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i've been thinking about this dumb joke all day and, like, what if you did it though? Just replace sheet cake with cornbread. is it really all that different from a pot pie?
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A pie but it gives you really really bad gas, a.k.a. "pie sharts" |
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Aug 23, 2017 03:06
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SomethingAwful needs some kind of option to turn on an European word filter so every time a U.K. goon says something unintelligible like "car park" or "lift" it'll be automatically changed to the correct, American word or phrase. 
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Aug 23, 2017 21:01
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screaming "penis" in my office increasingly loudly i thought my boss would appreciate my quirky zooey deschanel esque playfulness but instead i got fired wtf? ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2017 21:33
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A frustrated person with a sore thumb who doesn't want to draw attention to it |
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Aug 23, 2017 22:15
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Aug 23, 2017 23:21
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canyoneer posted:A frustrated person with a sore thumb who doesn't want to draw attention to it *snickers in extremely 'academe' way* |
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Aug 24, 2017 01:52
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Putty posted:Shrek killed Donkey by accident and needs to explain it away to his ogre wife Weekend at Gurney's |
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Aug 24, 2017 02:02
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Panic! At The Country and Western Bar & Grille
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Aug 26, 2017 02:17
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Panic! At the hoedown. Panic! At the gathering of the juggalos Panic! At the bar mitzvah |
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Aug 26, 2017 03:12
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Panic! At The Discovery Zone
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Aug 26, 2017 03:18
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Panic! Out of Crisco
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Aug 26, 2017 03:29
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Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why. |
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Aug 26, 2017 03:41
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Jedrick posted:Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why. I know this is gonna sound stupid but have you hit the eject button? Also wtf? A vcr? In 2017¿ You got what you deserve |
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Jedrick posted:Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why. being too kind for that rewind |
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Aug 26, 2017 03:46
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I know this is gonna sound stupid but have you hit the eject button? If you can't help without prying into my personal life, please stop wasting both of our time and move along. |
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Aug 26, 2017 03:55
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Jedrick posted:Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why. they say only a rocket scientist can program the clock on a vcr and welp, im no rocket scientist....... ---------------- |
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Aug 26, 2017 04:00
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Jedrick posted:Help! My dick is stuck in the VCR, and no, I will not explain why. head cleaner CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Aug 26, 2017 07:00
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I'm sorry, but I absolutely refuse to divulge any information pertaining to how/why my dick has been trapped in this VCR. Help, or get out of the way. *stands sternly, hands on hips, VCR gently swaying between legs* |
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Aug 26, 2017 07:46
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i've heard of a sex tape before, but this is ridiculous
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Aug 26, 2017 08:09
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AverySpecialfriend posted:i've heard of a sex tape before, but this is ridiculous |
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Aug 26, 2017 13:39
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Make the thread, Jedrick, it'd be easier to get help if your problem is more visible. Also AverySpecialfriend posted:i've heard of a sex tape before, but this is ridiculous Lmao |
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Aug 26, 2017 13:52
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basically the premise would be that i cant think of anything good to post so i just make a joke about the first thing i see on my desk, only the thing would be like "the original copy of the declaration of independence"
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Aug 26, 2017 16:54
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I'd say I'm more of a glass half full kinda guy (It turns out I'm incredibly demanding and require my spouse keep all beverages offered to me constantly refilled) |
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Aug 26, 2017 17:06
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I've been told im pretty easy (Don't put out) Oh sorry you must have misheard me I said I'm pretty teasy |
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Aug 26, 2017 17:10
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vanisher posted:I'd say I'm more of a glass half full kinda guy (smiles, drinks from glass of fresh piss) ---------------- |
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Aug 26, 2017 19:38
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Prime Members: Disney Frozen Olaf Shakespeare Youth Fishing Kit - $4.33 Free Shipping Amazon sometimes I am just mesmerised by the number of disparate concepts that are put together into a single post disney frozen shakespeare youth fishing amazon items for sale in the future have just a maximal number of random disparate keywords grouped together into a single product organic hentai snowboarding lesbian dante snapchat
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Aug 27, 2017 01:41
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jedrick make the thread dick in a vcr is front page material + theres already enough material here we can copy to get the ball rolling
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Aug 27, 2017 02:09
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| More than half of my energy spent at work is used on trying to sneak in farts | |
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Aug 27, 2017 02:53
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Aug 27, 2017 03:50
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I'll make a VHS dick thread when I get home from work. |
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Aug 27, 2017 04:13
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Aug 27, 2017 04:24
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Aug 27, 2017 05:19
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Ride The Gravitron posted:More than half of my energy spent at work is used on trying to sneak in farts got any sevens posted:do you work at a gas station Nah he drives one of those fancy fart-powered cars A Tesla Model X-Lax |
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Aug 28, 2017 20:13
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a thread where i purport to explain interesting but obscure subjects, but as the talk goes on u realize it always turns into how to use it smoke weed 
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Aug 28, 2017 20:25
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*me, at burger king trying to impress my chinese friends with knowledge of their culture* I'll have one burger and a pair of "chop sticks" to eat the burger with, please. |
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Aug 29, 2017 10:16
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hull_cogan posted:*me, at burger king trying to impress my chinese friends with knowledge of their culture* I'll have one burger and a pair of "chop sticks" to eat the burger with, please. lol |
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Aug 29, 2017 11:50
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Cherry Poppin Deities
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Aug 30, 2017 02:46
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A guy works at a gas station and likes to fart in people's gas holes when they aren't looking. Turns out, this gives the cars a super boost! |
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