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i stumbled on this site like an hour ago and man people do some stupid poo poo. here is a good place to start. quote:DRANK 1/5 LIQUOR TODAY, @ MALL TOOK DOWN PANTS & URINATED IN FLOOR DX ACUTE MSC, ETOH INTOXICATION, POLICE CALLED quote:BOYFRIEND INSERTED A BASEBALL IN HER VAGINA 4 HOURS AGO UNABLE TO REMOVAL BASEBALL FOREIGN BODY VAGINA REMOVAL quote:PATIENT "LOST VIBRATOR" WHICH HE HAD BEEN INSERTING RECTALLY. VIBRATOR IS STILL ON. D: RECTAL FOREIGN BODY. quote:JUST RELEASED FROM TEH JAIL TODAY AFTER 90DAYS INCARCERATION, FOUND MOV ING BOWEL ON A RAILING TODAY THEN FELL HITTING FACE>>LAC/ETOH=0.137/PSY quote:LAC TO FOREARM, WILL ONLY REPORT THAT INJURY IS "PERSONAL" AND THAT IT INVOLVED A WHISKEY BOTTLE. quote:PT AT PARTY DRINKING ALCOHOL,HAD 3 POOL BALLS PLACED IN VAGINA,A MALE REMOVED BALLS,C/O ABD PAIN, DX ETOH INTOXICATION
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everyones crazy but some of us are more functional
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Aug 22, 2017 01:45
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only three pool balls. pathetic.
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Aug 22, 2017 01:46
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quote:PT PUT A LUG NUT ON PENIS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK COOL UNABLE TO GET IT OFF FB PENIS this man was thirty-eight years old.
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Aug 22, 2017 01:52
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69YOM-NOSE LAC-SLIPPED WHILE BOWLING-FELL-FACE HIT THE GUTTER OF BOWLIN G LANE
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Aug 22, 2017 01:53
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berth ell pup posted:this man was thirty-eight years old. men don't age mentally once they hit 16 hth
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Aug 22, 2017 01:54
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like seriously I'm pushing 40 and if one of my friends rip a huge fart it's always followed by laughter
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Aug 22, 2017 01:55
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berth ell pup posted:people do some stupid poo poo. Hello, people
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Aug 22, 2017 01:56
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VikingSkull posted:like seriously I'm pushing 40 and if one of my friends rip a huge fart it's always followed by laughter It's Alzheimer's
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Aug 22, 2017 01:57
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3YOM HIT ON HEAD BY PLASTIC TOY GUN THROWN BY ANOTHER CHILD; FOREHEAD L AC.
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71YOM-CONFUSED POSS. DEMENTIA STATES LOOKED-ECLIPSE BALCONY EYE PAIN COMPLAINT HAIR DAMAGE EVIDENT PSYCH. CONSULT-RECOMMENDED
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41 YOM FOUND UNCONSCIOUS BY EMS ON LIBRARY LAWN WITH SUITCASE AND BOTTL E OF VODKA, PT IS DIABETIC AND ALSO SUFFERING FROM HEAT EXHAUSTION
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Aug 22, 2017 02:02
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46 YOF WAS HURRYING TO HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT & "GRABBED BOTH SIDES OF T HE TOILET & BARED *** HARD
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Aug 22, 2017 02:02
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this site rules PT FELL LAST NIGHT, HAD A DRINK THIS AM AND WENT TO MOVE A CHAIR, DOG M OVED AND PT FELL ONTO FLOOR STRIKING FACE. DX; NOSE LAC e- WENT OUT DRINKING WITH SISTER, LATER FOUND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SPEAKIN G RUSSIAN, BROUGHT IN BY EMS FOR EVALUATION >> ETOH INTOX, BAC=0.088
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Aug 22, 2017 02:05
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ruptured testicle, possibly left without medical treatment. good poo poo America.
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Aug 22, 2017 02:12
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quote:ACCIDENTLY SHOT SELF IN FACE WITH FLARE GUN DX: FX LT MAXILARY SINUS try to spot the goon injuries
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Aug 22, 2017 02:14
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stop doxxing me i'm very busy doing all these stupid things
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Aug 22, 2017 02:15
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quote:PATIENT "LOST VIBRATOR" WHICH HE HAD BEEN INSERTING RECTALLY. VIBRATOR IS STILL ON. D: RECTAL FOREIGN BODY. quote:VIBRATOR IS STILL ON. D: RECTAL FOREIGN BODY. quote:D:
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http://www.hospital-data.com/accidents/1610-massage-devices-or-vibrators/index.html whole lot of guys in their 40s-50s getting things stuck in their butts. hell, a whole lot of guys in general getting things stuck in their butts flared bases, I can't stress this enough. e: quote:PT CAME IN FOR SOB,FEVER,CHILLS , BOYFRIEND ASKED IF DR COULD FIND BALL IN PT VAGINA DX REMOVAL OF FB METALLIC HEAVY BALL 3-4CM berth ell pup fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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berth ell pup posted:i stumbled on this site like an hour ago and man people do some stupid poo poo. Lmao this poo poo is great
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PT TRIPPED OVER SOME CLOTHING AND FELL THRU A GLASS WINDOW. ADMITS TO ETOH That's quite a stumble
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ok 3 morequote:ALCOHOL INTOXICATION ACUTE - 33 YOM DRANK TWO BOTTLES OF MAD DOG TODAY, HAS BEEN VOMITING, WANTED TO PLAY FOOTBALL SO DRANK EXTRA TONIGHT quote:ALCOHOL INTOXICATION - 39 YOF CELEBRATING BIRTHDAY, DRANK 7 SHOTS OF TE QUILA AND 1/2 BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, SPEECH SLURRED, NOT FEELING WELL quote:PT WITH FLANK/ABDOMINAL PAIN AND HEMATEMESIS X 2-3 MONTHS. FEELS WORSE AFTER DRINKING WHOLE BOTTLE OF WHISKEY. e: quote:41 YOM WAS ADJUSTING 45 CAL GUN IN PANTS WAISTBAND & IT WENT OFF IN *** PARKING LOT. DX: R TESTICLE INJURY, GSW. quote:PENIS IN ZIPPER/30YOM ZIPPING UP TROUSERS AND GOT PENIS STUCK IN ZIPPER . THIS IS THE 2ND TIME IT HAS HAPPENED TODAY. i wasted like 3 hours looking at this poo poo dammit. berth ell pup fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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quote:44 YOM WAS JOGGING THROUGH WOODS WHEN A FOX CAME UP TO HIM SCRATCHING L OWER LEGS AND BITING SCROTUM    The penis in zipper made me cringe a bit. But the "second time today" part made me bust into full-blown Ricky Gervais-style laughter. quote:PLACE LIGHT BULB IN GIRLFRIENDS VAGINE. LIGHT BULB BROKE THEN HAD SEX. C/O BLEEDING & PAIN TO PENILE SHAFT. DX: PENILE LAC X2 They forgot to put in PSYCH EVAL. 
