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Aug 12, 2017 21:39
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I don't even know what's supposed to be happening in this narrative, but the idea of someone's mom gleefully reblogging their smutty fanfiction is loving repulsive and horrible.
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Aug 12, 2017 21:50
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I'm the ability to hear him misspell "Tumblr"
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Aug 12, 2017 22:09
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Someone believes a parent reading their child's porn is somehow respectable and worthy of kudos. 
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Aug 12, 2017 22:48
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How the gently caress do you write that and not immediately think "I am a Bad Person and should be ashamed of myself"?
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Aug 12, 2017 23:49
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Because most likely they're not a parent and are actually a teenager. It's still loving weird but understandable in the context of "I wish my parents were like me and understood me better". Or maybe it is a loving mental adult.
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Aug 12, 2017 23:54
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If you're a grown rear end adult, don't consume or redistribute porn by/about minors. ESPECIALLY not if a minor in the situation is your kid. And ESPECIALLY don't loving brag about it on the internet you sick gently caress.
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Aug 13, 2017 00:02
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Aug 13, 2017 00:37
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For a split-second, I read that as "AP Christianity." I am very glad that is not a thing.
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Aug 13, 2017 00:47
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tfw you and your teenage child need (i repeat, NEED) to explain the omegaverse to your husband, despite his wailing pleas for you to stop
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Aug 13, 2017 01:26
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Aug 13, 2017 03:22
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Rip in peace 7 year old fiancée
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Aug 13, 2017 03:25
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Do you realise how disgustingly disrespectful you're being to my child bride that didn't happen?
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Aug 13, 2017 03:27
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That one is super sad, since that person wanted to have a Manti Teo situation but couldn't think of any significant nationally known disaster to write into his fiance's back story other than one that would make her 7 yo when she died.
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Aug 13, 2017 03:40
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I am being very generous here, but perhaps his fiancee was 23 or 22 16 years ago when she died, and the guy simply remembers/comemmorates her 23rd birthday every year since then. Although, reading on it seems he is claiming that the photo is a 'scientific edit' of her childhood photos. So the idiot is doubling down on his idiocy, instead of attempting a reasonable option.
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Aug 13, 2017 03:47
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The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!
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Aug 13, 2017 04:04
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life is killing me posted:"Apparently this profound and strange intelligence doesn't extend to punctuation," said the goon about the STDH, before dismissing the idea of using a period at the end of his sentence
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Aug 13, 2017 08:06
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Aug 13, 2017 21:11
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gently caress that man. If that poo poo happened you would own it and share the torrent file.
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Aug 13, 2017 21:26
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This is a bit too long for a screenie, so, I am pasting the text then adding other stuff as needed. Saw this on Quora today. (Plus with the text you can Google it to add mockery, as I did.) --- You can decide if this is unethical or not. Let’s rewind to last year. Be me, in ICT (computer) class. School hosts country representation day (lots of foreign exchange students). As I live in Florida, we mostly has American Flags, some Cuban and Mexican Flags, and about one Japanese, Korean etc. Being the little rebel I am, I decide to wear a Kekistan flag.  As a joke of course, I’m not actually alt-right, and even if I was, making me remove the flag would be a violation of the 1st amendment. The bastards gave me detention Good thing I have friends. The next Monday, at least 1/40 kids were wearing Kekistan gear. Everyone got detention. The Art Club, which was being run by a substitute teacher that wasn’t aware of the schools new policy, put up a #FreeKekistan with a beautiful Pepe in the main hallway. Taken down the next morning by staff, but enough kids saw it. That same Friday the school was doing a movie day (approaching end of school). Every homeroom would be watching a movie, streamed from the same one computer. Our school has multiple TVs in every hallway. Literally the only place without a TV is the bathrooms. This was my time to strike. I brought my old Android now dual-booting Ubuntu to school I set up shop in the bathroom. The night before I made a script that would make my phone act as a sort of remote input for the computer broadcasting across the school. I knew I couldn’t stay in there long so I tucked my old Samsung J3 smartphone inside the Toilet Paper case and left, with the script that would make the computer broadcasting the movie open YouTube and begin a Kekistan Propaganda play list I had made the night before. I added a three minute delay to the script before leaving. Three minutes later across every hallway, classroom, and staff room in the school Kekistan Propaganda was playing ear-piercingly loud for all to see. The school wanted to suspend me and several other kids who were known to be adept with computers but didn’t actually have any proof we did anything wrong. I retrieved the phone at the end of the day and only went to the school three times again  Thennnnn some sick bastard turned me in and I got suspended for the first two weeks at my new school. Samizdata has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Aug 13, 2017 |
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Aug 13, 2017 22:05
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And that sub was Albert Hitler.
