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Epaulette Sharks, just under 1m long, are the only sharks that can literally walk on land. Their fins have essentially become 'prototype legs' which they can move independently to go for a stroll http://i.imgur.com/HGIE4CY.gifv
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TheAgent posted:lol the poo poo they are talking about everyone there, just holy poo poo loma
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Agent tell them to just post in the thread, I mean gently caress, it's not like any of it can be traced to them if done on their home PC
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Thoatse posted:Epaulette Sharks, just under 1m long, are the only sharks that can literally walk on land. Their fins Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his knees, who's got segmented EYES? it's muuuddyy mudskipper e: ya lousy bum
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Sep 3, 2017 04:32
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Who can bite like a dog while breaking your knees, who's got segmented TEETH it's bloooody 1 meter mudskipper
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Sep 3, 2017 04:38
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Make sure your friends don't out themselves, Agent. We wouldn't want this to cost them their jobs.
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Crobbers needs a vacation. It'll be the last one he gets before jail time....
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I'm just some fat old drunk on the internet so obviously no employee at cig could ever be hurt by what I post on a dead comedy subforum
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TheAgent posted:I'm just some fat old drunk on the internet so obviously no employee at cig could ever be hurt by what I post on a dead comedy subforum What was Crobber's reaction to the Gamescom show and it's reception, if you were told?
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Thoatse posted:Epaulette Sharks, just under 1m long, are the only sharks that can literally walk on land. Their fins  they're also specially adapted to be able to survive in water with extremely low oxygen saturation. They often get stuck in tide-pools and rocky areas as the tide goes out, and both their ability to walk and their low-oxygen tolerance help them survive.e: Thoatse knows how to get me to pay attention to the thread on the weekend lol
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Breetai posted:What was Crobber's reaction to the Gamescom show and it's reception, if you were told?
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the best is the tales of crobbo wandering around the office and pointing out certain employees as "high risk" or "low performing" while everyone in hunkered down and trying to loving do this impossible poo poo he wants like yay, I really want to loving work for a miserable gently caress who derides every single person that isn't his family or from his loving origin or hollywood days
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TheAgent posted:why did everyone gently caress up, why didn't anyone tell me poo poo was broken, why aren't we further along, why don't the backers pledge more, why don't people understand what we're doing here, why aren't things working properly when the outside contractors had them working fine, why can't we do things better, why can't we hire better programmers, why do we have to keep paying contractors who already dropped out of the project, why do we have to pay actors more, why are we not making more money, why aren't we close to finishing 3.0, why are people afraid to come talk to me about issues, why can't I get a straight loving answer from you loving idiots, why are our monthly expenses so high, why aren't outside contractors interested in working with us, why aren't people impressed by FOIP, why can't I go on vacation, oh I loving can BYE So basically a complete lack of understanding about the current state of his game and the requirements to get it into a working state. Seagull management at its finest: absent, except for when he suddenly swoops in and takes a poo poo on everything before immediately leaving.
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like at one point you're creating your character for sq42 (which is just the SC character creator basically, no one really knows what is going in what game at this point) and he wanted a scene where you stare at yourself in a mirror as you change poo poo (like fo4) but instead of just rendering the character model as a separate scene in the mirror with canned head movement he wanted some super crazy poo poo like mirroring the entire scene as you changed yourself into super "level 5" or whatever heads that slowed the entire scene to a crawl because you were loading some intense poo poo into vram because the loving bathroom you were in had multiple mirrors that crobbo all wanted reflected, even if you can't loving see it
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This sounds EXACTLY like some american dude i once read about, also trying to make the worlds best mmo. he was riding on tax credits and whatever investors he could sucker. I think the guy was a former sportsmans? I wish I could remember the details, but from what you have described, this is the EXACT same situation I remember.
