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The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

This guy has an english channel called BlueHands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUOtljCAiuo

He has another channel as well.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/Hzw34ek.gifv

What a good boy!

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/6FYo9oh.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/nsfuKJU.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/YzRonP6.gifv

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCdn0zg6NDM


https://i.imgur.com/07WnkBN.gifv

Me irl

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Welp, just found this years halloween costume. Now where can i find 2 dead ducks

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

veedubfreak posted:

Welp, just found this years halloween costume. Now where can i find 2 dead ducks

Under my bed

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Somfin posted:

God killed a dude for not spunking inside his brother's wife when they were bangin'

That means no jackin' it

I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension.

The reason God was pissed at Onan was because Onan's brother died childless, and it was a tradition/good deed/commandment/whatever that, in that situation, you should marry your brother's widow and have kids with her. That's because they count as your brother's kids, so that he gets to fulfill the commandment to "be fruitful and multiply", so he gets brownie points with God. Like, the whole entire point of Onan marrying his brother's widow was to have kids with her, for the sake of his brother, and he deliberately spooged elsewhere because they wouldn't count as his.

That's a really, really specific context, extrapolated from there to "no jackin' it", which is just bullshit.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Hyperlynx posted:

I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension.

The reason God was pissed at Onan was because Onan's brother died childless, and it was a tradition/good deed/commandment/whatever that, in that situation, you should marry your brother's widow and have kids with her. That's because they count as your brother's kids, so that he gets to fulfill the commandment to "be fruitful and multiply", so he gets brownie points with God. Like, the whole entire point of Onan marrying his brother's widow was to have kids with her, for the sake of his brother, and he deliberately spooged elsewhere because they wouldn't count as his.

That's a really, really specific context, extrapolated from there to "no jackin' it", which is just bullshit.

Lol at taking anything the Bible says at face value.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Hyperlynx posted:

I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension.

Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law

Also yeah, once you learn just how specific some of Paul's writings were and what a complete dick he was, the fact that tiny portions of Galatians and 1 Corinthians or whatever got turned into full on religious dogma is just sickening.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Somfin posted:

Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law

Also yeah, once you learn just how specific some of Paul's writings were and what a complete dick he was, the fact that tiny portions of Galatians and 1 Corinthians or whatever got turned into full on religious dogma is just sickening.

Religion: Not even once.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Somfin posted:

Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law

Also yeah, once you learn just how specific some of Paul's writings were and what a complete dick he was, the fact that tiny portions of Galatians and 1 Corinthians or whatever got turned into full on religious dogma is just sickening.

No, let's. I'm a Jew, and at school they trotted out the story of Onan to explain why not to masturbate. I did ask "don't you think it had more to do with specifically being told to fulfil a mitzvah on behalf of his brother than just wasting his seed?" and got a flat "nope" in response.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Hm, some guy named Paul wrote some garbage in a book once. Better follow it religiously rofl

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Somfin posted:

Let's not extend that to the Judeo end of the spectrum all that fast, those guys are pretty good at working out the exact meanings of words when it comes to what counts for the purposes of religious law

Also yeah, once you learn just how specific some of Paul's writings were and what a complete dick he was, the fact that tiny portions of Galatians and 1 Corinthians or whatever got turned into full on religious dogma is just sickening.

i mean they were so good at it that they could out rules-lawyer god

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/352329/jewish/The-Walls-of-the-Study-Hall.htm

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



https://i.imgur.com/S4sOb0t.gifv

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Hyperlynx posted:

No, let's. I'm a Jew, and at school they trotted out the story of Onan to explain why not to masturbate. I did ask "don't you think it had more to do with specifically being told to fulfil a mitzvah on behalf of his brother than just wasting his seed?" and got a flat "nope" in response.

Idk your denomination but as a (Conservative) Jew I was always told masturbation isnt wrong. Gross maybe but...

Edit: pic unrelated https://i.imgur.com/uYX9OIM.gifv

RagnarokAngel has a new favorite as of 12:25 on Sep 19, 2017

BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe

Hyperlynx posted:

I've always been annoyed about this, because it shows that Judeo-Christian religious authorities are poo poo at reading comprehension.

The reason God was pissed at Onan was because Onan's brother died childless, and it was a tradition/good deed/commandment/whatever that, in that situation, you should marry your brother's widow and have kids with her. That's because they count as your brother's kids, so that he gets to fulfill the commandment to "be fruitful and multiply", so he gets brownie points with God. Like, the whole entire point of Onan marrying his brother's widow was to have kids with her, for the sake of his brother, and he deliberately spooged elsewhere because they wouldn't count as his.

That's a really, really specific context, extrapolated from there to "no jackin' it", which is just bullshit.

Also this practice isn't really a judeo-Christian specific thing. It was just generally a good idea in the olden days because:

A. It maintained marriage ties and agreements (if it was for political, economical reasons)
B. A single woman was generally in a vulnerable position because back in olden times pretty much everyone got married no matter what. You survived by having a family work together to take care of things. So having a widow or widower remarried ASAP and maintain ties with the original family was the goal.
C. "Be fruitful and multiply" was drat important advice because it was your offspring that take care of you as you get older. No 401ks here. And society speaking higher numbers in general protect you from bad neighbors.

BloodyScab has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Sep 19, 2017

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

BloodyScab posted:

Also this practice isn't really a judeo-Christian specific thing. It was just generally a good idea in the olden days because:

A. It maintained marriage ties and agreements (if it was for political, economical reasons)
B. A single woman was generally in a vulnerable position because back in olden times pretty much everyone got married no matter what. You survived by having a family work together to take care of things. So having a widow or widower remarried ASAP and maintain ties with the original family was the goal.
C. "Be fruitful and multiply" was drat important advice because it was your offspring that take care of you as you get older. No 401ks here. And society speaking higher numbers in general protect you from bad neighbors.
And also C2) High infant/child mortality meant you had to have a lot of kids just to make sure a few of them survived long enough to have kids themselves.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Man, I don't know if there's anything on earth happier than a dog with a job

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ElGroucho posted:

Man, I don't know if there's anything on earth happier than a dog with a job

A dog with a job that gets paid in belly scratches and beef ribs.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



ElGroucho posted:

Man, I don't know if there's anything on earth happier than a dog with a job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-YAtP7Nlhc

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



From last nights MNF thread

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Crossposting from the weird headlines thread:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://i.imgur.com/pCNKeHY.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/P2CSnxl.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


I did wonder what she was saying.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://i.imgur.com/8Ok2wQm.mp4

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

When the beat takes you over

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

When you really have to poop, but you're saving it until you hook up with Eva later.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Mein Unkampfy chair

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
It's not cool to make fun of autists :mad:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
You think that's funny?

He killed himself after being attacked both professionally and personally by millions of people from around the world.

Still laughing?

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

MizPiz posted:

You think that's funny?

He killed himself after being attacked both professionally and personally by millions of people from around the world.

Still laughing?

Well I am now.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Geep my balls

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


2017:

https://i.imgur.com/dT7A2Xa.gifv

SplitSoul has a new favorite as of 18:13 on Sep 22, 2017

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

It's not cool to make fun of autists :mad:

He never actually became an autist, he didn't even make it into aut school

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Sub-Actuality posted:

He never actually became an autist, he didn't even make it into aut school

:discourse:

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
Does Hitler dance to every song? Someone make this happen.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

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