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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

why does CarMart always have trouble with the 1st inning? :sigh:

It's like he's been possessed by the spirit of the 2017 Cubs.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:

It's like he's been possessed by the spirit of the 2017 Cubs.

hopefully we put up 8 runs again and it won't matter.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Sydin posted:

Somebody please teach Zobrist how to elevate balls ffs

Still applies.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


"gently caress yo DH" - Carlos Martinez

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:sweatdrop:

Huge Goldy strikeout there.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

hopefully we put up 8 runs again and it won't matter.

I mean, they're certainly trying.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Cardinals pitchers as a whole have been terrible in the first inning the past 2 months it seems

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

The Mets booth has set aside the bottom of the fourth for an interview with Jim Thome.

That's a Mets win in my book.

e: they also spent the top of the 4th telling Dick Allen stories. Good stuff.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Bryant is stupid hot right now and it doesn't matter because nobody can loving drive him in.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The Cubs have to lead MLB in strikeouts, right? Nobody on this team can loving connect for poo poo.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Sydin posted:

The Cubs have to lead MLB in strikeouts, right? Nobody on this team can loving connect for poo poo.

not even close

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
why are the Braves continuing the Matt Adams, Left Fielder experiment? He looks terrible out there

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Huh, I thought the Jays would be high on that list too.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mike_V posted:

not even close

Huh, fair enough then. If I'm complaining it must be a nightmare watching the Brewers play.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Holy poo poo Avila got a hit against a lefty.

Please don't strand back to back lead off singles, Cubs.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Another DeDong!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
So are we all agreed that Paul DeJong and Tommy Pham are this year's Cardinals Bullshit?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


yes

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Uhhhh pretty sure he was safe

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Sydin posted:

Holy poo poo Avila got a hit against a lefty.

Please don't strand back to back lead off singles, Cubs.

:sigh:

I am so loving sick of watching Cubs walk with two outs to load the bases. YOU ARE GOING TO GET STRANDED, SWING THE loving BAT.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Popete posted:

Uhhhh pretty sure he was safe

NYC is a wretched hive.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


what the gently caress Carp

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
incredible defense from carpenter there

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

gently caress if Santana didn't get there

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


WHERE THE gently caress WAS THAT PITCH?!?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
That loving error.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


PHEW.


8 STRAIGHT :toot:



HAIL SATAN

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Does that one count since we scored fewer than 8?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:

Does that one count since we scored fewer than 8?

i'll loving take it.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I hate the gray unis

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Giants dismantling teams one star player running to first at a time.

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Mets booth said Bryce Harper injured a knee. Anyone see it?

e: now the booth is watching it, and reacting like it's terrible, but they won't show me.

edit: ow

https://twitter.com/JimmySpencerUN/status/896558931056537600

iKickDogs fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Aug 13, 2017

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Yeesh, hopefully just a hyperextension and nothing serious to his ACL.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

fast cars loose anus posted:

I hate the gray unis

Both the throwback greys and the normal greys rock and may even be our current best uniforms IMO

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Is that a beefy sombrero?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Inside the park, second one I've seen in what, 6 days?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Len and JD possibly a little overly optimistic. Down by 4, 2 out, one runner on and they're talking about the potential tying run.

E: Then again, maybe not?

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Aug 13, 2017

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

At least they didn't get arrow'd.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd9osL3TP-c&t=10s

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