Palpek posted:

hello

Jedit posted:

Checks out.

hip check please posted:

I'm into cock hero videos. They are fan made porn compilations that have "beat meters" similar to the note highways in the old guitar hero games. You jerk your work to the beat as it speeds up, slows down and changes patterns through out the video. They are designed for edging and the aim is to last to the end of the video. The longest one I have clocked so far is an hour and half.

woozy pawsies posted:

someobe finally found a way to make jacking off enjoyable: adding video games to it.

EmmyOk posted:

That thread is such an incredible honey pot

Syd Midnight posted:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Are you running a search for the word "pastry" so you can appear like the candy man or Derek smart when it's mentioned?

Imagine the legend: "if you post about pastry three times on the Internet it will appear.... coming to a cinema near you this summer is a tale you'll never forget, he is...... some kind of small pastry idk what that is actually"

frankenfreak posted:

It's amazing to see how this thread never stops creating material for itself.

EmmyOk posted:

I think about this every day

CzarChasm posted:

Link?

Syd Midnight posted:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Are you running a search for the word "pastry" so you can appear like the candy man or Derek smart when it's mentioned?

Imagine the legend: "if you post about pastry three times on the Internet it will appear.... coming to a cinema near you this summer is a tale you'll never forget, he is...... some kind of small pastry idk what that is actually"

Syd Midnight posted:

Page 8 of this honeypot

Cubone posted:

me (thinking): heh. it's amazing how easy it is to get goons to overshare. even after all the years of helldumping all it takes is one question about something they don't normally get to talk about.

me (posting): HOMEWRECKING STRAIGHT BOYS. ALSO I LIKE WHEN THE BOTTOM IS EMBARRASSED TO BE GOOD AT BOTTOMING AND I LIKE WHEN T gently caress ON PUBLIc

Pastry of the Year posted:

hi

Pick posted:

Was it your wife? Did she leave you? Did you crush her spirit? What did she say that finally revealed to you that her love for you was gone?

Was it your girlfriend? Did she try to help you? Did you fail to become the man she hoped that you could be?

Is it a teacher who had faith in you? Did it turn out that actually you really are stupid, and you really are just trouble?

Was it some lady who came to you professionally for help and who you failed to help due to your own laziness or incompetence? Did she survive?

Was it your mother? Do you feel the disappointment in her voice when she speaks to you? Does she hold out some hope for you? Does that make it harder?

Harakiri Potter posted:

Probably my grandmother. She wanted me to be a rabbi. She was still hopeful that'd I'd take that path before she died, at least she told me. When I became a farmer instead, she wrote some letters to my mom, who is also gone now, that pretty much was an indictment of me as a disappointment. That our family were only farmers because there was nothing else for us during the hard times in the old country, and that my true calling was to leyn. I would of course, sing to her, and her friends, because I loved that woman. And I probably shouldn't have read the letters that weren't intended for me. But yeah, everyone is gone now and I'm the last of my family and sometimes, I think how much life would have been different had I not read through that box of letters.

Because it really depressed the poo poo out of me. I don't feel lonely as much as I would just kill to hear one word from anyone, my father, my mother, my grandmother. I pay my mother's wireless fee just so I can hear that voice on her answering message and have done so for a very long time. I was out the other day and decided to let a badger live because I was having a bad day, called my mom's phone and decided that I should just take the rest of the day and not kill anything.

I hope I'm not done disappointing women, though. Because apparently, I'm really good at it.

Whiz Palace posted:

I wonder if the Hegel namecheck was based on something that actually happened or if it just seemed like something he'd do.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Thread title: Which woman did you disappoint most in life, and how?



I'm choosing to believe that this is morbid humor.

fruit on the bottom posted:

This is guy with the crazy butthole greedo ex. I think life has worn him down

lemon-lyme disease posted:

I've seen this referenced yet remain ignorant of the source material.

fruit on the bottom posted:

fruit on the bottom posted:

I quoted a bunch of them earlier, and of course you can follow them to original thread itself

Yobgoblin posted:

some of these quotes see so long i get bored reading them and skip to the next one lol

Rufio posted:

My brother died during our play through of D:OS 1 and I couldn't bring myself to finish it. I'm ready for a fresh start

Madcosby posted:

You start with rez scrolls

naem posted:

My goodness, my dear, how dost I love thee? Like a gentle spring rain, like a meadow dew dappled in the sun; like a daffodil, or a milky bob, YAY verily like the TWO of your bobb upon which I shall falp. I shall shove my rear end in a top hat within your rear end in a top hat; I shall inbox your plumpy navel. Our marriage shall be a thing of beauty upon the morrow. Ok rape you later

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

One of the more peculiar facets of my journey through addiction is the joy I've taken in becoming welcome in the hood, not as 'white boy' but as 'my man [given name].'

vaginal facsimile posted:

One of the biggest joys of being a heroin addict is everyone treating me like a black person. Another big joy is being on heroin.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Thread title: Which woman did you disappoint most in life, and how?



