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Solice Kirsk posted:Is it illegal to kill a goose if it's attacking you? Canadian Geese are protected outside of hunting season yeah.
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Apparently this is how they make a dry martini at trump tower: 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-sqiTfHI0 The founder of BRIPE is exactly what you'd expect
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Sep 12, 2017 18:19
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poop dood posted:OG Bripelords mods namechange etc
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RatHat posted:Canadian Geese are protected outside of hunting season yeah. What about Canada geese? 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:31
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"Oh, baby, you can spice my pumpkin latte any day."
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Pookah posted:I will get and read this book, it sounds very interesting. The Evolution of Useful Things and The Pencil: A History of Design and Circumstance and other books by Henry Petroski
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La Brea Carpet posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-sqiTfHI0 "Imagine this: You ditch the 9-to-5 corporate rat race to explore the gorgeous jungles and beaches of Costa Rica. You spend days trekking and paddling into postcard-perfect scenery and crave just one thing to make the experience complete – a great cup of coffee. Frustratingly, the lush mountains that support Costa Rica's coffee-growing industry aren't as helpful when it comes to brewing coffee on the spot." I would rather he were taken down by a jaguar.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:"Oh, baby, you can spice my pumpkin latte any day." lowtax?
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Sep 12, 2017 19:36
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Stink Terios posted:This is kind of innacurate, we sure as hell don't put cream cheese on pizza. Was looking for the perfect chance to dredge this up: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755985&pagenumber=8&perpage=40
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is it illegal to kill a goose if it's attacking you? Don't get in a fight with a goose. You're either going to be the guy that got his rear end kicked by a goose, or you're gonna be the guy that beat up a goose.
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Scenes from the crowd as the Oklahoma Otters' 6-point lead slips away
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evobatman posted:Don't get in a fight with a goose. You're either going to be the guy that got his rear end kicked by a goose, or you're gonna be the guy that beat up a goose. I'd be proud to be know as the guy who beat up a goose. gently caress those birbs.
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:If that's where I think it is (University of Waterloo), then those geese are monsters. People ended up in the hospital with broken limbs a few times back when I went there for accidentally stumbling into a goose nesting site, which was everywhere. Watch this literal superhuman use his invulnerability to stop a goose with his bear hands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaC7-UICzws I will never understand this poo poo with people getting hurt by geese. Just punch the loving bird.
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Sep 12, 2017 20:54
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Stink Terios posted:This is kind of innacurate, we sure as hell don't put cream cheese on pizza. seeing catupiry translated as cream cheese makes me so mad every time and i don't know why!
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Literally Esoteric posted:Watch this literal superhuman use his invulnerability to stop a goose with his bear hands: Geese are stubborn and mean. Punching won't do poo poo to them. This video right here shows probably about the most passive approach to fighting a goose you can do to them. Grabbing them by the neck like he does is really the only effective fighting technique we primates have against them, and if you're really fighting a mean one that wants to hurt YOU, you probably have to fling it against things when you grab it. And there is no graceful way to swing a goose around by the neck that makes you look like the poor defender.
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Maybe some people would just prefer to run from dumb geese rather than castle doctrine one right in the throat.
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Literally Esoteric posted:Watch this literal superhuman use his invulnerability to stop a goose with his bear hands: That's one horny goose. Also, as pointed out above, they are not actually citizens of Canada; just assholes that live there.
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Choco1980 posted:Grabbing them by the neck like he does is really the only effective fighting technique we primates have against them,m Unless it's defending a nest, all you have to do is make it think you are going to wring its neck. It will then find that it has something better to do. It's the way to walk through the bird sanctuary with the least hassle.
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china bot posted:http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-04-17/news/ct-met-kayak-swan-death-20120417_1_swans-raymond-hensley-complex-retention-pond I don't understand the project. What good does it do to use swans to keep geese away? Swans are even larger rear end in a top hat birbs.
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Flyball posted:make it think you are going to wring its neck Flyball posted:It's the way to walk through the bird sanctuary 
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't understand the project. What good does it do to use swans to keep geese away? Swans are even larger rear end in a top hat birbs. When the swans get out of control, we'll release some sort of bird eating gorilla.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't understand the project. What good does it do to use swans to keep geese away? Swans are even larger rear end in a top hat birbs.
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Slime posted:When the swans get out of control, we'll release some sort of bird eating gorilla. Then in the winter they just freeze to death. A plan as elegant as it is simple.
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Canned Panda posted:This really pisses me off... Pretty sure this is just a cover for selling designer crack pipes
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Literally Esoteric posted:Watch this literal superhuman use his invulnerability to stop a goose with his bear hands: Just want to point out the good dog in the video.
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Gum posted:Pretty sure this is just a cover for selling designer crack pipes* *Introducing the CRIPEtm $89 MSRV a kitten has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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Literally Esoteric posted:Watch this literal superhuman use his invulnerability to stop a goose with his bear hands: Getting all internet tough guy about how you could totally kick a bird's rear end isn't really any more impressive than running away while screaming.
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La Brea Carpet posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-sqiTfHI0 is the answer "shove it up your rear end and kill yourself"?
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I feel like fighting a goose is the one time having Hanzo steel would come in handy. I bet it's super easy to decapitate a goose.
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Geese are afraid of umbellas. I uses to carry one around with me at work after being attacked. Open one of those in the goose's face and they flee.
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Choco1980 posted:Geese are stubborn and mean. Punching won't do poo poo to them. This video right here shows probably about the most passive approach to fighting a goose you can do to them. Grabbing them by the neck like he does is really the only effective fighting technique we primates have against them, and if you're really fighting a mean one that wants to hurt YOU, you probably have to fling it against things when you grab it. And there is no graceful way to swing a goose around by the neck that makes you look like the poor defender. Wonder how hard it would've been to hold that goose's head under water instead of flinging it away. Be an ironic death since geese and swans like to drown animals (like dogs) by luring them into deep water and standing on their heads.
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