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Why are so many STDHs just a long-rear end pile of  E: also why do you come to a final exam with only one pen? Even the strictest I've been to allow you one blue pen, one black pen, one pencil. Most have a pile of boxes of pencils out the front for idiots like this. CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 07:57 on Aug 20, 2017 |
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Aug 20, 2017 07:53
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*Phone rings* "Hello Mr Stewart... You humiliated me... Taunted me... almost cost me my academic career - but you underestimated me. If you do not allow a resit soon I will find you. I will kill you. That exam will be TAKEN 4 Coming soon to a theatre near you! Starring Michael Cera in the role of Liam Neeson!" BioEnchanted has a new favorite as of 08:53 on Aug 20, 2017 |
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Aug 20, 2017 08:13
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I think even Michael Cera would be more charismatic and intimidating than OP.
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Aug 20, 2017 08:43
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chivalry's not dead
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Aug 20, 2017 10:54
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Ein cooler Typ posted:chivalry's not dead Einstein, married etc
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Aug 20, 2017 11:00
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Why do they all write like cunts?
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Aug 20, 2017 11:50
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I didn't rape a girl. This is uncommonly kind of me. Please heap internet praise on me for my act of restraint.
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Aug 20, 2017 12:01
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"I dragged an unconscious girl from a party, bundled her into my car and drove off."
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Aug 20, 2017 12:07
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What large load of steaming horseshit this one is, unnecessarily long and verbose as if his embellished style of writing will make it more believable or something. All it does is make me think "pathological liar." Doesn't make anyone look cool when they lie about trying to ruin someone's life over an exam they apparently got to take anyway. "I forgot a pen with ink, tried to ruin teacher's life" And lol at the next one with someone handled "lolitalostinthehood" life is killing me has a new favorite as of 12:54 on Aug 20, 2017 |
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Aug 20, 2017 12:51
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My parents are high level government officials and I could have just had him black bagged 
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Aug 20, 2017 18:16
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Atlas Shrugged and Wouldn't Lend Me a Pen
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Aug 20, 2017 21:21
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sweeperbravo posted:Atlas Shrugged and Wouldn't Lend Me a Pen He would've failed anyway because he can't loving write.
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Aug 20, 2017 21:22
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lol, same, what are the odds
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Aug 21, 2017 01:53
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BioEnchanted posted:*Phone rings* "Hello Mr Stewart... You humiliated me... Taunted me... almost cost me my academic career - but you underestimated me. If you do not allow a resit soon I will find you. I will kill you. That exam will be I was thinking "worst remake of The Count of Monte Cristo ever" but I like yours more.
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Aug 21, 2017 03:40
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm betting by now some of you are wishing the story ended here
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Aug 21, 2017 15:01
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ReidRansom posted:Why do they all write like cunts? Uncanny, exactly what I was thinking.
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Aug 21, 2017 16:38
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"Hey major news outlet, come go along with my probably illegal entrapment plan for the purposes of journalism!"
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Aug 21, 2017 16:41
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sweeperbravo posted:Atlas Shrugged and Wouldn't Lend Me a Pen title ?
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Aug 21, 2017 17:11
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Me talk like Tarzan....   Pretty sure all city bus drivers are dead-eyed soulless automatons. Trebek has a new favorite as of 20:02 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Aug 21, 2017 19:54
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This is why I prefer automated checkouts myself. Any time anybody greets me with a smile I break down in tears.
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Aug 21, 2017 20:38
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"I said hello to a black man and he cried." Something is missing here. 
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Aug 21, 2017 20:44
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All this time all the Negro wanted was a smile from his master 
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Aug 21, 2017 20:46
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"I said hello to a black man and he cried." Maybe his wife just left him or he was on the way to off himself.
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Aug 21, 2017 20:47
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Trebek posted:
Not on the routes I take. Of course, I daily greet them cheerfully and pleasantly, and treat them with dignity, even deigning to learn the names of the ones I see regularly so I can address them as people. They tend to do the same. Wait. WHY DID I POST THIS HERE? THERE'S NO FAVORITE OR LIKE FUNCTION! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY EMPTY EGO STROKES NOW?
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Aug 21, 2017 20:56
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It's racist to assume that black people get smiled at so few times that someone smiling at them makes them break down in tears and believe in love again
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Aug 21, 2017 21:11
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White people looking for that type of validation don't care about racism they care about looking like one of the good ones.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:22
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life is killing me posted:It's racist to assume that black people get smiled at so few times that someone smiling at them makes them break down in tears and believe in love again Not just Black. A Black Bus Driver. The crying was coincidental to the wave, btw. He was just so drat happy to be at the front of the bus.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:27
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Could do with a #lovetrumpshate imo
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Aug 21, 2017 21:29
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Assuming this were true, all it does is confirm for me that Dr. Who has the most insufferable fandom in the history of fandoms. Edit: Getting your bell rung in a hockey game sometimes leads to misspellings that you don't notice until hours later. Original misspelling quoted and preserved for posterity in another post below. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 03:03 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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Aug 21, 2017 23:36
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high_school_theatre.fdx
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Aug 22, 2017 00:25
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Assuming this were true, all it does is confirm for me that Dr. Who has the most unsufferable fandom in the history of fandoms. I thought that trophy went to the Supernatural fandom
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Aug 22, 2017 00:49
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Before I can make a ruling I need to know whether Dr. Who has anything as unsettling and unhinged as the gay astral dog dick thing that Supernatural fans got going on.
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Aug 22, 2017 01:00
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walrusman posted:Before I can make a ruling I need to know whether Dr. Who has anything as unsettling and unhinged as the gay astral dog dick thing that Supernatural fans got going on. The doctor wants to gently caress his interdimensional car, and officially that feeling is reciprocated, if that helps?
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Aug 22, 2017 01:43
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i thought the crying bus driver was meant as a jab at the other "I was polite to a minority" stids
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Aug 22, 2017 01:54
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Besesoth posted:The doctor wants to gently caress his interdimensional car, and officially that feeling is reciprocated, if that helps? What's this now?
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Aug 22, 2017 02:12
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:What's this now? The Doctor often refers to the TARDIS with female pronouns, which, okay, people do with cars and boats all the time. But given that it's kind of sentient it gets a bit weirder, and it just... continues from there. This isn't even a recent thing, there is plenty of "real" Dr Who poo poo where the innuendo gets a bit alarming.
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Aug 22, 2017 05:48
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Also don't bicker about whether Dr Who fandom or Supernatural fandom is worse when Superwholock exists.
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Aug 22, 2017 05:49
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please don't shill your fanfic in pyf
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Aug 22, 2017 05:53
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Nu Who killed all my desire to write Dr Who fanfic, as did turning 15. I'm sure my Master/Adric and Romana/Other Romana fanfic exists on an old hard drive somewhere.
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