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AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler

The White Dragon posted:

if i had to guess, it's because phrases like dog-man torture don't naturally appear in dictionaries (... as opposed to shock torture or waterboarding? :raise:) so it just goes "uhh word + 責め"

I want to say that "crotch rope torture" isn't something you find in a Japanese dictionary either, but something tells me that it isn't as unlikely as I want to think.

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

AG3 posted:

I want to say that "crotch rope torture" isn't something you find in a Japanese dictionary either, but something tells me that it isn't as unlikely as I want to think.

Isn't that just regular rope bondage or something?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A rope woven out of pubes?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

CommissarMega posted:

Isn't that just regular rope bondage or something?

No, uh. It's different. That is tying someone up. Crotch rope torture is suspending a length of rope, bringing it up between someone's legs and against their crotch, then making them walk the length of the rope or dragging the length of rope across their crotch.

It would absolutely be in a Japanese dictionary, if it included BDSM phrases/words.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
Got a 50% off coupon for DoW III.

How is DoW III?

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
From what I hear this is the thread for that game.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
:lol: how can a guy jump and twirl around in terminator armor? This game is hosed.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Theli posted:

This may be one of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686380/Nightmare_at_the_lighthouse

I used some steambucks from selling PUBG crates and bought this game, beat it in about 100 minutes, then immediately got a refund

I have no regrets because it's one of those unintentionally hilarious horror games that genuinely believes it's SPOOOOOKYYYY and makes absolutely no sense

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
wrong thread

Ghetto Prince fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Aug 25, 2017

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
The game all goons should own is coming.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/693380/Neckbeards_Basement_Arena/

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh wow, that actually looks like a load of fun while drunk with mates. (I do not own a fedora or have a basement)

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
Basement dwelling is a state of mind

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
basement, cheeto, it's all in the mind

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
If you want to fester, I'm sure you'll find
The abyss you live in's filled with bottles ya piss in
so doff your fedora and get ready for dissin now

bad day
Mar 26, 2012

by VideoGames

Good soup! posted:

I used some steambucks from selling PUBG crates and bought this game, beat it in about 100 minutes, then immediately got a refund

I have no regrets because it's one of those unintentionally hilarious horror games that genuinely believes it's SPOOOOOKYYYY and makes absolutely no sense

Nightmare at the lighthouse,the game starts with our hero working,then someone came, and this is where everything started.He have a mission, and until he complete his mission, he goes through danger's and horror, but before he discover what is happening in that lighthouse,everything is possible!

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe

FirstAidKite posted:

If you want to fester, I'm sure you'll find
The abyss you live in's filled with bottles ya piss in
so doff your fedora and get ready for dissin now

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
http://store.steampowered.com/app/665400/Dreaming_about_you/








And of course, stolen assets

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

It is outstanding wild sex in village.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
I really really don't get the appeal of these thousands-of-achievements games on Steam. I mean, at least on a Xbox or whatever, you have your gamerscore, another meaningless thing, but it was a tangible system and it was hard to cheat your way into. (I suppose it's probably less hard now.) But on Steam, one can just buy a bunch of games and use hacks to activate all their achievements. I guess I are idiots that'll brag about anything. It's surreal that anybody cares about that number enough to worry about it, much less a number so easily manipulated. I guess what I'm saying is: how is this a thing?

People buying crappy ripoff porn games is no mystery, though.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Alien Rope Burn posted:

I really really don't get the appeal of these thousands-of-achievements games on Steam. I mean, at least on a Xbox or whatever, you have your gamerscore, another meaningless thing, but it was a tangible system and it was hard to cheat your way into. (I suppose it's probably less hard now.) But on Steam, one can just buy a bunch of games and use hacks to activate all their achievements. I guess I are idiots that'll brag about anything. It's surreal that anybody cares about that number enough to worry about it, much less a number so easily manipulated. I guess what I'm saying is: how is this a thing?

People buying crappy ripoff porn games is no mystery, though.

