even mean?"
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Aug 7, 2017 12:32
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Twenty Four posted:A confusing home pregnancy test, that instead of giving a positive or negative, gives a school style letter grade. your baby gonna be cute, but not that cute
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Honorious addresses the Senate and People of Rome: "Senators, Tribune, common men of this the City Eternal, I beg you do not make haste. If we plunge now into the folly Flavius Hispanicus lays before you, if we do this against custom and sense, if we flee the harbor of Roman traditions for the tempest of barbarian schemes, we will surely beclown ourselves and in this beclowning shame the republic, the whole of the Roman World. A thousand years would not suffice to wipe clean the custard pie from our memory." ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 9, 2017 |
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Aug 9, 2017 02:35
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Dad Rock Death Room - Two Bands Limp In, One Band Shuffles Out Round 1: CCR v. Cheap Trick Round 2: Dire Straits v. The Eagles VOTE |
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Aug 9, 2017 02:36
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Dad Rock Death Room - Two Bands Limp In, One Band Shuffles Out yeah ccr are the dads of rock what about it 
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Aug 9, 2017 02:47
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dire straits covers incongruous bands e.g anal oval office, cannibal corpse lol laughing just thinking about it haha |
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Aug 9, 2017 02:58
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trump as weed dealer
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Aug 9, 2017 06:39
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has that beensaid
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Aug 9, 2017 06:40
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Anti-demolition derby. It's a bunch of cars equipped with collision avoidance and quasi-autonomous systems that avoid hitting each other in a demolition derby style arena, with tires and stuff for obstacles.
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Aug 9, 2017 14:58
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i flunked out posted:trump as bigly weed dealer
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Aug 9, 2017 15:51
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i flunked out posted:trump as weed dealer the weed is actually common weeds like dandelion, burdock, supple jack. he has them in bags inside his suit jacket as he stands on a street corner. |
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Aug 9, 2017 19:32
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Twenty Four posted:A confusing home pregnancy test, that instead of giving a positive or negative, gives a school style letter grade. "see me after class??" 
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sebmojo posted:the weed is actually common weeds like dandelion, burdock, supple jack. he has them in bags inside his suit jacket as he stands on a street corner. Fox News reports marijuana is now legal https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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I'm telling you folks, I know deals. And I know people in high places, very high places. I can absolutely get you an ounce for 100$. |
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a couple are watching a movie at home and it's like The Ring where it kills you but it only gets one of them because the dude was goofing around on his phone the whole time and wasn't paying attention and doesn't notice until the movie is over. hire me as your writer, Black Mirror |
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You can trust me. I'm a very trustworthy person. When people talk about me, they talk about how much they can trust me and how honest I am. that being said, this is the best deal i can give you. just believe me, i negotiated alot, and this was the price i could finally settle on. and you know what? 20$ a gram isnt bad folks. theres people all over the world that pay maybe 30$ or 40$ a gram. sometimes maybe even 50$. but me, you can trust me. i can get you a better deal than anyone else. |
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canyoneer posted:a couple are watching a movie at home and it's like The Ring where it kills you but it only gets one of them because the dude was goofing around on his phone the whole time and wasn't paying attention and doesn't notice until the movie is over. Lol |
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ghost emoji posted:"see me after class??" "So what you are telling me is that if we stay late and do extra credit, we might raise our pregnancy test score to a solid 'B'?" "Yes, but do we even want children? Like is an 'A' better then an 'F' or what?" 
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i flunked out posted:You can trust me. I'm a very trustworthy person. When people talk about me, they talk about how much they can trust me and how honest I am. that being said, this is the best deal i can give you. just believe me, i negotiated alot, and this was the price i could finally settle on. and you know what? 20$ a gram isnt bad folks. theres people all over the world that pay maybe 30$ or 40$ a gram. sometimes maybe even 50$. but me, you can trust me. i can get you a better deal than anyone else. Really good deals. ---------------- |
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Aug 10, 2017 12:19
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I'm not high; I just have strong opinions about Robert Fripp. |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I'm not high; I just have strong opinions about Robert Fripp. me irl |
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Aug 10, 2017 15:59
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I am high and the solo in Baby's On Fire is the greatest poo poo ever. |
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drilldo squirt posted:Really good deals. you may call him president deals, but i know him as president really good deals on weed |
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