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JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

This new page is pretty cool. I was actually starting to hear that kind of Latin chorus action-anime music in my head when Coyote says he's finishing the fight.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:39

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:36

ThatBasqueGuy: Feb 14, 2013; someone introduce jojo to lazyb

Coyote is getting dangerously smug here, he might still throw by being too euphoric

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:01

toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

: Hmm he isn't perfect yet, better wind him up some more
:grin:

: Yo, Demaro, you're super cool, man, I wish we could be partners
:smugjones:

: but now it's time to finish this, and I won't even enjoy it

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:38

RobobTheGreat: Jul 14, 2003; Mind your manners when talking to the king!

Puke Fukem posted:

This is an encouraging development...!

Coyote and Demaro have been fighting for what...at least 2 years realtime now?

Seemingly, Coyote OUGHT to win this fight. Coyote's been hyped up to be the quintessential Neutral. But, Demaro has gotten a disproportionate share of attention in the comic, and he IS an originalcharacterdonotsteal.

From a storytelling perspective, a Coyote victory seems odd, since a Demaro victory would ramp up the suspense, and his defeat would make his character development sort of a fake-out.

As I've alluded to before, I think there's a distinct possibility that the skeleton centipede behind Demaro's third eye will abandon him (which will almost certainly lead to his death) to (try to) possess Coyote.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 02:43

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Is Tails even in this anymore?? There's kind of a huge backlog, is any of it worth going through?

# ? Aug 11, 2017 06:29

Jukebox Hero: Dec 27, 2007; stars in his eyes

Tails is off deciding if he's gonna face Cheeto Man for running a murder rape drug gang I think, it's been a few years

# ? Aug 11, 2017 06:51

david_a: Apr 24, 2010; Megamarm

DicktheCat posted:

There's kind of a huge backlog, is any of it worth going through?

Eh... somebody posted an overview recently of where it went off the rails. Honestly it hasn't been terribly compelling for a while. If you're on the fence, just keep on the new pages. Right now I think TGT probably jumped the shark but maybe if this awful fight ever ends something will actually happen.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 13:54

toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

God, this fight had been so long I forgot there's a whole other thing outside of it. There's Tails' training, Cheetoman being a villain, and there's still the matter of the Troll King having a super powerful skill that destroys everyone. Rob with no ears is still out there, too.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 14:07

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

Rob and the Lightning guy were fighting, but coyote mentions he doesn't see the fire and lightning in the distance anymore :oh dear:

The whiplash between tryhard trolling us and classic TGT characterization is delicious.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 14:14

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Rob won the fight against lightning troll.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 14:32

Evrart Claire: Jan 11, 2008

DicktheCat posted:

Is Tails even in this anymore?? There's kind of a huge backlog, is any of it worth going through?

Did you see the backstory arc where Amy was Eggman's captive rape slave for a year?

# ? Aug 11, 2017 16:42

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

The MSJ posted:

Rob won the fight against lightning troll.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 17:54

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

The MSJ posted:

Rob won the fight against lightning troll.

WHAT???

# ? Aug 11, 2017 18:57

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Zerilan posted:

Did you see the backstory arc where Amy was Eggman's captive rape slave for a year?

I... uh.... no. No I didn't.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 20:43

Ballz: Dec 16, 2003; it's mario time

DicktheCat posted:

I... uh.... no. No I didn't.

You're better off, then.

The storyline I wish he'd revisit is Silver and the troll slaiyers

# ? Aug 11, 2017 21:43

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

The loving Troll Saiyers are still an active plot thread

# ? Aug 11, 2017 22:54

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Monicro posted:

The loving Troll Saiyers are still an active plot thread

It's amazing how few trolls they've slain.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 22:57

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Baronjutter posted:

WHAT???

Last we see them Rob dropped an obelisk on a weakened Lightning Troll.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 23:33

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

Lurdiak posted:

It's amazing how few trolls they've slain.

Wasn't it just like... four of them, one time, in a cage where they stabbed them with spears?

# ? Aug 11, 2017 23:43

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Defiance Industries posted:

Wasn't it just like... four of them, one time, in a cage where they stabbed them with spears?

I'm pretty sure that was Silver's splinter group. I'm not sure Shadow's Troll Slaiyers have actually killed a single troll since they were formed. Shadow did murder an entire innocent village though.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 23:48

toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

Demaro slayed more trolls than Troll Slaiyers did, and he's on their side.

Wait, was he? He's under Troll King, isn't he? I forgot.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 23:55

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

toanoradian posted:

Demaro slayed more trolls than Troll Slaiyers did, and he's on their side.

Wait, was he? He's under Troll King, isn't he? I forgot.

He's Garry's brother but I think he's not a proper troll.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 00:00

RobobTheGreat: Jul 14, 2003; Mind your manners when talking to the king!

DicktheCat posted:

Is Tails even in this anymore?? There's kind of a huge backlog, is any of it worth going through?