One of the unlockable profile geegaws you can get is an achievement displayer so you can spell out all kinds of filth and memes using achievement icons if you get creative with it, so Steam achievements are actually more useful than any other platform's.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




At least they're honest

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i should know this, and i'm probably gonna regret learning, but i don't so wtf is an otome game

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

The White Dragon posted:

i should know this, and i'm probably gonna regret learning, but i don't so wtf is an otome game

A dating sim targeted at girls.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
:nws: http://store.steampowered.com/app/690090/The_Suffering_of_Larina/ :nws:

check out the achievements for an added surprise

quote:

The suffering of Larina is a visual story with choices that affect the ending. Most of the story is told through pictures rather than text. The length of the story is determined by your choices. The story contains sexual content, nudity and violence.

Larina is a Human Elf who wandered into the wrong dungeon, she will suffer the consequences of her unjustified curiosity.

Features:
-Enjoy a slideshow type story with 3D art
-Take full responsibility for your actions and decisions
-Nudity, sexual content and violence

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004


A review from HardcoreGamer90s:

quote:

At first I didn`t want to buy this because I am not into digital comics/visual novels etc..
Although I do like games with sexual content(I created this alt account specifically to buy this type of games), but since this isn`t a game, I didn`t want to buy it.

After seeing the amount of hate from the hypocrite SJWs who bought this despite knowing what they were getting into just to give it a negative review. I decided to support the developer and buy this. I told myself, well, if I ejaculate once then I will give this a positive review, if not, then I will just remain silent. And guess what? I shot some man bazooka juice!

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

il_cornuto posted:

A review from HardcoreGamer90s:

He can't even keep his metaphors straight. Bazookas don't fire juice.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

The White Dragon posted:

i should know this, and i'm probably gonna regret learning, but i don't so wtf is an otome game

yeah, it's a dating sim targeted at girls. and honestly most of them are non-sexual so them calling it a 'fappable game' is kinda weird.

Space Flower
Sep 10, 2014

by Games Forum
well, they did say it was the storyline specifically that was fappable

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Space Flower posted:

well, they did say it was the storyline specifically that was fappable
drat, im turned on by the use of prose here. unf, use some more mixed metaphors, daddy.

but yeah, otome games are honestly Extremely Normal for the most part. Like, Hakuoki is one of the big ones and it's just a samurai thing where you play a girl trying to find her dad's killer and hang out with a bunch of hunky samurai and the big dramatic thing at the end of the routes is a kiss.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

steam wont stop recommending h1z1 to me

i dont want the poo poo game you're selling

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Ostentatious posted:

steam wont stop recommending h1z1 to me

i dont want the poo poo game you're selling

I've found that Steam's recommendations are heavily weighted by the last thing you played, so that H1Z1 recommendation's going to be there until they change the algorithm or you get tired of PUBG

Steam once recommended this after I played some Graviteam Tactics:



Well yes, Steam, I do like tanks, but not in that way

Anyway, you could try that "Not Interested" button, but I've never clicked on it so I couldn't tell you if it works

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

quote:

Larina is a Human Elf

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Ostentatious posted:

steam wont stop recommending h1z1 to me

i dont want the poo poo game you're selling

agree, the storyline is barely fappable

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I don't think Steam direct is working.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Don't kinkshame!

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Terrible Games on Steam Megathread: It's not like I invaded Crimea or anything!

Unoriginal One
Aug 5, 2008

Foo Diddley posted:



Anyway, you could try that "Not Interested" button, but I've never clicked on it so I couldn't tell you if it works

It'll prevent it from being displayed on the Featured and Recommended banner up top, but it might take a refresh or two for it to kick in.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
It doesn't affect your recommendations however.

She Bangs the Drums
Oct 17, 2009

by VideoGames

or how to get dumb losers to buy porn again

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FanaticalMilk
Mar 11, 2011


Alien Rope Burn posted:

I really really don't get the appeal of these thousands-of-achievements games on Steam. I mean, at least on a Xbox or whatever, you have your gamerscore, another meaningless thing, but it was a tangible system and it was hard to cheat your way into. (I suppose it's probably less hard now.) But on Steam, one can just buy a bunch of games and use hacks to activate all their achievements. I guess I are idiots that'll brag about anything. It's surreal that anybody cares about that number enough to worry about it, much less a number so easily manipulated. I guess what I'm saying is: how is this a thing?

People buying crappy ripoff porn games is no mystery, though.

I think the thousands of achievements games are stupid but I do appreciate the fact that Steam games have acheivements. Obviously I could cheat engine my way to all of them but I know that I earned them fair and square so that's what matters to me.

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