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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Kaliber posted:

I didn't write his. His old platoon leadership did it. The e7 who loved him to death gave him an AAM or something. Hell, I don't even think it was me that handed him his award. But I know he got one because he never asked for a memo of lateness when he was clearing. Apparently you can't even PCS/ETS without an award or a memo stating why you didn't get one.

What the gently caress? This dude gets one and I get a letter stating I was too fat to get one?

MODS!?

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I thought ETS awards were optional.

(I did leave active in 93)

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I never got one, or even put in for one as far as I knew. The only award I wanted at that point was my DD-214.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pretty much all my awards are impact awards. I got 1 for PCS.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
At the very least it was the rule at Benning a few years back.

There was some fuckery with it though, I don't think I officially had it because battalion or troop or whatever it was takes forever and I got my "get the gently caress out broke dick" orders with 4 weeks before I was supposed to start terminal leave. But there was something something something and it ended up on my DD214.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I told them to mail me my ets award and I gave them the wrong address to mail it to.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Like I said before, it doesn't matter now and I'm sure I could write my congressman blah blah blah. I wasn't even offered it, and that kinda disrespect was stupid. Especially because I had 3 impact awards (2 AAM and 1 ARCOM) for kicking rear end but as soon as I couldn't do PT I was a piece of poo poo. More importantly I was a piece of poo poo who couldn't do crossfit and said it was going to hurt someone. It's easy to zero the worth of something if you have it. Won't happen if you don't. That goddamn carrot.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I didn't get poo poo when I got med retired, except a pension.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

bulletsponge13 posted:

I didn't get poo poo when I got med retired, except a pension.

This is my silver lining. This is why I shut up. Not to you.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
Mustang JRTC is going to be exceptionally worse

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I'm surprised the Army doesn't have a brigade-sized mountain training center to complete the trifecta of terrible terrain.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

PTA is pretty lovely. On a mountain/volcano. Not exactly mountaineering though.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

In fact I and everyone I know would rather do a month or more at NTC than do the two weeks at PTA.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

psydude posted:

I'm surprised the Army doesn't have a brigade-sized mountain training center to complete the trifecta of terrible terrain.

When are we going go get ourselves into a land war involving mountainous terrain?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Next week, when we invade Italy.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

16 years ago next month.

psydude fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Sep 14, 2017

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

psydude posted:

16 years ago next month.

Holy gently caress how has it been that long?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Speaking of NTC, no fatalities yet, but they have flipped over three strykers so far.

Also, this

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Recruiters looking for volunteers to station at JRTC and NTC are Emailing. Did you know NTC is right by Vegas and JRTC is basically in New Orleans?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Only 3 short hours from Vegas!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

mlmp08 posted:

Recruiters looking for volunteers to station at JRTC and NTC are Emailing. Did you know NTC is right by Vegas and JRTC is basically in New Orleans?

YOU CAN HELP TRAIN THE GREATEST FIGHTING FORCE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE THAT IS SO NOBLE HOOAH????

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
I like offending the people who work at Fort Irwin by talking about how much it sucks. "At least you don't have to live here!"

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

redneck nazgul posted:

When are we going go get ourselves into a land war involving mountainous terrain?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I got offered 25D with a direct promotion to six if I stay.

Nope.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Battlefield commission or bust.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Vahakyla posted:

Battlefield commission or bust.

Overrated.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Wasabi the J posted:

I got offered 25D with a direct promotion to six if I stay.

Nope.

How long of a commitment did they want? E6 is the lowest slot available so it's a given.

My unit has been trying to sell 25D as the promised land to help retention but at 14 weeks I really can't imagine the training being that useful. Also "go to 25S school/BLC(when funding permits), wait for a slot to open, wait two years as E5, do ALC (and funding) then apply for 25D" is a laughable plan.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cyks posted:

How long of a commitment did they want? E6 is the lowest slot available so it's a given.

My unit has been trying to sell 25D as the promised land to help retention but at 14 weeks I really can't imagine the training being that useful. Also "go to 25S school/BLC(when funding permits), wait for a slot to open, wait two years as E5, do ALC (and funding) then apply for 25D" is a laughable plan.

I'm already a 25S and I want my legal weed. gently caress the army.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I thought 35q was the cool kids club anyway.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
25D seems to be offering fat stacks for NCOs too, if they aren't allergic to three more years. (Leik me)

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Pretty much the whole of 14, 25, and 35 series are on the front page of goarmy.com and offering both enlistment and reclass bonuses.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

mlmp08 posted:

Pretty much the whole of 14, 25, and 35 series are on the front page of goarmy.com and offering both enlistment and reclass bonuses.

Not over twelve years in service they're not. And they hosed me on my reenlistment bonus anyway, so nah.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Wasabi the J posted:

I'm already a 25S and I want my legal weed. gently caress the army.

Was also a 25S.

Are they still doing that crazy test to get into 25D? We had guys scoring like 50 out of 800 and were told it was a good score....

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
That Bragg thing was a SF demo class. 4 dead so far.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Syrian Lannister posted:

That Bragg thing was a SF demo class. 4 dead so far.

gently caress.

Wasabi the J posted:

Not over twelve years in service they're not. And they hosed me on my reenlistment bonus anyway, so nah.

Yeah, YMMV. But I watched a couple different schoolhouses suddenly fill to the brim with transition NCOs/E-4s when infantry slots dried up but comms/cyber, air defense, and some intel/FA slots stayed the same or expanded.

Paradise Lost
Feb 11, 2003

kill your enemy, drink his wine, and take his women

psydude posted:

I'm surprised the Army doesn't have a brigade-sized mountain training center to complete the trifecta of terrible terrain.

My BN spent two weeks at Dahlonega before going to AFG. It worked for company level stuff, and was plenty miserable. Could probably be expanded.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

I was opfor for a little over a year there. Pretty scenery, but I wouldn't want to go back and visit. Very much the epitome of a one Walmart town.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
should've stayed in for summa dat e6 pay

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Cyber Network Defender is a dumb MOS title. Why not Network Security Specialist or something.

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

mlmp08 posted:

gently caress.


Current events thread has an article posted about it.

Looked like a homemade explosives class

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