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StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?

doingitwrong posted:

Welcome to the Star Citizen Photo Contest. I draw your attention to image 15/98
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/13309-Citizen-Gallery-Photo-Contest-Entries

Most of those I can write off as just nerds being nerds, something I can be easily accosted for doing too.

But drat, #15 is really creepy. Yet there are two people on that page who are all over that poo poo. But yes, someone really did take that photo, throw it up somewhere, and thought it was perfectly okay.

The one with the dude dropping the deuce is just weird. I can see how some aspects it could be funny, like if it had some kind of comedic spin to it (potty humor is really low brow but it can still work). But the way he took it, it just comes off really loving weird. It's too authentic.

StarbloodKiss fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Sep 15, 2017

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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Ursine Catastrophe posted:



slideshow/Satan.png

Oh yeah, they amateurishly photoshopped it to look like they were taking dump in their chariot.

Goosfraba
Feb 26, 2016

Please, kill me.

StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?

Goosfraba posted:

Please, kill me.



EXACTLY. Like, I didn't want to point it out, but the DUDE TOTALLY TUCKED IT IN.

At first I thought it was a diaper for some reason, but no, he totally tucked his junk. gently caress. I just hoped my eyes were deceiving me, but clearly they are not.

When you link to those photos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEs9KUQ4qo

StarbloodKiss fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Sep 15, 2017

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Goosfraba posted:

Please, kill me.



I mean, the moment you finished this edit you're already dead inside, not sure what more we can do.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
so if the 45k refund was fake (it probably wasn't) how come CIG can only say 'it totally was a fake' and not, say, post proof that they only transferred however much in refund

seems like that'd close the issue imo

EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

The implications offered in the absence of pants are too dark. Please PS some pants low on the mans legs.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Milky Moor posted:

so if the 45k refund was fake (it probably wasn't) how come CIG can only say 'it totally was a fake' and not, say, post proof that they only transferred however much in refund

seems like that'd close the issue imo

Because they gain nothing from it; the issue is already "closed" because the established company has said "No, that didn't happen" and the person who posted the story mysteriously deleted their reddit account. Until something happens to prove that the person was not lying, the story is "Someone made up some poo poo about CIG, CIG refuted it, the end."

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

D_Smart posted:

Yeah well we're still investigating, even though it had nothing to do with Goons. He was on our Discord earlier today, and we've figured out his Twitter, forum, RSI account handles. I also have his email address.

By morning, I will know what he had for dinner.

Double-down doxxing-Derek dares defy directions disposed [by admins].

Hey, btw - you started with "we" and ended with "I." Please be consistent.

Welcome back, though. Glad you weathered the storms.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
http://i.imgur.com/daT4EeM.gifv

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015







Fandred MAD. Fandred no like MEAN BEET.

Also fuckin lol I got power and internet again and it's time to SHITPOST

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

D_Smart posted:

Yeah well we're still investigating, even though it had nothing to do with Goons. He was on our Discord earlier today, and we've figured out his Twitter, forum, RSI account handles. I also have his email address.

By morning, I will know what he had for dinner.

You're creepy. Don't doxx on SA. Just don't loving do it. If you think you're a goon, then play by goon rules.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
Time to stop all this Star Citizen talk and get back to what the thread is about : Pumpkin Spice Pizza!

quote:

Villa Italian Kitchen announced that it will begin serving pumpkin spice pizza on Friday to mark the first day of fall.

“We are excited to celebrate the official kickoff of fall with the launch of the Pumpkin Spice Pizza,” Mimi Wunderlich, Director of Communications and Digital Marketing Strategy for Villa Italian Kitchen said. “There’s no denying that everyone loves pizza, so combining our hit Neapolitan Cheese Slice with the delicious fall flavors of pumpkin spice just made sense. We are confident that this seasonal twist on our beloved cheese pizza will be a hit with all of our pumpkin spice loving guests this fall.’”

The company says the new pizza flavor will be available at nearly all of its 230 locations, including the store located at 5900 Sugarloaf Parkway at Sugarlof Mills in Lawrenceville. The company said it is “jumping on the bandwagon” of all things pumpkin spice.

According to a press release, each Pumpkin Spice Pizza is made with Villa Italian Kitchen’s hand-stretched, homemade dough and includes pumpkin pie filling, loaded with spicy notes of nutmeg, clove and cinnamon. Additional dollops of pumpkin pie filling are added on top of the cheese “for the perfect marriage of a classic cheese pizza and everyone’s favorite fall flavor.”

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

That reminds me. I need to make some pumpkin spice tacos, with a little yogurt to carry the flavor.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

HycoCam posted:

Time to stop all this Star Citizen talk and get back to what the thread is about : Pumpkin Spice Pizza!

Christ... who the gently caress... what in the name of loving (insert deity here)...

Why the gently caress would some idiot ruin a pizza with fuckibg pumpkin and clove. gently caress this, non-pinapple and pineapple people need to band together and ion cannon this poo poo hard.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

grimcreaper posted:

Christ... who the gently caress... what in the name of loving (insert deity here)...

Why the gently caress would some idiot ruin a pizza with fuckibg pumpkin and clove. gently caress this, non-pinapple and pineapple people need to band together and ion cannon this poo poo hard.

The North Korean nukes can't get here fast enough....

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

TheAgent posted:

holy gently caress redchris18 is going to cum so loving hard to love pledge

and hate himself for it

lol

I mean I will too tbh

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

big nipples big life posted:

Dork Trspacey is on the case.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Let's be honest, we're goons, on some level we all hate ourselves. :smith:

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!



thats a good dog

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

I know everyone else has said it but I want to add to the pile that don't care if the refund was fake or not. I'm just lol'ing all night at the fact that this is literally the news cycle about Star Citizen now- "I got a refund!" "Nuh-uh!". There is absolutely nothing else of interest going on with this years-late, tens of millions of dollars overbudget piece of garbage and everybody inside and outside the company knows it. Meanwhile ED is over there putting out its' fourth content patch for the current expansion.

