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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Bad luck in a name change thread?


No

I actually had a good time at an Olive Garden with my Mom and Nana and Great Aunt

Did not know you can catch a buzz off of too many carbs but for a few minutes I was all whoa

Also criticized a goon with a custom title about Nickelback and they were all, naw I got this bought for me

Much like my u/n

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Refresh my memory. "Olive garden" is a euphemism for what again?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

Refresh my memory. "Olive garden" is a euphemism for what again?

You'd have to check prisonplanet.com for that one

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

Don't have a dog in the furry vs. Olive Garden fight, but I remember an article about their business practices and how management didn't want them to salt the water they boiled pasta in because it caused wear and tear on the pots and that brought a smile to my face.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Rangpur posted:

Don't have a dog in the furry vs. Olive Garden fight, but I remember an article about their business practices and how management didn't want them to salt the water they boiled pasta in because it caused wear and tear on the pots and that brought a smile to my face.

There are many dogs in the furry community, and they actually allow dogs into Olive Garden.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'm going to Olive Garden right now to get a buzz.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

loss.jpg: a meme older than liah's baby

but then again, what isn't?

A Trump cabinet position

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I don't salt my pasta water either. I don't really salt anything.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Niche porn is getting very specific.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

JuiceOne posted:

I'm not sure this is allowed since it's my content, but I know this thread likes Simpsons memes and over the past couple of months I've been making Simpsons videos for the various shitposting groups. They've been well-received, so I've collected the ones I've made so far in a youtube video for this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvkhVqWHR7k

i also think this is great, good job dude. esp the reverb on the school dance one.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Rangpur posted:

Don't have a dog in the furry vs. Olive Garden fight, but I remember an article about their business practices and how management didn't want them to salt the water they boiled pasta in because it caused wear and tear on the pots and that brought a smile to my face.

There's some jerk around here who was making fun of their chairs.

Apparently they have wheels now. Classy

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

syscall girl posted:

There's some jerk around here who was making fun of their chairs.

Apparently they have wheels now. Classy

I now want to go to Olive Garden specifically so I can wheel the chairs all over during my visit.... Wheel it to the bar, the salad bar, the bathroom. Just all over. Maybe go join random tables with other people.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Rangpur posted:

Don't have a dog in the furry vs. Olive Garden fight, but I remember an article about their business practices and how management didn't want them to salt the water they boiled pasta in because it caused wear and tear on the pots and that brought a smile to my face.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-hedge-fund-presentation-on-olive-garden-is-a-masterpiece-2014-9

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

RFC2324 posted:

I now want to go to Olive Garden specifically so I can wheel the chairs all over during my visit.... Wheel it to the bar, the salad bar, the bathroom. Just all over. Maybe go join random tables with other people.
You know, if you want your legs broken you could just ask.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011





(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

You know, if you want your legs broken you could just ask.

don't worry, I'm not gonna go tonight. i know there will be a goon there.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Refresh my memory. "Olive garden" is a euphemism for what again?

More than three olives.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
That's Olive, of the Garden Tonight! family.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Wow, this is a real loving video!

"You want to eat this pussy, Mr TRex?"

Could the protesting dinosaurs one be real too?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Stoatbringer posted:

Niche porn is getting very specific.

yeah it is. there's a meeseeks video on pornhub too

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




some guy on the bus posted:

Wow, this is a real loving video!

"You want to eat this pussy, Mr TRex?"

Could the protesting dinosaurs one be real too?

Nothing is real.

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
I'm still not gettin the loss.jpg stonehenge one.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LordoftheScheisse posted:

I'm still not gettin the loss.jpg stonehenge one.

you know how every loss.jpg can be reduced down to four basic shapes?

| |׀
|| |__

there's apparently a section of stonehenge that follows that pattern.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Bad luck in a name change thread?


No

I regret to inform you that you have a problem

Olive garden is bad, and this is a goon intervention!

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

yeah it is. there's a meeseeks video on pornhub too

They have an entire category involving people wearing shorty panda costumes.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Stoatbringer posted:

Niche porn is getting very specific.

I theorize that the creation of the internet led to a fetish porn acceleration effect. As porn gets more specific and niche at exponential latest. At this rate we will eventually hit a porn singularity, wherein a porn is created that is so niche it contains ALL possible kinks and proclivities. The infinity to vanilla porn's zero.

From Many, One

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dreddout posted:

I theorize that the creation of the internet led to a fetish porn acceleration effect. As porn gets more specific and niche at exponential latest. At this rate we will eventually hit a porn singularity, wherein a porn is created that is so niche it contains ALL possible kinks and proclivities. The infinity to vanilla porn's zero.

From Many, One

Into One, Many.

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
E Pluribus, Pornum

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

E Prolaptus Anus

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Data Graham posted:

That yellow pointy hair thing on the Chad cracks me up every god drat time because what is that thing

He always makes me think of Gun Jack from Tekken







If I had any talent I'd make one with him as the "Chad Button Masher" dunno what the virgin player should be called though

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Big Boss is way cooler than Snake tho

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

NewFatMike posted:

Big Boss is way cooler than Snake tho

Arguing with a meme about video game characters is a thing you do.

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Arguing with a meme about video game characters is a thing you do.

Man, you sure showed that random guy on the Something Awful Forums post your favorite meme thread.

[Inception dot gif]

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Dragonstoned posted:

He always makes me think of Gun Jack from Tekken







If I had any talent I'd make one with him as the "Chad Button Masher" dunno what the virgin player should be called though

He looks like a Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance boss. And I love it.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Dragonstoned posted:


If I had any talent I'd make one with him as the "Chad Button Masher" dunno what the virgin player should be called though

Dan from Street Fighter

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Burning Rain
Jul 17, 2006

What's happening?!?!


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