How much of a backlog are we talking?

The weed party + Amy backstory is the lowest point of TGT (so far), but you might want to check out the Amy backstory for the artwork. From a technical standpoint, it might be Lazerbot's finest.

toanoradian posted:

Demaro slayed more trolls than Troll Slaiyers did, and he's on their side.

Wait, was he? He's under Troll King, isn't he? I forgot.

Demaro's agenda is his own. On the last page of Chapter 9, he states that his goal is to become the most powerful satanist and kill all the Neutrals (including Coyote). The whole reason the fight broke out between him and his brother Garry (Chapter 11, page 17) was that Demaro wanted to kill Elmer Fudd and eat his brains to find out where the Neutrals' hideout is. But, Garry's first loyalty is to the trolls, and the trolls need Elmer Fudd because he has turned into a technological genius by having eaten Eggman's brains, and can therefore build the trolls their robot army, and revive the man in the ice (Chapter 12, page 18).

I posted a plot synopsis a while back ( https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3467407&userid=39233#post444860193 ), and it's mostly still accurate. Of note since then:

We now know that the Defenders are a front for Cheetoh Man's drug and prostitution empire, and that Cheetoh Man can keep the others in line because he has their loved ones held hostage. (It is still not clear whether the Defenders have always been controlled by Cheetoh Man, or whether Pac-Man's story of the group's origin is genuine, and Cheetoh Man later subverted the Defenders to his ends.)
Tails and Hello Kitty (Cheetoh Man's wife) had sex. Cheetoh Man now wants Tails dead.
Knuckles and Amy had sex.
Amy, who has been suicidally depressed since Sonic's death, agreed to become one of Cheetoh Man's prostitutes. Knuckles revealed his elaborate plot to infect Cheetoh Man with gonorrhea by inviting infected girls to the weed party. List of known or suspected gonorrhea cases: Rouge, Donkey Kong, Knuckles, Shadow, Hello Kitty, Tails, Tonya (Cheetoh Man's favorite whore), Cheetoh Man, Candy Kong, Jessie, Patti Mayonnaise, Spyro. Cheetoh Man is now also gunning for Knuckles.
Rouge, Amy, Jessie, Candy Kong, and Patti were murdered by Cheetoh Man.
As a desperate gamble to prevent Cheetoh Man from killing her, Hello Kitty told him she was pregnant.

Edit:

Pug Rodeo posted:

This is the very beginning of the Coyote-Demaro fight, posted October 9, 2012. So, that fight has been going on for almost five years real-time now.

RobobTheGreat fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Aug 12, 2017

# ? Aug 12, 2017 18:31

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Trust me, Robob, it has been a while. I think they were just introducing the satanist cult stuff? I remember everyone wearing black robes and smoking weed. Chester Cheetah was in the mix for some reason. It's like a half-remembered dream.

E:It was before the wtf stuff with Amy, I know that.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 21:19

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

RobobTheGreat posted:

I posted a plot synopsis a while back ( https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3467407&userid=39233#post444860193 ), and it's mostly still accurate. Of note since then:

Amy, who has been suicidally depressed since Sonic's death, agreed to become one of Cheetoh Man's prostitutes. Knuckles revealed his elaborate plot to infect Cheetoh Man with gonorrhea by inviting infected girls to the weed party. List of known or suspected gonorrhea cases: Rouge, Donkey Kong, Knuckles, Shadow, Hello Kitty, Tails, Tonya (Cheetoh Man's favorite whore), Cheetoh Man, Candy Kong, Jessie, Patti Mayonnaise, Spyro. Cheetoh Man is now also gunning for Knuckles.

Rouge, Amy, Jessie, Candy Kong, and Patti were murdered by Cheetoh Man.

As a desperate gamble to prevent Cheetoh Man from killing her, Hello Kitty told him she was pregnant.

I don't remember any of this poo poo.

quote:

This is the very beginning of the Coyote-Demaro fight, posted October 9, 2012. So, that fight has been going on for almost five years real-time now.

That fight is just an extension of a previous fight with Garry and Rob, so it's been going on even longer than that.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 00:42

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

All the Amy stuff is bad but the Weed Party was the last glimpse of classic TGT IMO. Tails eating a room made of Cheetos, a homophobic gay romance, the random introduction of additional franchise characters, and THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HUMANS and "gently caress me with that pool cue"

Like I didn't need to see Spyro gently caress but Jesse's panels are some of the best out of context panels this comic has given in years.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:43

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

DicktheCat posted:

Trust me, Robob, it has been a while. I think they were just introducing the satanist cult stuff? I remember everyone wearing black robes and smoking weed. Chester Cheetah was in the mix for some reason. It's like a half-remembered dream.

E:It was before the wtf stuff with Amy, I know that.

His name is Cheeto Man

# ? Aug 13, 2017 09:46