I'm choosing to believe that this is morbid humor.

Trabisnikof posted:

Can't give the homeless housing, it doesn't solve the healthcare issues. Can't give them healthcare, no address to mail the outrageous bill. Not so simple as you socialists might think.

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

sorry mordy but as a self described leftist your fate is to be engaged in fruitless discourse on the internet, forever

COMRADES posted:

I have no keyboard and I must post

bring back old gbs posted:

that eastern promises fight scene is how i picture the inside of steamworks

Millow posted:

Steamworks has a suck-ramp though

Moist von Lipwig posted:

slurp-ramp

Lobok posted:

Is a slurp-ramp like a booze luge? Or a traversable incline connecting two levels where you can get a beej?

shadow puppet of a posted:

Amazing that the booze luge was the one I'd never heard of before and my first reaction was "that's unhygienic"

MA-Horus posted:

can someone please explain what a slurp ramp is

I don't know if I really want to know but I need to know

Improbable Lobster posted:

slurp ramp
A raised platform with holes allows men to give or receive fellatio anonymously. Found in a dark room with minimal lighting in establishments catering to "kinky sex."

shadow puppet of a posted:

I envision that it looks more like this.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Maybe it's a headfirst slide

Pivo posted:

maybe

Improbable Lobster posted:

I still think it's a slide of some sort

shadow puppet of a posted:

It seems that Pivo is the most knowledge about about slurp ramps in here. He had several of the dimensions correct, no handles, no drains, no slides, no actual ramps.

shadow puppet of a posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

bc u p dum xd hth

My Lovely Horse posted:

That doesn't seem like a setup that enables anonymity.

HerStuddMuffin posted:

So it's a gloryhole for people who are too proud for kneeling and don't intend to gently caress then? Doesn't seem like an improvement at all.

My Lovely Horse posted:

No, it's a blowing glory hole.

e: I mean look at it, you'd have to be like 12 feet tall.

mandatory lesbian posted:

from now on edc means exotic dildo container to me and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise

Screaming Idiot posted:

But enough about your mom.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Watching the video that North Korea released of their latest Hwasong-12 launch, I thought it was nice that they've colour-coded the exhaust clouds the international standard orange-brown of HOLY gently caress DO NOT BREATHE THIS IN



Wikipedia says the fuel is

quote:

Hypergolic combination of unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (UDMH) as fuel, and either Dinitrogen tetroxide (N2O4) or red fuming nitric acid (RFNA) as oxidizer

Given that combination, anyone want to figure out what fun stuff you'd find in the exhaust plume?

Wasabi the J posted:

Orange juche.

dudeness posted:

My [19 F] Gf will only accept Disneyland as a bday present when I [26 M] already took her and I don't want to go again

quote:

Hey R/relationships, I'm in a bind and want to turn to this page for advice.

So here's what happened. My gf pushed me to take her to Disneyland throughout all of the relationship, probably starting from the first date. I decided to buy the ticket after a bit of a fight (I'm definitely a workaholic) and took her in February.

We had a great time. I loved going with her but I told her it was a special thing and I don't always have time and money to do this.

Later that week she asked me to take her again immediately citing that her friends were all going. Me being my workaholic self, I admitted I did not want to go again this year and said I couldn't afford to go and also couldn't spare the time because I'm in the middle of making my own business. I told her she could go with them and it'd be okay. In fact she went with them in January and all I asked was for her to text me telling me how she liked it cause she never went before. It's come up again that her friends want to go and I always tell her she can go with them if she wants I just don't want to go again cause I took her and tbh I really just don't want to go. No matter what people say the lines are TERRIBLE in the summer.

We've been having fights over me not wanting to go for now two months off and on. One time it got really bad and she enlisted her friend to fight me because I kept saying no. I really don't want to go...

So another thing is that I'm jewish and next week is her birthday and passover. I told her in January or February that it was unlikely I was going to be able to hang out with her because of the holiday. She's not jewish, and tbh I'm not much a good jew either. It rarely comes up but my family is more traditional and they do expect me to keep holidays. Also, I want to keep them too. Also, I figured it'd be okay to celebrate her birthday late because she didn't come down for my birthday in January and only recently got me a gift this week. I'm not mad at all she got me what I wanted and I try not to get mad like that.

After planning some part of her gifts for her birthday, today she told me that she only wants Disneyland and will reject my other gifts that I want to get her because I won't be with her on her bday. She said that if I liked her I needed to take her again and that she would be okay if I said no she'd find someone else to take her. I tried saying that I'd take her elsewhere and do other cute things but it was to no avail. When I kept saying no she began whining and then she hung up on me immediately which made me super mad. Guys, is there a way I can fix this? I like her but I really just don't want to go to Disneyland. I also literally can't be there for her bday...

What can I do to fix this?

tl;dr I took gf to disneyland in February, making it clear that that was special and the only time we're going. She tells me that if I miss her birthday I have to take her again but I don't want to.

La Brea Carpet posted:

She's loving goofy. Sever.