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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Wrestlers really need to utilize the gun strategy more often.











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Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos

DrVenkman posted:

Quick, someone photoshop that picture of Scott Hall in there.



MysticalMachineGun posted:

Quick, someone photoshop that turtleneck picture of Rock in there.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011


So is this what you guys mean when you call something a shoot?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
want

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/904553239693152261

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
Dude shut up randy you like being heel and heels don't move merch.

I would totally wear that shirt to an event though.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
If he wants to move merch, then he should suggest a Sperm Snake™ shirt. Ideally, the back would have some stupid phrase written in the same cum splatter font as that one AJ Styles TNA shirt.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Who gave him a baby? Where did he get that?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


What, he thinks you could just sell shirts with his name and nothing else on it? How conceited.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

What, he thinks you could just sell shirts with his name and nothing else on it? How conceited.

:lol:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

:lol: the baby's face is cracking me up

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It knows there's an RKO coming.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

BOOTY-ADE posted:

:lol: the baby's face is cracking me up
The way the baby's holding its head, it looks like it's about to throw up its arms into the pose as well.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

This is like some weird mashup of early 1900s photography and 1980s fashion

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Tully Blanchard was way too hungover for that shoot.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lid posted:

Tully Blanchard was way too hungover for that shoot.

Flair: What's a hangover?
Tully: You know, when you wake up after sleeping-
Flair: ???
Tully: -and you're no longer drunk.
Flair: ???????????

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat





I cannot BELIEVE these women doubted El Dandy.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Dang, that's a pretty definitive list of who's betta than Kanyon

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I am so happy to see Glacier under HOT.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
"Many female fans wrote in to tell us that his intensity and his toughness is a major part of his appeal."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I bet if they knew he was a future wife and child murderer it would have dropped him down to lukewarm at least.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
They don't call Nash "Big Sexy" for nothing.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Gonz posted:

They don't call Nash "Big Sexy" for nothing.

I thought it was due to his appreciation of Depeche Mode

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
"Nobody likes a chubby skeleton!" writes Latisha W. of Florida

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Tato posted:

If he wants to move merch, then he should suggest a Sperm Snake™ shirt. Ideally, the back would have some stupid phrase written in the same cum splatter font as that one AJ Styles TNA shirt.

If memory serves the name of that design on shopTNA was "DISCHARGE."

Also it's bothering me that JJ is the coolest looking one in that Horsemen photo. Lex looks like a nervous prom date, Arn looks like that prom date's dad (which, I acknowledge, is the Arn Aesthetic), Tully looks like he just hit on his niece at Thanksgiving dinner, and maybe it's just me but there's something about Ric Flair in double-breasted pinstripes that just rubs me the wrong way.

I have no idea why this is bothering me this much other than it's the Horsemen and I know they're better than that but yuck.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Maybe if Randy wanted to sell shirts he could stop sucking huge amounts of rear end

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

"Nobody likes a chubby skeleton!" writes Latisha W. of Florida

She's wrong.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this heat for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad wrestler. Not like going down the card chasin' US titles and Intercontinentals. This match, swallow you whole. Little suplexin', little superman punchin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your fans, put all your shows on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than two million bucks, chief. I'll fight him for three, but I'll PPV him, and job to him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole football season. I don't want no jobbers, I don't want no tag teammate, there's just too many dogs in this yard. $10,000,000 for me by myself. For that you get the heat, the title, the whole! drat! THIIIiiiIIIiing!!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what The gently caress are you talking about.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this heat for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad wrestler. Not like going down the card chasin' US titles and Intercontinentals. This match, swallow you whole. Little suplexin', little superman punchin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your fans, put all your shows on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than two million bucks, chief. I'll fight him for three, but I'll PPV him, and job to him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole football season. I don't want no jobbers, I don't want no tag teammate, there's just too many dogs in this yard. $10,000,000 for me by myself. For that you get the heat, the title, the whole! drat! THIIIiiiIIIiing!!

We're going to need a bigger Show.

Loser_Rex
Apr 14, 2006

Spidercock? Here?

Cavauro posted:

what The gently caress are you talking about.

I feel sad for you.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i dont own a movie theater

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Cavauro posted:

i dont own a movie theater

you can download jaws now somewhere

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I doubt it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Please do not download sharks.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Had a dream where I walked into a room and the ceiling collapsed under the weight of a large water tank above it and down with the water came a nurse shark that could do little but flop on it's side on the grated floor and snap at me impotently so I had to wall shimmy around the small room with the large shark until I reached the door on the other side of the room, behind which was another shark. I decided to wall shimmy back through where I came from.

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Cant believe they stole my high school yearbook pic for Kidmans.

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