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Olive Garden tonight! posted:someone who thinks 'japanese' is spelled 'japenis' someone who thinks that a Jabroni is a Japanese brony
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Sep 18, 2017 23:34
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| Googled penis porn to prove to my wife porn with penises in it exists | |
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Sep 19, 2017 00:09
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Putty posted:Googled penis porn to prove to my wife porn with penises in it exists turns out you were wrong and there isn't 
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Sep 19, 2017 00:11
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guy Fieri except he swears and uses vulgarities a lot. "HOLY poo poo THIS IS MONEY RIGHT HERE YOU loving GANGSTER. IT'S SERIOUSLY LIKE YOUR FOOD DICK IS ROCKING THE poo poo OUT OF MY MOUTH PUSSY! BALLIN!" I feel like there's thread potential there
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Sep 19, 2017 03:06
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Starman Super DX posted:guy Fieri except he swears and uses vulgarities a lot. he couldn't even cook the eggs right
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Sep 19, 2017 08:24
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ONE WAY TIKCET TO FLAVOR gently caress took this lovely egg, fried the ever living gently caress out of it, now we're cooking with sweet rear end tasty fieri style beeyatch |
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Sep 19, 2017 13:43
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A thread where we make ironic animated gif text owns of eachother (I think this might be too provocative for BYOB) |
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Sep 19, 2017 18:36
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Twenty Four posted:he couldn't even cook the eggs right who cares how crappy he is at cooking he dresses and acts like he's constantly stuck in a time warp from 2005 and shouts outdated slang about how good food is. it's hilarious vanisher posted:A thread where we make ironic animated gif text owns of eachother ironic complinsult gifs
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Sep 19, 2017 18:46
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Starman Super DX posted:who cares how crappy he is at cooking he dresses and acts like he's constantly stuck in a time warp from 2005 and shouts outdated slang about how good food is. it's hilarious A bunch of people from SA cared, back in the day. http://www.somethingawful.com/search/?q=smash+mouth&t=0&c=0&a=0&y=0&p=1 smash mouth eat the eggs it was funny, then kinda not, then more funny, then meh as guy fieri was bad at cooking eggs. but mostly funny!
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Sep 19, 2017 18:55
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oh yeah I know about this and it is very funny to me. I was just reiterating what makes him an amusing cartoon character I mostly just enjoy the smug @fart article and him goonishly standing off to the side as all three of them were brutally self-owned
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Sep 19, 2017 18:58
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Guy Fieri: Wear the business casual
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Sep 19, 2017 19:07
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actually, here's something that could be a fun thread and this thread seems like the place to gauge interest Whose Post is it Anyway? The OP plays the host and picks the first couple posters to join in on a series of comedy related challenges a la Whose Line is it Anyway Games could include taking an single image and making it funny Three headed poster (players have to tell a story/write song lyrics one or a couple words at a time) Whose Line (other posters send random lines via PM, are given to posters in a scenario) etc.
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Sep 19, 2017 19:18
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:someone who thinks 'japanese' is spelled 'japenis' engrish that sounds completely unrelated to what it's supposed to be talking about : "The important thing in producing power with fertility is not to be particular about one exact point but to have the superfluous flesh like an amoeba surrounding it. Not to make it inorganic, but to appeal to the needs of the body. This is my task when I compose computer music." ---------------- |
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Sep 19, 2017 22:35
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Starman Super DX posted:actually, here's something that could be a fun thread and this thread seems like the place to gauge interest this is a good idea imo |
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Sep 19, 2017 22:45
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I think it can work but I think the game 'Whose Line' specifically wouldn't work very well in text |
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Sep 19, 2017 22:47
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:I think it can work but I think the game 'Whose Line' specifically wouldn't work very well in text idk I think it works if you focus less on the improvisational aspect and more on just finding a way to make a line that fits a scenario in a comedic way. I'm gonna take some time to come up with some scenarios/games/images that I could use to make this happen. If anyone else likes the concept feel free to send me any ideas you may have.
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Sep 19, 2017 23:11
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Sep 20, 2017 05:59
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A badass mob/gang boss who adopts a speak-softly-and-carry-a-big-stick demeanor, and communicates by glowering at people and making threatening hand gestures ...but in actuality, he's a tourist who accidentally kills the former boss and falls into a mistaken identity scenario--he can't understand the gang's native language and only speaks a few broken words |
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Sep 20, 2017 15:03
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Jingoism filtered entirely through bad personal choices I've worn these polyester slacks for forty years and you'll peel them from my clammy, dead buttocks. Real Americans celebrate rap rock instead of making GBS threads all over our country's musical heritage. Do I part my hair directly in the middle of my skull? YES, because I LOVE Canada. Etc. |
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Sep 20, 2017 18:56
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people who get really excited about celery a garden full of heirloom varieties artisanal locally sourced biodynamic celery
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Sep 20, 2017 19:15
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Manifisto posted:people who get really excited about celery this but with lard |
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Sep 20, 2017 21:41
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sebmojo posted:this but with lard a reeses peanut butter cup type moment involving these two products https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7oD_oX-Gio
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Sep 20, 2017 22:00
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SciFiDownBeat posted:A badass mob/gang boss who adopts a speak-softly-and-carry-a-big-stick demeanor, and communicates by glowering at people and making threatening hand gestures Mr Bean and the Bloods ---------------- |
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Sep 20, 2017 22:44
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| Toy Story 5 documents the lives of Buzz and Woody after they realize their batteries will eventually corrode. Their last moments will be choking on acid foam as their glass eyes fog over. | |
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Sep 21, 2017 02:34
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Putty posted:Toy Story 5 documents the lives of Buzz and Woody after they realize their batteries will eventually corrode. Their last moments will be choking on acid foam as their glass eyes fog over. a toy story like movie in which the toys are awful - totally unsympathetic, they all have the worst character traits of humanity in terms of being snarky, deceitful, exploitative, lazy, gluttonous, opportunistic, passive aggressive, what have you. in the end they are all destroyed or thrown in the trash and the audience is relieved and happy they are gone.
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Sep 21, 2017 03:06
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Manifisto posted:a toy story like movie in which the toys are awful - totally unsympathetic, they all have the worst character traits of humanity in terms of being snarky, deceitful, exploitative, lazy, gluttonous, opportunistic, passive aggressive, what have you. in the end they are all destroyed or thrown in the trash and the audience is relieved and happy they are gone. the taking tree |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:07
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Manifisto posted:a toy story like movie in which the toys are awful - totally unsympathetic, they all have the worst character traits of humanity in terms of being snarky, deceitful, exploitative, lazy, gluttonous, opportunistic, passive aggressive, what have you. in the end they are all destroyed or thrown in the trash and the audience is relieved and happy they are gone. The toys come to life, but they're not really living. Roboman talks a big game, but he's not gonna leave this podunk bedroom and we all know it. The Sun Also Rises, but with Barbie and Ken. Choking Hazard: The Untold Story of The KungFu Grip ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 21, 2017 |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:21
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the megabloks movie |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:27
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:The Sun Also Rises, but with Barbie and Ken. yes I think it is important for children playing with dolls to consider the possibility that the male doll's dick doesn't work |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:28
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Manifisto posted:yes I think it is important for children playing with dolls to consider the possibility that the male doll's dick doesn't work Hey I was just developing your theme  But seriously though how do living toys reproduce? Their life cycle is horrifying.
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Sep 21, 2017 03:31
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Hey I was just developing your theme no I thought it was funny, sorry that didn't come across |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:34
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:the megabloks movie Straight to VHS and Toshiba HD-DVD |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:38
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Manifisto posted:yes I think it is important for children playing with dolls to consider the possibility that the male doll's dick doesn't work plastic viagra ---------------- |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:43
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canyoneer posted:Straight to VHS and Toshiba HD-DVD featuring the song "everything is okay, but not as good as I wanted" |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:45
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One slot car racer to another, "I don't know, man, I just feel like we're in a rut. We're going around in circles every day, but we never get anywhere." Other racer, "See that's your problem. You think you're too good for this town...too good for me. I like it here. I fit in here. Why can't that be enough?" |
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Sep 21, 2017 03:48
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:the megabloks movie Attack the Bloks |
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Sep 21, 2017 11:48
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| descriptions of people that somebody wants you to recognise but the descriptions are of things that are weird and abstract and/or not immediately apparent at sight | |
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Sep 21, 2017 12:22
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Sep 21, 2017 12:26
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okay tacolover489, I think it's time we met. shall we say next tuesday at the starbucks on 48th? I'll be sitting at the room's feng shui focal point and my clothes will match my root chakra. the coffee in my cup will be fair trade ethiopian, with a shot of hazelnut syrup haha! |
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