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Aug 13, 2017 23:32
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Samizdata posted:Thennnnn some sick bastard turned me in and I got suspended for the first two weeks at my new school. I haven't been in high school since '03 but I'm fairly sure you can't just get suspended at a new school right away for something you allegedly did at another school
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Aug 13, 2017 23:54
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life is killing me posted:I haven't been in high school since '03 but I'm fairly sure you can't just get suspended at a new school right away for something you allegedly did at another school Well, here's a slightly sanitized screen shot of my response. 
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Aug 14, 2017 01:51
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What I don't get is the lie about not being alt right. Why rep the weird internet Nazi squad if you're not one. What does that add to the story
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Aug 14, 2017 03:22
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Zelder posted:What I don't get is the lie about not being alt right. Why rep the weird internet Nazi squad if you're not one. What does that add to the story Cuz he's edgy. And trying to scare all the normals with his boldness.
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Aug 14, 2017 03:36
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MrUnderbridge posted:Cuz he's edgy. And trying to scare all the normals with his boldness. This is a summary of how the Alt-Right think about themselves and how everyone else thinks of them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfBr5l4S63Q
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Aug 14, 2017 05:15
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Are we sure that's not a leaked NCIS script? It really has that whole "KIDS WITH THERE CELL PHONES" vibe down pat.
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Aug 14, 2017 14:16
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Too many images to link but, basically, pure STDH: http://www.boredpanda.com/hero-cop-story-throwawayforpancakes/ TL;DR: Super hero off-duty cop saves girl.
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Aug 15, 2017 10:17
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Aug 15, 2017 21:58
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The perfect STDH...if you call this one out you just look like an rear end in a top hat, no matter how fake it is.
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Aug 15, 2017 23:37
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"no need officer, this interruption of my commute is thanks enough."
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Aug 15, 2017 23:43
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The cop is hallucinating, should probably take a paid vacation
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Aug 15, 2017 23:55
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What a coincidence! Two different army dudes both had identical US flags! Truly it must be imaginary cop's imaginary dead son sending a message from beyond the grave. #blessed #aretroops #neverforget
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Aug 16, 2017 02:54
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Isn't that the "this was draped over a casket" folding style? Or is it just the "I want to pack a flag" standard?
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Aug 16, 2017 04:56
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Looks like how we folded up the flag at the end of cub scout meetings
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Aug 16, 2017 05:30
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Isn't that the "this was draped over a casket" folding style? Or is it just the "I want to pack a flag" standard? It's the former by the looks of it. That belongs in a shadow box instead of as a prop on the dash of someone's hosed up car, but that's assuming it's not just some vinyl Wal-Mart flag folded while watching a YT video just for the sake of writing a feel-good are troops post with a photo for added authenticity I say this because when the flag is folded, when it's been over a casket anyway, a lot of ceremony, tradition and respect is behind it because it's only done for a couple reasons. It usually means something to the surviving recipient. But then, people have their own ways of honoring their loved ones or friends and I guess I can't exactly judge how someone does that, even if it does mean sticking a folded flag on the dash of their vehicle. E: it's also done at the end of the day on military bases, but that wouldn't apply here since this guy wouldn't then just relegate it to the dash of his car. life is killing me has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Aug 16, 2017 |
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Aug 16, 2017 05:36
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We folded our flag up like that at the end of the day in primary school and given as that was in an Australian state school with an Australian national flag I don't think it's some special "dead soldier funeral caskets ONLY" flag folding style. Either that or we were Very Serious about our flags. Given that we actually took our flag down when it rained and were told it's a mark of high disrespect to have a flag up in the rain, which doesn't seem to be a thing in the US, we may have just been Very Serious about flags.
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Like and Share this unless you hate are troops. Also let me tell you how John McCain is secretly responsible for all terrorist attacks
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