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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

You're not supposed to eat them after they've rotted.

A lot of people do, actually! Apparently in india they eat them super brown and call it butterfruit.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Plinkey posted:

It's cool to hate avacadoes now, because snake people I guess.

i've hated avocado since the 80s

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Avacadoes spread on stuff is gross, gauc is good

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Randaconda posted:

Plinkey posted:

It's cool to hate avacadoes now, because snake people I guess.
i've hated avocado since the 80s

Sorry, just wanted to bring attention to this radical new plugin word filter.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen posted:

i've hated avocado since the 80s

Sorry, just wanted to bring attention to this radical new plugin word filter.
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I've had the milennial to snake people filter forever on FF.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Plinkey posted:

Avacadoes spread on stuff is gross, gauc is good

Fresh avocado is good on turkey and black bean burgers. Otherwise it is not a good spread

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I may have never had a good avocado, I find it by itself to be kind of bland. Guacamole and other stuff made out of avocado + spices is great though.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I put sliced avocado on pizza and will fight anyone who thinks it's bad.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Avocado in porridge works great. Bland on bland.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Avocado absolutely needs a good dose of seasoning before it tastes like anything. Add more salt.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It's amazing what you can do with a microwave.



The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Avocado is just plant butter, it's boring alone

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:lol: Iowa

Bitey Bunny
May 26, 2009

c h o m p

Haifisch posted:

It's amazing what you can do with a microwave.





Someone paid 12.95 for this, in the 80s. :smith:

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

I love all my food micro-cooked.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Avocado is mediocre outside of the tropics

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Tendales posted:

Avocado absolutely needs a good dose of seasoning before it tastes like anything. Add more salt.

avocado and salt is a delicious snack

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Avocado is trahs food for trash people.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

el dorito posted:

avocado and salt is a delicious snack

weird way to spell "pickles"

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
My mother in law makes this odd dish made of potatoes, avocados and char siu. It's allright, but I've never seen it anywhere else.

Looks disgusting though.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

el dorito posted:

avocado and salt is a delicious snack

Add some lime juice and maybe a bit of habanero sauce and this is my regular work snack, avocados are delicious but they need seasoning

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

If you fill the cups with thick gravy instead of cheese, I'd be totally down with those. Microwaves can do amazing things, just ask your grandmas.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I can't imagine that turning out better than horribly dry, overcooked beef.

Then again I'm not in the habit of cooking raw meat in the microwave.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
It's what microwave ovens were invented to do. It takes more effort to make sure the food cooks evenly, and the food won't brown in the same way as a normal oven, though.

Same principle as microwaving a whole, raw potato.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Plinkey posted:

weird way to spell "pickles"

Pickle your avacados.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://twitter.com/Shteyngart/status/906661482552872961

I don't "get" fancy cuisine

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Does anybody?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Wow, Gary Steyngart actually made me laugh.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Avocado is great but if you mash it onto your sandwich you're an idiot. Slice it up like any other vegetable. Big chunks so you can taste it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Avocado needs salt and acid to shine. Otherwise, if you don't like the flavor, it is kind of a bland mess. I always thought I hated avocado until I started preparing it myself.

I once went to some hipster bar in Oakland and tried their avocado fries; they were completely unsalted/unseasoned and tasted like greasy paper. :barf:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Tiggum posted:

Avocado is great but if you mash it onto your sandwich you're an idiot. Slice it up like any other vegetable. Big chunks so you can taste it.

Mashed avocado is a good substitute for mayo in sandwiches. Try an egg and avocado sandwich.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Avocado with salt and tinned sardines/herrings were my go to lunch for a while. It ruled.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


CommonShore posted:

Mashed avocado is a good substitute for mayo in sandwiches. Try an egg and avocado sandwich.
An egg and avocado sandwich sounds fine (I'd probably add some mustard though), but avocado and mayonnaise taste totally different and it makes absolutely no sense to use one as substitute for the other. In fact, I often eat sandwiches containing both avocado and mayonnaise together.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Tiggum posted:

An egg and avocado sandwich sounds fine (I'd probably add some mustard though), but avocado and mayonnaise taste totally different and it makes absolutely no sense to use one as substitute for the other. In fact, I often eat sandwiches containing both avocado and mayonnaise together.

Avocado is just straight fat. It's pretty much the mayonnaise fruit. I don't know how you could eat mayo and avocado together. Either one is overwhelmingly fatty if not properly combined with other things.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Tiggum posted:

An egg and avocado sandwich sounds fine (I'd probably add some mustard though), but avocado and mayonnaise taste totally different and it makes absolutely no sense to use one as substitute for the other. In fact, I often eat sandwiches containing both avocado and mayonnaise together.
They're both mostly fat and protein.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FFT posted:

They're both mostly fat and protein.

also both loving garbage

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

Why

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
A Modest Proposal was satire you monsters

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

For the glory of satan, that's why :devil:

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