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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Why would a white girl be sitting in her porche at 3AM listening to loud music?

Cocaine, probably.

He was an undercover agent from the CIA

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Burt Sexual posted:

He was an undercover agent from the CIA

And the judge was protecting the drug runners

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

myDad posted:

And the judge was protecting the drug runners

Wait I thought the CIA was the one who got shot?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*goons* good golly! what's that female doing out of her kitchen quarters that late at night?!

*cool guys* having a good time

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

^ old nerds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5LWhqYRZgI

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yeah, anything: coke, crack, meth, maybe even bath salts. Or just good old alcohol and diet pills.

The real question is is she trying to get more coke or something to put her down for the night? Probably both.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Peace de Bundy posted:

*goons* good golly! what's that female doing out of her kitchen quarters that late at night?!

*cool guys* having a good time

You can call her Lady Godiva

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

This wouldn't have happened if she had been accompanied by a man

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*man politely asks his girlfriend to stop playing music so loudly, she does not comply, he is forced to gun down both her and the hobo and then himself, the chris benoit story*

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

poverty goat posted:

Her dad the lawyer claims she fired two warning shots in self defense with her eyes closed and hit him by accident

String her up, every retard who even saw a gun knows not to do poo poo like that.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

poverty goat posted:

Her dad the lawyer claims she fired two warning shots in self defense with her eyes closed and hit him by accident

Honestly, if I was him I'd be glad to be rid of her, too.

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

when you think about it daddy's money and life of affluence is like a prison

Blahsmack fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Sep 14, 2017

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Too bad they couldn't fix her eye when they were attaching new tits.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
the judge is rob schneider and she is sentenced to pay for surgery where he gets her fake boobs, no one enjoys it but something similar is done again a year later

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015

a hole-y ghost posted:

Because of the loosey goosey nature of her face it was a little difficult to tell where to split but here's a visual aid


I think we've found the Quackenbush side of the family.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

QuackenBerg

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Bob NewSCART posted:

Oh great oxballs came in and ruined the thread talking about unironically shooting hobos lol

It's ok. I'm sure he'd just manage to shoot himself instead.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
The patriarchy must be shot on sight

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I bet the music she was blasting was her own

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yeah, anything: coke, crack, meth, maybe even bath salts. Or just good old alcohol and diet pills.

I think we have a winner

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



coke is diet pills for rich white girls

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

eonwe posted:

Mia khalifa has fallen on hard times I see

Leave wiz khalifas wife out of this

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:

Because of the loosey goosey nature of her face it was a little difficult to tell where to split but here's a visual aid


1. yes
2. yes

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Xenophanes posted:

I think we've found the Quackenbush side of the family.

someone photoshop on a duck bill pls

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
How are warning shots in an urban or suburban area ok? Warning shots don't travel through walls or ceilings?

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I don't think they are okay but local laws probably vary wildly.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Seriously, if you parked your car and some hobo said "EXcuse ME but could you move? SOME of us are TRYING to sleep!" and then when you told him to gently caress off he got all in your face?

If he touched me I would put two in his head without batting an eye

Yeah but you're a goddamn idiot

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


So can we stop dogpiling on conservative women who just happen to be more attractive than Hillary (LOST). We don't have all the facts yet we don't know what the "homeless" man said to her so can we all just calm down until we hear her side of the story!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

My Man Shran posted:

So can we stop dogpiling on conservative women who just happen to be more attractive than Hillary (LOST). We don't have all the facts yet we don't know what the "homeless" man said to her so can we all just calm down until we hear her side of the story!!

He was a white male and deserved death

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

COMRADES posted:

I don't think they are okay but local laws probably vary wildly.

Much like her shooting. Guns are really bad for personal protection.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Bob NewSCART posted:

*male judge* mama Mia! woaah! Big boooobosss

:boobeer:

NigelsPoppet
Jul 22, 2015
25,000$ bond for Attempted Murder?

Wow, it really must be nice to be a white woman

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

poverty goat posted:

Her dad the lawyer claims she fired two warning shots in self defense with her eyes closed and hit him by accident

She looks like she would have to close her eyes to hit him on purpose.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
"Jesse Quackenbush told BuzzFeed News that his daughter "acted with more prudence than any police officer in America would.""

Really hosed up that I can't disagree with him.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

^^^ :respek:

Tricky D posted:

She looks like she would have to close her eyes to hit him on purpose.

OK this one got me.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Slugworth posted:

"Jesse Quackenbush told BuzzFeed News that his daughter "acted with more prudence than any police officer in America would.""

Really hosed up that I can't disagree with him.

Ouch.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

My Man Shran posted:

So can we stop dogpiling on conservative women who just happen to be more attractive than Hillary (LOST). We don't have all the facts yet we don't know what the "homeless" man said to her so can we all just calm down until we hear her side of the story!!

they hate her cuz they will never be able to get a sexy strong woman like her

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Slugworth posted:

"Jesse Quackenbush told BuzzFeed News that his daughter "acted with more prudence than any police officer in America would.""

Really hosed up that I can't disagree with him.

in fact she showed restraint by not reloading

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think it was entirely sexist that she shot him. :mrapig:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

THANKS OBAMA

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half coke half diet
Feb 3, 2006
I fight for all those men who have their nuts in a vice grip
I didnt realize Outlaw Country Singers named their fake tits Warning and Shot

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