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Me: Rest in power, Edie Windsor. Ghost of Edie: gently caress you, no. I went to the Supreme Court over this kind of bull poo poo. Me: Rest in...potato, then. Ghost of Edie: Better. |
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Sep 13, 2017 20:07
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| [pointing one by one at the gravestones in the cemetery] Rest in power. Rest in power. Rest in power. Rest in power. | |
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Sep 13, 2017 20:10
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With a few adjustments and last minute tunings the creation was done. Using a construct combining Tesla's high frequency, low current and extremely high voltage generating technology and Van De Graaff's static electricity generator the Mad Scientist would merely flip the switch, charge the Machine and send tremedous amounts of high frequency high voltage and high voltage static electricity throughout the graves in the cemetary. At last, they would Rest in Power. Shortly, the ground began to rumble, a bit chaotically at first, until finally, it settled into a smooth, steady rumble. A smile crossed his face. They were spinning in their graves... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 13, 2017 20:43
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Goodbye Uncle Ted, I'll miss you. *leans over casket and whispers* RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE |
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Sep 13, 2017 23:45
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whaddya mean "rest in power", I'm not even dea- *hurrk!*
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Sep 13, 2017 23:50
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dead person: please don't say 'rest in power' I'm sick of it me: gently caress yuo!! |
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Sep 14, 2017 03:08
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at Gram's funeral, you gotta get down on one knee, go super saiyan, and punch her freshly packed grave earth while screaming "REST IN POWER!" at her headstone. you gotta do it IT'S THE LAW ---------------- |
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Sep 14, 2017 03:18
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Don't have the funeral on a solstice, though, because then the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior will appear before you in his 80s costume, crotch bulging in his tightie trunks, and he'll get right up in your face (brief lip contact), hold his pointed finger aloft and aimed at you, and roughly and gruffly proclaim: "Queerin' don't make the world work." And then the whole funeral will become quiet and the atmosphere will become really awkward. And that point, you might as well have just defecated on Gram's grave. You might as well have made your Gram rest in poop. ---------------- |
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Sep 14, 2017 03:28
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*at an open casket funeral, mourners trying to understand why the deceased is covered in all purpose flour* "There was a mix up at the reading of the will..." |
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Sep 14, 2017 03:28
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vanisher posted:*at an open casket funeral, mourners trying to understand why the deceased is covered in all purpose flour* Also, why is the deceased some kind of pest in a rower? ---------------- |
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Sep 14, 2017 03:29
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Here lies Goku Rest in Power 69-420 AD ---------------- |
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Sep 14, 2017 05:08
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Resting in peace is a tradition that is steeped in time, obscured by the mists of the Ages and as ancient as recorded history itself. But this was not so, for the Pharoahs of Egypt. The Pharoahs knew that the secret to immortality lie not in merely resting in peace. HA! Peace? In the Afterlife, there was much to do! The Pharoahs of old rested in mausoleums constructed from the labors of the subjugated, servants of their Master's will- and built to channel the energies of the Heavens above, into the mortal remains that lie in state below. The Pharoahs knew how to channel this energy through the mystical shape of the pyramids so the greatest of all amongst the Pharoahs of old would always rest... in POWER! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 14, 2017 05:22
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Rest in Power, Cassini
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 15, 2017 12:59
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they do have to do what I say because I am a necromancer op |
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Sep 17, 2017 06:55
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*A man in his 20s and his Mother are sitting in the hearse on the way to a funeral* Son: "Hey Mom, why are we turning here? Isn't the funeral home the other way?" Mom: "Yes dear." Son: "I know I haven't been back for a few years but didn't this road only lead to the nuclear plant?" Mom: "It still does. Look, towards the end, I dunno if it was the illness or what but your Dad had some pretty wild ideas and his friends who worked at the nuclear plant didn't exactly help matters." Son: "So the burial?..." Mom: "You'll see" *Later, in the glow of the reactor room, wearing full hazmat gear* Son: "But... wh.. why?....how can they do this? How is this legal?!" |
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Sep 17, 2017 16:06
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rock out with your organs out hang out with your wang decaying netflix and kill(ed)* *only use if they were murdered. otherwise, this is considered bad taste. ----- |
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