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Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Conan is wandering around in the woods after doing some murders, Troy McClure is begging a galactic deity for death.

Good.

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
guess well never find out who unknown is :(

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Gorgo Primus posted:

What do you mean? His strategy of going around losing to everyone in turns, then using his powers of pity to be spared, will ensure his victory. By the end it will be down to him and someone else who will expect Eeyore to lose with ease - only for him to unveil his true strength.

I did not think of this strategy. I would be terrible at this irl so I will g stick with my strengths such as being a spectator screaming bloody murder

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 1, 2017

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Gandalf dying early is a disappointment, but he'll be back after he bleaches out that grey.

Lovecraft wandering off to follow a willowisp seems legit too. His mysterious sponsor: :cthulhu:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Waffle! posted:

Gandalf dying early is a disappointment, but he'll be back after he bleaches out that grey.

Lovecraft wandering off to follow a willowisp seems legit too. His mysterious sponsor: :cthulhu:

His sponsor hasn't been as kind as it appears. Lovecraft hates seafood.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I hope Fred Durst uses his shovel to dig in a hole but remembers to cover himself up with the topsoil so he can successfully hide and wait things out.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Does this make Troy a herald of Galactus?

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.



HAH. How very like him.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
My boys are flagging :ohdear:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Fellbat posted:

Does this make Troy a herald of Galactus?

You may remember me from the end of such worlds as Rigel 7 and Dogdoo 8!

VVV HA! Take that.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



^^^^ dammit

Fellbat posted:

Does this make Troy a herald of Galactus?

Hi I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such consumed planets as Cygnus 14 and Xxa'aanth

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
https://youtu.be/d9EN27Zh_vg

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

FisheyStix posted:




HAH. How very like him.

Yeah but he's weird so he tries the presto from the first violin sonata in g minor and ends up a gibbering idiot.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Coohoolin posted:

Yeah but he's weird so he tries the presto from the first violin sonata in g minor and ends up a gibbering idiot.

TBH if you were being hunted by John Cena and the like you'd probably ditch perfecting classical music.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS





the tried and tested :fut:

also lol calvin

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Putty posted:

the tried and tested :fut:

https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/75/Necr_haste_02.mp3

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Calvin, pretty much how I would expect

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
sonic and shadow scaring away the trolls, dee's bird-like emu neck was her biggest weakness.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh poo poo Eeyore stole Fred Hoyle's molotov cocktail :supaburn:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



And holy poo poo did I misjudge Eeyore :stonklol:

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


It was only a matter of time before Eeyore snapped.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I will assume Calvin's death went something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW60ldvRPlc&t=867s

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ser Pounce / Miles text and image combo is pure magic. What did he use, the Strangler?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Ser Pounce / Miles text and image combo is pure magic. What did he use, the Strangler?

Keikos cooking

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Sad Fred Hoyle's gone but tails gets trolled is becoming canon so im ok

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Dee :smith:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS



get hosed conan



FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Stabbed in the bach

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



John Cena and Conan (the barbarian) totally crushing it - I expect to see a budding bromance

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
let's go mr. sparkle!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I approve of the Necrophos Eeyore alliance.

https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/71/Necr_kill_11.mp3

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
John Cena and Conan, tag team champions.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

John Cena and Conan (the barbarian) totally crushing it - I expect to see a budding bromance

I was thinking the same thing. those motherfuckers just took out Galactus. I`m on team muscle


think next round would be better with the original number of people this is a bit much to follow

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
also dennis was totally banging brienne


edit: cat and lennie briscoe are my underdog favourites. hoping they can lay low till the end.

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Noooooo not Brienne!!

:negative:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Was the fire Bach saw actually Birdo's smouldering corpse? :ohdear:

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I guess i'm rooting for ser pounce now. Surely no one is horrible enough to murder a sweet innocent kitty?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



The Walrus posted:

also dennis was totally banging brienne


edit: cat and lennie briscoe are my underdog favourites. hoping they can lay low till the end.

Ser Pounce definitely knows palace intrigue so he'll probably be ok.
Personally, I was hoping Fred Durst would go out like Count Chocula part 2

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bailey Jay is the only one with the balls to take it all the way!

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Kromlech posted:

I guess i'm rooting for ser pounce now. Surely no one is horrible enough to murder a sweet innocent kitty?

Bach almost brained a 7-year-old before being disarmed; to him killing a cat would be nothing.

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