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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I am going to eat a tuna avocado salad

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Is this a good time to post my Soldier and Mercy slash and also they are gender swapped fanfic?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

That DICK! posted:

I am going to eat a tuna avocado salad

tuche avadado

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

Is this a good time to post my Soldier and Mercy slash and also they are gender swapped fanfic?

theres never a bad time for this

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Al! posted:

umwhile stoned, i posted in the trump thread

t,b, unironically

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

MariusLecter posted:

Is this a good time to post my Soldier and Mercy slash and also they are gender swapped fanfic?

:justpost:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





That DICK! posted:

I am going to eat a tuna avocado salad

niçe

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

MariusLecter posted:

Is this a good time to post my Soldier and Mercy slash and also they are gender swapped fanfic?

overwatch is a poor mismatch of bullshit nonsense so go nuts

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

MariusLecter posted:

Is this a good time to post my Soldier and Mercy slash and also they are gender swapped fanfic?

im horney about video games

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPcb2mK4X2c

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

hope someone made a dvorak joke

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

eonwe posted:

im horney about video games

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

joe arpaio seems like a bad person, dunno about this pardon of yours trump

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

lol just found this out

quote:

County officials said Arpaio has never had to pay judgments, settlement costs and legal fees in lawsuits directly connected to his official duties as sheriff.

Arpaio's legal defense fund is for his own personal use.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Ekster posted:

joe arpaio seems like a bad person, dunno about this pardon of yours trump

it's beginning to see mlike dobald trump,.. is bad? :confused:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Zyla posted:

it's 115 miles to walk!

thats a lot!

extremely alt-right twitter:] Trail of Liberal Tears :smugbert:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

hope someone made a dvorak joke

nice Dvorak joke

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

werewolves of trumpen

bing bong
bing bong
bing bong bong bong

bing bong
bing bong
bing bong bong bing

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
eight people died. sad. very sad. this weekend i calculated eight as my front nine handicap. if the obstructionist democrats would get out of the way, that number could have been lower.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shageletic posted:

lol just found this out


Arpaio's legal defense fund is for his own personal use.

Yeah pretty much when piggies get sued the taxpayer foots the bill.

Also PDs have special insurance funds just to pay off stuff like police brutality lawsuits.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/901465286200750080

:thunk:
man i need a thunksplosion for this one

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



etalian posted:

Yeah pretty much when piggies get sued the taxpayer foots the bill.

Also PDs have special insurance funds just to pay off stuff like police brutality lawsuits.

was mortal kombat's stryker a good cop or a bad cop. he wore a backwards cap so i'm unsure

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Unperson_47 posted:

was mortal kombat's stryker a good cop or a bad cop. he wore a backwards cap so i'm unsure

the only good cops are in places like German in which their police are expected to have a college level education and not be a bunch
of former military gun crazy types like in the USA.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Unperson_47 posted:

was mortal kombat's stryker a good cop or a bad cop. he wore a backwards cap so i'm unsure

generally disdain for authority, as indicated by unconventionally wearing your cap in the incorrect method for it is designed to keep sunlight out of your eyes means he's bad
:goonsay:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
stryker was innocent

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Office Pig posted:

a stormchaser of some renown who was hanging around in a car wash as it was collapsing around him and left his car several times to get a better view of 150 mph winds throwing debris all over the place

he's alive by the grace of a sturdy blue brick shed that stood in the immediate vicinity

lol, the things I miss leaving the thread/news behind for a couple of days

this otoh is gonna make me miss a couple more

quote:

Under the proposed legal tactic, ICE and the sheriff would sign a contract that pays the sheriff’s department a daily fee to hold the immigrant until ICE can take the person into custody. The legal argument is that the arrangement effectively makes the immigrant a detainee of ICE, not the sheriff’s department, and allows the sheriff to hold the person on a noncriminal charge.

“It’s a seamless transition,” said Sheriff Bob Gualtieri of Pinellas County, Fla. “They are immediately in ICE custody. And what ICE does with them, that’s up to ICE. That’s not our business.”

It was Sheriff Gualtieri, who is also a lawyer, who devised the reasoning behind the new tactic and presented it to ICE.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/21/us/sheriffs-immigration-jails.html

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

"if slaveowners are racist, why are all their slaves black?" Tucker Carlson's great great grandfather, Fucker Carlson asked.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



gamefaqs fatality list v 1.488

<--- sick rear end ascii art --->
...

stryker
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down, right, right + ACAB


...

copyright me all right's resrved me, llc. inc.
don't post this on other sites without my permission, especially you jamal

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


http://i.imgur.com/ZYBJLtx.gifv

:shrug:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I, uh...Tucker, this is a really really bad look. Not unusual for you but good lord, Tucker.

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
r u horny

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/901556965238874120

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Unperson_47 posted:

last night a dude named jeff went with a few others in his nissan murano or whatever into the ee of hurricane harvey and hid out in an car warsh while winds of 140+ mph ripped roofs off (including the car warsh) and signs flying everywhere while he gave the play by play, getting in and out of his car only during his refractory period (they got off on this btw). his wife pleaded with him to relent and abandon his mission but he stood steadfast and moved onto walmart and remained during the entirety of the category 4 bukkake, leaving behidn a blue shed that survived the night thanks to inspiration from jeff

also his phone continually rang with a sound effect from the pinbot pinball table

haha

e: first the orb, now jeff, I miss all the fun stuff

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Um excuse me, but a hurricane, heh, is MADE OF WATER nice try though.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


and so begins our tale of the Firecane

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao



you might have to wait till thunksgiving but it's cumming soon

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





CAROL posted:

r u horny

sure, y not

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

CAROL posted:

r u horny

always, carol always

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

alnilam posted:

it's beginning to see mlike dobald trump,.. is bad? :confused:

ffukc i hope he doesnt become predisent

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