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Everyone stop yelling about kitchens and look at this goddamn link:Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Somebody want a dental plate pink bathroom featuring a silly-putty mermaid with mournful tits? Look no further. It is so precious
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Delurking to post this, as I thought some of you might appreciate this: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2215-River-Rd-Willoughby-Hills-OH-44094/2093153193_zpid/?fullpage=true Since who wouldn't want their own Frank Lloyd Wright Home? You don't even have to live in Ohio - it's been a vacation rental. Even better, it comes with a ~bonus~ set of plans from Frank for a second house on the property.
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hosting this for everyone too lazy to follow links
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Tag urself I'm the belly-button-nipple
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I am pretty much done with buying furniture. I get to pick this up next weekend.  I now have so much storage!
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-m. posted:Delurking to post this, as I thought some of you might appreciate this: If I were rich, I'd offer 2 mill and get some student of wright's (if he had one) to update the second set of plans to code and build that motherfucker where it was meant to be.
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cheese eats mouse posted:I am pretty much done with buying furniture. I get to pick this up next weekend. Does the creepy doll come with, or do you have to wait for a moonless night when the wind shakes the trees until branches groan with the voices of lost souls for it to appear before you?
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-m. posted:Delurking to post this, as I thought some of you might appreciate this: Does it come with the groovy people sitting in the lounge?  Also, assuming it's in the right type of house, I unironically love the pink tile bathroom. The mermaid floor definitely has to go, though.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The mermaid floor definitely has to go... ...to the foyer???
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there wolf posted:Does the creepy doll come with, or do you have to wait for a moonless night when the wind shakes the trees until branches groan with the voices of lost souls for it to appear before you? The seller assured me there were at least two unsettled souls connected to this piece.
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hailthefish posted:Tag urself I'm the belly-button-nipple I'm the tit coming around from the lower back like a Doctor Octopus arm.
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Bad Munki posted:...to the foyer??? You know it! I want it to be the first thing anyone sees when they walk through the door.
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cheese eats mouse posted:I am pretty much done with buying furniture. I get to pick this up next weekend. I'm the naked toddler taking its first steps precariously close to the edge of a shelf and not quite sure how to get out of the situation.
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TTerrible posted:I'm the tit coming around from the lower back like a Doctor Octopus arm. She needs her tit arms since her actual arms appear to be on backwards and made of taffy.
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From the Terrible Real Estate Photos:        Also a surprising number of people seem to have a toilet in their kitchen?  
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So that's what google deep dream is doing these days.
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This guy probably took the dinette set down to his workshop to refinish it or something. Wait, but then why bring down the rug too?
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Indolent Bastard posted:I would be willing to bet a couple of shiny nickels that you were looking at a four poster or canopy bed and not a bunkbed. It's just lacking the draperies to help hold in the heat during those cold nights in Medeival Europe. Nah that isn't the homeowner's furniture, it's all staged by the real estate company. They just did an extraordinarily lovely job of it, probably because none of those rooms make sense without whatever custom-made furniture they used to have in them.
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The idea of staging with temporary furniture is so alien to me.
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It's a man cave staged by Sandra who does not approve of such things, but if forced to will do it properly
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"Oh, we're taking pictures for the realtor? No, I won't move the basket collection"    "Or the mug collection" 
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The camouflage sink and toilet are impressive.
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These folks were totally stoned when they built this home gently caress this photographer btw     BONUS roof deck-porch-garage of death 
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That roofdeckporch is terrifying.
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cheese eats mouse posted:I am pretty much done with buying furniture. I get to pick this up next weekend. Gorgeous! How do the doors on the bottom work? It looks like there's only one handle right in the middle. Do they swing out?
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-m. posted:Delurking to post this, as I thought some of you might appreciate this: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/18/realestate/living-in-and-trying-to-sell-a-frank-lloyd-wright-house.html
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hailthefish posted:That roofdeckporch is terrifying. There appears to be a spiral staircase under it with some kind of tree trunk(???) pillar support, but I can't tell if that is how you access it or just...there 
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Enfys posted:There appears to be a spiral staircase under it with some kind of tree trunk(???) pillar support, but I can't tell if that is how you access it or just...there Spiral staircase is indeed how you access it. There's a little opening there above it.  Which leads to this extremely safe situation right here  There's another fake tree in the master bedroom. I'm curious why it's the only room in the house with that weird tile ceiling... 
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 The elusive bath-kitchen.
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I assume by the thread's lack of response, it's perfectly normal to have a giant loving boulder in your house.
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TheDarkFlame posted:I assume by the thread's lack of response, it's perfectly normal to have a giant loving boulder in your house. It is a little erratic.
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Is that a load bearing drainpipe on that deck there?
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Enfys posted:From the Terrible Real Estate Photos: Lmao at putting space and money to wine storage without even putting a partition by the toilet
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I don't know if it's some sort of disturbance due to the eclipse or if I'm getting a migraine or what, but some of the pictures on this page are making me nauseated and I'm probably going to have nightmares about being killed in one of these houses tonight. That weird white house with the propane tank in the non-yard is the worst. 
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Ugly House Photos is another great blog for these   Aaaaand a throwback to the inspiration behind this thread 
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In context It's a sun bed put up by an idiot, but I actually think it's a UV/infrared medical device.
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Oh, like a salamander. Got it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:This guy probably took the dinette set down to his workshop to refinish it or something. Wait, but then why bring down the rug too? That looks like prime Dungeons and Dragons playing space to me. Cast-off dinette set in unused basement space.
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Enfys posted:From the Terrible Real Estate Photos: Secure in its under-stair lair, the lurking terlet waits to claim another victim
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