I also really like the thought that Chris Roberts, master of the international coding firm, is kind of obsessed with this thread.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


also now i really want a burger

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

HycoCam posted:

The North Korean nukes can't get here fast enough....

Im betting that the missiles are actually filled with pumpkin spice pizza with 100% real mozzerella and tomato sauce...

Ugh.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

doingitwrong posted:

ALSO: They released a series of continuously charming and informative backer update videos using only a handheld camera and some light editing that outclasses SC's dead-eyed studio lit community access show.

Good point. Sven over at Larian is probably a better actor, too.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mr.Tophat posted:

Please leave feedback, this extension was made by a friend of mine. Or don't, it's your life.

Anyone here play Divinity 2? I'm considering buying it because you can be a skeleton in this game. Gunna test it before I buy it though, see if it's my thing. Just curious if any goons here would be interested in co-oping this thing.

I wish Larian had a better naming scheme, though. There's already a Divinity 2 game that they released years ago. They even had to put a notice on the old game's Steam store site that it was not the new game, as people started buying the old game when the new game entered Early Access.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Awesome! posted:

do we have any examples of shoes she has designed?


Also, the clownshoes op that is CIG's marketing.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

SelenicMartian posted:



Also, the clownshoes op that is CIG's marketing.

totally a half in costume clown/mime.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Bofast posted:

I wish Larian had a better naming scheme, though. There's already a Divinity 2 game that they released years ago. They even had to put a notice on the old game's Steam store site that it was not the new game, as people started buying the old game when the new game entered Early Access.

Wait. The same studio released a game of the same name in the past? The *same* studio? Gosh. That's daft.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

Mr.Tophat posted:

Wait. The same studio released a game of the same name in the past? The *same* studio? Gosh. That's daft.

Yeah, all but one of their titles has "DIVINITY" in it. Confusing as gently caress as most of them just look like taglines.

DIVINE DIVINITY
BEYOND DIVINITY
DIVINITY II
DIVINITY DRAGON COMMANDER
DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN
DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN 2

e; oh and

Monkey Tales Games

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Hobold posted:

Yeah, all but one of their titles has "DIVINITY" in it. Confusing as gently caress as most of them just look like taglines.

DIVINITY
DIVINE DIVINITY
BEYOND DIVINITY
DIVINITY II
DIVINITY DRAGON COMMANDER
DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN
DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN 2

e; oh and

Monkey Tales Games

That's absolute loving madness. That's like using watercolours to paint your billboard.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice
Typing that list out, I'm now completely sick of the word DIVINITY and think it looks stupid and wrong as gently caress.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

HycoCam posted:

Tried the Chili for the Chili God recipe at the end of football season last year. Learned a few cool techniques--but got to say my regular recipe is better. The heat just wasn't there either... (some lady's complained it was too hot--but I like mine you can't stop eating hot.)

What's your regular recipe?

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

That was a joke. Jeez, get a grip.

Geez you're a loving moron

Edit: You have neither a filter nor an off switch. Nothing about what you ever post suggests you have any sense of humor at all until you own yourself spectacularly, and then it's just enough of an attempt at being funny to deflect. If your goal is truly to stop this scam of a game in its tracks, the last thing you need to be doing is discouraging people from bringing to light things that would be conducive to that goal.

Variable 5 fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Sep 15, 2017

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

SelenicMartian posted:



Also, the clownshoes op that is CIG's marketing.

Wait, is there a market for mime tickle porn?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


:garyfish:

Mangoose
Dec 11, 2007

Come out with your pants down!

TheAgent posted:

WE HAVE TO TO TO MAKE THIS REFUND CASCADE MORTY, WE HAVE TO DO IT AND AND AND THATS GOING TO BE IT MORTY, THAT'S WHAT WE NEED, BEDCAUSE THAT'S WHAT DEREK SMART NEEDS, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW MORTY, A VIRAL VERSION OF HIM HAS INFECTED MY ANUS

I, I, I READ HIS BLOG MORTY, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE READ HIS loving BLOG BUT THERE WAS A TWEET AND A LINK AND BEFORE I KNEW IT MORTY I WAS READING HIS BLOG AND DEREK SMART CLAWED HIS WAY INTO MY rear end in a top hat, MORTY

HE NEEDS THIS, THIS, THIS CASCADE TO HAPPEN OTHERWISE HIS VIRAL DICK WILL HARDBLOG DEEP INTO MY INNER BOWELS AND I'LL poo poo OUT 10,000 WORD BLOG POSTS AND RANDOM TWEETS UNTIL I DIE, MORTY

THIS THIS THIS IS loving HAPPENING, JUST SHUT UP AND POST A FAKE REFUND REQUEST ON REDDIT AND GET THIS STARTED

gently caress, I love it when you channel your inner Rick. I want you to write an episode of Rick and Morty.

:five: ::perfect: :five:

Wait, ARE you a writer on Rick and Morty? Is this why you are rich?

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

Must-fix issues reduced by 50 through a combination of bugfixing and scope reduction for the Evocati release.




"So as we talked about last week, we've tightened the focus of our first test plan for the Evocati, which will be traversing and experiencing the expanse of the new universe and all that entails. Then, while we're getting larger test support, we'll continue to polish and bugfix more features, push them out for more testing and so on and so forth, until release." -- Eric Kieron Davis

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004



Big decrease due to hiding the bugs and pretending they don't exist. Gotta get something out by the hard deadline of Citizencon.

:gary:

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Warhawk109
Mar 13, 2017
I'm sure the refunds have nothing to do with it.

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