Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









Jedrick posted:

I just noticed that the word "semen" sounds an awful lot like the words "see/sea men". Perhaps there are some chuckles to be had here?

'there's a lot of seawomen in here, i hope they don't ejaculate!'

... maybe? just brainstorming feedback welcome

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

vanisher

*porn scene playing*
"where do you want my sepeople"

Twenty Four


Jedrick posted:

I just noticed that the word "semen" sounds an awful lot like the words "see/sea men". Perhaps there are some chuckles to be had here?

The ocean is salty because of huge whale jizz loads in the water. Sperm whales.

kalel

*at a gay orgy*

I semen, you semen, we all semen!

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
You semen down today. What's up?

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
ways the ocean is like a vagina:
* it is the origin of life
* wet
* i tell my friends i'm excited about it but secretly fear it
* crabs

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
You forgot barnacles.

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

DavidAlltheTime posted:

You forgot barnacles.

....the ocean has barnacles too?

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Vaginacles!

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
dragonfly kamikaze

sidewalk unharmed

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
friend of mine had his bachelor party and a stripper came. no barnacles whatsoever. hosed up beauty standards these days imo

gleebster

Only a howler

little munchkin posted:

a debate thread where some people post about how spiders are good and some people post about how spiders are bad

Mentioning daddy longlegs is probatable.

sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









free Trapt CD posted:

ways the ocean is like a vagina:
* it is the origin of life
* wet
* i tell my friends i'm excited about it but secretly fear it
* crabs

its where you often find sea men (semen )

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Gooeyducks: nature's fallopian tubes.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
You guys are all a bunch of heathens.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
A guy who's really smug about his knowledge, but he's always slightly wrong.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Important occasions in your life and how I ruined them:

1. 12th Annual Family Reunion - tackled your elderly Uncle Leo during tag football
2. Awarded your Masters of Social Work - kept telling people you only got it to manage me
3. Your Mother's Wedding to Bill - ate two pounds of gas station sushi to predictable effect

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

1. 12th Annual Family Reunion - tackled your elderly Uncle Leo during tag football
2. Awarded your Masters of Social Work - kept telling people you only got it to manage me
3. Your Mother's Wedding to Bill - ate two pounds of gas station sushi to predictable effect

In which game can I get these achievements?

little munchkin
a mafia movie but one of the characters thinks "make him an offer he can't refuse" means to suck their dick

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Macnult

little munchkin posted:

a mafia movie but one of the characters thinks "make him an offer he can't refuse" means to suck their dick

The Godfather but all of the guns are replaced with dicks

sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









Macnult posted:

The Godfather but all of the guns are replaced with dicks

the godfather, but nude

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Macnult posted:

The Godfather but all of the guns are replaced with dicks

so Sonny wins?

alternatively, "look how they massacred my boy" takes on a dark meaning

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

wearing a lampshade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLzrTPkdgI
+

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Evil versions of things

Evil Seinfeld

Evil Coffee

Evil Weed

Macnult

The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, but evil

sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









Macnult posted:

The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, but evil

PAint, but evil

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Phylactery

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
Evil Bong 666


thats not a joke, it's a real movie

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Evil Resident Evil 666, you can't play as Leon

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
New Mega Man Enemies:

Noodle Man
Driftwood Man
Cigarettes Man
Wo Man (mega man gets boobies)

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Lesser known Jeff Dunham puppets.

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
yeah i vape,
vaporize
aromatic compounds and
propylen
e glycol

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

FactsAreUseless

Starman Super DX posted:

Willy Wonka's Chocolate Phylactery
Still not as dark as Great Glass Elevator.

kalel

Jedrick posted:

Lesser known Jeff Dunham puppets.

Larry the Jizz Sock

alnilam

naming the main character Sheeple in crono trigger so that at the beginning the first dialog box is crono's mom saying WAKE UP SHEEPLE....

and other jokes related to someone bring named sheeple or an actual species called sheeple

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
*does a sit-up*

vanisher

alnilam posted:

naming the main character Sheeple in crono trigger so that at the beginning the first dialog box is crono's mom saying WAKE UP SHEEPLE....

and other jokes related to someone bring named sheeple or an actual species called sheeple

Naming the main character in FF7 Sheeple so that Barret says "The planets dyin' Sheeple"

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Still not as dank as Great Grass Elevator.

:350:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
Butz

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a Final Fantasy game for

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply