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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

the virgin houston tries to rebuild and asks others for help while the chad atlantis embraces his underwater location and remains influential for thousands of years

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:50

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

vyelkin posted:

basically its like if you played we are number one but every time he says the word one another ten inches of rain falls on houston

Thank you for putting this in terms I understand. I didn't understand the tragedy behind this flooding, but this made me stop and evaluate. Thinking about Robbie Rotten in all that rain made me look at what really was happening. What amazing talent.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:54

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I mean if you need to see how bad it is. This is the highway into Houston.

https://youtu.be/rJ7mHjVQtdo

Yes this is real.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:55

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:57

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

flooding is often harder on the city than the hurricane, but I know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into an underwater ruin for the rest of time. Cities can move past it, and rebuild.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:59

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Ferrule posted:

No.

It's worse

There's always more, and it's always worse

Fri/Sat/Sun

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:59

AtomD: May 3, 2009; Fun Shoe

Azhais posted:

There's always more, and it's always worse

Fri/Sat/Sun

Heh.
So much for your "global warming denial", eh?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:12

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

AtomD posted:

Heh.
So much for your "global warming denial", eh?

What? No, this is obviously punishment for... I dunno... Homosexuality or something.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:20

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

It's just your garden variety once-in-a-hundred-years storm, like the one five years ago and the one five years before that

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:27

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

SpacePig posted:

What? No, this is obviously punishment for... I dunno... Homosexuality or something.

https://www.glaad.org/2009/12/14/annise-parker-becomes-first-openly-lesbian-mayor-of-major-u-s-city-after-houston-win

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:28

Bar Crow: Oct 10, 2012

vyelkin posted:

It's just your garden variety once-in-a-hundred-years storm, like the one five years ago and the one five years before that

Or the one next week.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:36

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

vyelkin posted:

It's just your garden variety once-in-a-hundred-years storm, like the one five years ago and the one five years before that

The term "hundred year storm" is used very stupidly, it means "1% chance of happening any given year", which is a lot less than actually happening every 100 years.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/its-time-to-ditch-the-concept-of-100-year-floods/

quote:

Over the course of a 30-year mortgage, a house in a 100-year floodplain has a 26 percent chance of being inundated at least once.1

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:44

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

It's a stupid outdated term that maybe meant something to Huck Finn but means diddly to anyone born after UNIVAC.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:03

brocked: Oct 25, 2005; All shall love me and despair!

kinda funny

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:07

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:33

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:06

JamesOff: Dec 12, 2002; What a frightening beast!

Bath doggos!

# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:25

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:42

Eegah!: Jul 26, 2010

brocked posted:

kinda funny

Whoever made this is so close to getting it yet has no clue.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:47

Bar Crow: Oct 10, 2012

Eegah! posted:

Whoever made this is so close to getting it yet has no clue.

It it very representative of fascism. Obsessed with art yet unable to produce it. The best that can be accomplished is fan art, crude repetition of others works.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:10

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Bar Crow posted:

It it very representative of fascism. Obsessed with art yet unable to produce it. The best that can be accomplished is fan art, crude repetition of others works.

Memes are fascism now?

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:12

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Fascism is like a string of Christmas lights.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:18

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:18

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:24

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:27

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:31

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Kheldarn posted:

Yeah nah.

Ending with her aghast face makes it.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:57

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Yeah it works better the original way because we, the reader, first notice the girl in the red dress, mirroring the boyfriend's distraction.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:59

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri6HMjRfwnQ

vyelkin posted:

responsible city planning stares aghast as Houston's head is turned by unzoned flood plain development

Houston is drowning�In its freedom from regulations!

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:25

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Randaconda posted:

This reminds me of this quote from an old UFC thread on these gay, dead forums:

Work Friend Keven posted:

INTERIOR, A PARTY, NIGHT

CONOR MCGREGOR stands in the center of a circle of adoring fans, holding his new championship - the Magic: The Gathering Pro Tour Austin trophy.

MCGREGOR:
Look what I did! Look what I fookin Dreamed into reality! The first five sport champion! I'm the greatest of all time!

The crowd CHEERS wildly and everyone does the matrix 2 techno dance, except everyone is ORANGE and has BAD POSTURE instead of being MULTICULTURAL PEASANTS.

CUT TO:

EXTERIOR, A FIELD, NIGHT.

It's RAINING. A half dozen MAGIC THE GATHERING PROS are facing off against a shadowy figure. The figure quickly dispatches each in a short, one sided fight. A strike of lightning suddenly illuminates the field and we see the figure clearly. It's JOSE ALDO. He shuffles his Magic The Gathering deck before throwing it on the defeated body of the nearest MAGIC PRO.

ALDO:
My horny blood sings, Conor. I'm close this time. Run all you like, I'll see you soon.

The lighting flashes a second time, striking dangerously close to ALDO. In the earie half light, we see that he's wearing the UFC 145 interim belt, the UFC 155 interim belt, the WBA 151 interim belt, the Formula 1 Interim belt, and now he reaches down and lifts from the body of a MAGIC PRO - the Magic The Gathering Pro Tour Interim Championship.