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now imagine trying to tell him "hey we don't need mirrors" and he responds with "BUT THERES loving MIRRORS IN THE SHIPS, THERES A MIRROR IN A SCENE I WROTE, I WROTE THAT SCENE AND THERE'S A loving MIRROR MORTY, THERE'S A MIRROR THERE AND I WANT TO SEE, I WANT TO SEE ME IN THAT MIRROR MORTY, I WANT TO SEE MY REFLECTION IN THAT loving MIRROR, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY loving CPU CYCLES IT TAKES UP OR IF A, A, A TITAN X CAN'T EVEN loving RENDER IT, I WANT IT MORTY, I WANT THAT loving MIRROR THERE"
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all I basically want is justin roiland to play crobbo in the eventual hbo miniseries
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thats my character arc. I don't care if it takes nine threads. I want that
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TheAgent posted:why did everyone gently caress up, why didn't anyone tell me poo poo was broken, why aren't we further along, why don't the backers pledge more, why don't people understand what we're doing here, why aren't things working properly when the outside contractors had them working fine, why can't we do things better, why can't we hire better programmers, why do we have to keep paying contractors who already dropped out of the project, why do we have to pay actors more, why are we not making more money, why aren't we close to finishing 3.0, why are people afraid to come talk to me about issues, why can't I get a straight loving answer from you loving idiots, why are our monthly expenses so high, why aren't outside contractors interested in working with us, why aren't people impressed by FOIP, why can't I go on vacation, oh I loving can BYE This reboot of The Caine Mutiny is absolutely terrible.  ate the strawberries
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McGiggins posted:This sounds EXACTLY like some american dude i once read about, also trying to make the worlds best mmo. he was riding on tax credits and whatever investors he could sucker. 38 Studios, Curt Schilling, star baseball player, squandered the state of Rhode Island's money
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HEADSTSHOT or whatever the baseball thing is. Thanks a lot, going to read over the whole thing again right now. I advise the thread to do so as well, maybe compile a list of all the things that are exactly the loving same about how both projects are managed and handled.
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TheAgent posted:like at one point you're creating your character for sq42 (which is just the SC character creator basically, no one really knows what is going in what game at this point) and he wanted a scene where you stare at yourself in a mirror as you change poo poo (like fo4) but instead of just rendering the character model as a separate scene in the mirror with canned head movement he wanted some super crazy poo poo like mirroring the entire scene as you changed yourself into super "level 5" or whatever heads that slowed the entire scene to a crawl because you were loading some intense poo poo into vram because the loving bathroom you were in had multiple mirrors that crobbo all wanted reflected, even if you can't loving see it 
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Its a bit of a shame too since Kingdoms of Amalur is actually a pretty cool game.
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Is one of these CIG employees an asian with a weird belt ?
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Hi CIG employees. I hope you're saving terabytes of emails for when the shitshow collapses.TheAgent posted:thats my character arc. I don't care if it takes nine threads. I want that That would be astounding. He could play Ben too. Thumb and Benny.
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Yeah I'd be CYA'ing like mad for when the revolution comes. Nothing shoots a narrative down better than written evidence. Oh wait, this is fake news, ignore this 
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So hey guys, remember when CIG was hawking those T-Shirts, hats, coffee cups, and mouse pads? You remember any other merch they sold?
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Bootcha posted:So hey guys, remember when CIG was hawking those T-Shirts, hats, coffee cups, and mouse pads? You remember any other merch they sold? Go on 
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 https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/903980010314268673
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Bootcha posted:So hey guys, remember when CIG was hawking those T-Shirts, hats, coffee cups, and mouse pads? You remember any other merch they sold? 
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This is brilliant haha
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Maybe RSI should try using an engine that works for their fake game demos.
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sorry to all the player haters who don't have the skrilla skrilla to afford such luxury items
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July 29, 2018 -- Washington, DC Today the FTC released a statement about the collapse of Cloud Imperium Games and the ongoing investigation of the finances of the record-breaking crowdfunding campaign that resulted in no playable game in seven years. "We've been keeping tabs on CIG for quite some time, thanks to the tireless efforts of twitter user TheRealGremlich," said acting FTC chairperson Maureen Ohlhausen in a written statement. "We received non-stop tweets from this user directing us to information obtained by software developer Dr. Derek Smart that proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that CIG has been engaging in deceptive business practices. We would like to thank TheRealGremlich for his help in ensuring that our investigation is efficient and thorough, and for introducing us to Dr. Smart." The statement also thanked TheRealGremlich for helping supply information in their ongoing fact-finding to develop a case for prosecuting several CIG executives for alleged misconduct, including CEO Chris Roberts.
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They should make a naked space spaghetti-fied figurine that doubles as an odor killing spray. The spray comes out the nipples. The fidelity is astronomically high
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