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Three-Phase posted:
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berth ell pup posted:flared bases, I can't stress this enough. 15YOF WAS ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN CHEST WITH FLARE GUN CONTUSION CHEST WAS ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN FACE WITH A FLARE GUN FACIAL BURNS PT LIT ROAD FLARE IN BOWL W/FRIENDS & IT BLEW UP IN FACE, NOW W/BURNS T O FACE, NECK & ARMS, EYE SENSATION OF FB, BLURRY VISION; CORNEAL BURN
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Sponge Baathist posted:15YOF WAS ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN CHEST WITH FLARE GUN CONTUSION CHEST ahahahaa i love the exploding roadflare, he tried to quench a goddamn magnesium flare in a bowl of water lmaooo
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PT PUT A LUG NUT ON PENIS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK COOL UNABLE TO GET IT OFF FB PENIS
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Dear god these are amazing.
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PT PUT MARBLES IN FORESKIN OF PENIS 3 YEARS AGO WHILE AT JAIL AND WANTS THEM REMOVED. DX: FB PENILE SHAFT.
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19 YO M, C/O UNABLE TO GET AN ERECTION, ADMITS TO USING "***" *** SPRAY 1 1/2 MTHS AOG, DX ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION I need that "***" *** spray DOWN AT THE RIVER BURNING TRASH WHEN A AEROSAL CAN EXPLODED AND BURNT HIS CHEST AND ABDOMEN. BURNS TO CHEST AND ABD* FIRE DEPT ? just burning trash by the river, as one does SHAKING AEROSOL CAN AND TOP FLEW UP AND HIT HER IN EYE WITH EYE TRAUMA AND LAC TO EYE AREA secure the lid, moran PT STUCK A TRAVEL SIZED SPRAY CAN INTO HIS RECTUM 3 HOURS PRIOR. PT ATT EMPTED TO REMOVE OBJ AT HOME. BLEEDING FROM RECTUM. DX FB RECTUM stop sticking things up your rear end! fer chrissakes PT TRYING TO REMOVED TOP OF HAIR SPRAY SUSTAINED FLASH BURNS TO FACE/AR MS ......how? THREW AEROSOL CAN INTO FIRE FIRE DEPARTMENT DID NOT RESPOND DX BURN TO FOREARM that's a savage fire department
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PT AND FRIEND PUT GUNPOWER IN GLASS BOTTLE AND HIT IT, IT DID NOTHING 1ST TIME, SO THEY DID IT AGAIN, IT EXPOLDED DX; LEG LACERATIONS
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18 YO F, WITH BRACES, PUT VAMPIRE TEETH IN MOUTH AND TEETH BECAME STUCK TO BRACES. CANNOT REMOVE. DX:VAMPIRE TEETH STUCK TO BRACES
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LIGHT BULB IN GIRLFRIENDS VAGINE
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hypoallergenic cat breed posted:18 YO F, WITH BRACES, PUT VAMPIRE TEETH IN MOUTH AND TEETH BECAME STUCK TO BRACES. CANNOT REMOVE. DX:VAMPIRE TEETH STUCK TO BRACES vampires are stepping up their bloodsucking scams
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VikingSkull posted:WENT OUT DRINKING WITH SISTER, LATER FOUND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SPEAKIN G RUSSIAN, BROUGHT IN BY EMS FOR EVALUATION >> ETOH INTOX, BAC=0.088 What the gently caress is this? That bac is pretty weak as gently caress. Drfinitely not "rolling around speaking in tongues" drunk.
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Three-Phase posted:PT PUT MARBLES IN FORESKIN OF PENIS 3 YEARS AGO WHILE AT JAIL AND WANTS THEM REMOVED. DX: FB PENILE SHAFT. ...what?? I'm circumcised but what?
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Nathilus posted:What the gently caress is this? That bac is pretty weak as gently caress. Drfinitely not "rolling around speaking in tongues" drunk. prolly a poltergeist
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VikingSkull posted:prolly a poltergeist I was thinking more demonic possession.
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