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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

learnincurve posted:

I just imagined myself living in that house and that town. You got the shops just round the corner, including a quilting shop (quilting is my jam) a big school a short walk away and lots of countryside. 23 degree weather as well which looks pretty good from where I'm sitting right now. If I won the lottery I'd totally buy that house.

Quilt shop is rural Kansas, hope you like civil war.

That house is stunning, but it has the same problem for me as all the mid century modern houses people keep posting. It'd be hard to change anything in a house that feels like a time capsule, and I don't want to live with rosebud wallpaper.

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iamacyborg
Jan 10, 2011
Spent some time in Cadiz earlier in the year and now I'm lusting after my own Andalucian Palacio.

Definitely a fixer upper but so much potential.











Shame it's over €1.6 mil...

Southern Heel
Jul 2, 2004

As mentioned I've got a small 9' x 9' garden office that I can consider purely my own, so as most of the rest of the house will be a happy compromise with my wife, I'm thinking of decking it out in a very old school masculine way, i.e. dark wood, leather, etc. Somewhere between these:


In addition to looking nice, this has to form a functional part of the house - I need space to work and write, and storage for general knick-knacks that don't fit in the garage like books, and I'll need a heater in there, and it's looking like I can fit this but it definitely has a pokey feel to it (added an armchair I already own)


I'm at a loss as to whether this works ergonomically and/or what else I should be considering. I'd like to organise this myself, but if I could have some general pointers that would be very helpful!

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Think about sunlight fading the books, wind blowing on paper, etc.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Farrow and ball sighted. 10 points.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Consider having the bookcase above/around the armchair rather than separate, or a pair of corner units. Please also consider the humidity, I'm not sure about your definition of garden office but I wouldn't keep nice books anywhere they could get damp.

Southern Heel
Jul 2, 2004

cakesmith handyman posted:

Consider having the bookcase above/around the armchair rather than separate, or a pair of corner units. Please also consider the humidity, I'm not sure about your definition of garden office but I wouldn't keep nice books anywhere they could get damp.

That's a fair point two smaller bookcases would definitely make it less monolithic - I assume with decent enough ventilation that I'll be OK - the roof is new felt and the current owner has been storing books inside without any musty smell or anything. I amconsidering how I could work a full size monitor into the equation without being a massive feature, and not on the wall with the clockface (that will have full sun all afternoon/eve).

peanut posted:

Think about sunlight fading the books, wind blowing on paper, etc.

Path of the sun should be straight up the corner where the sofa is presently, suggestion to split the bookcase in half notwithstanding - my collection isn't particularly valuable, however.

learnincurve posted:

Farrow and ball sighted. 10 points.

That was a rabbit hole I was not prepared for :) I can't find that particular pattern, do you know which it is off the top of your head?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I really don't see why there could not be a book nook inside the house. An outside office I can understand but not a reading shed.

My parents have converted a spare room into a reading room with a nice leather sofa that turns into a bed, guests have no say in the matter because they don't live there.

Poor people don't really care what people think, posh people will look at your tie and not care what you think, middle classes; "!!!!! But What if people judge me on my home furnishings!!"

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Southern Heel posted:

That was a rabbit hole I was not prepared for :) I can't find that particular pattern, do you know which it is off the top of your head?

It's the paint in the first picture. People love it or hate it. Water based, needs many many coats, scuffs up if you look at it. *but* you can't colour match farrow and ball, the pigment they use has a rich quality, whereby it slightly changes colour depending on the light. Fabulous stuff but bought by people who hire painters because sod that for a lark.

Southern Heel
Jul 2, 2004

True, it's also a home office for me - so will have wifi, a place for my monitor, etc. - not just a library (infact, 99% of the books I own are either audiobooks or ebooks).

I'm not really worried about other people's views of having a workspace somewhere else in my house (the only two spots available are a corner in the dining room, or the end of the breakfast room) but for my own sanity I really dislike clutter and barnacle-like work areas in other rooms.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Imo, you need at least one deer head with some nice antlers. In the least for company, for making witty comments to because it's silly to say them to yourself, and for placing a jaunty hat on.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Sometimes retrofitting bathrooms into old mansions provides an opportunity for creativity.

Bathroom #1



Bathroom #2 (TWO STORIES)



Master Bath with triple showerhead action


Rest of the house is also really nicely done.
Anyone know what these things by the entry are? There's no opening to the outside so they aren't milk or mail doors.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I love bathrooms with lots of natural light. That two-level one is great.

Looking at redone houses, especially 19th century multi-family converted to single with a master suite carved out of multiple rooms, you really get an appreciation for natural light in a bathroom.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I adore multi-level stuff but there's always that nagging ghost of ADA compliance in the back of my head going "oooooooh what if you are on crutches or a wheelchaiiiirrrr better get used to a toilet chaaaiiirr"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The bannister between toilet and sink gives me pause, I admit.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Suspect Bucket posted:

I adore multi-level stuff but there's always that nagging ghost of ADA compliance in the back of my head going "oooooooh what if you are on crutches or a wheelchaiiiirrrr better get used to a toilet chaaaiiirr"

Same, but I look at my aging parents. Stairs are the bane of the aged, and oddly I'm not getting younger with each passing year.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Subjunctive posted:

The bannister between toilet and sink gives me pause, I admit.

Only because I can't poo poo in one while throwing up in the other.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Subjunctive posted:

The bannister between toilet and sink gives me pause, I admit.

Just wash your hands in the tub :downs:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

But that's the bidet.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Suspect Bucket posted:

I adore multi-level stuff but there's always that nagging ghost of ADA compliance in the back of my head going "oooooooh what if you are on crutches or a wheelchaiiiirrrr better get used to a toilet chaaaiiirr"

There are 3 1/2 other bathrooms in that house including one downstairs so this can just be the formal toilet that is kept covered in plastic and only used on Christmas and Easter.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Subjunctive posted:

But that's the bidet.

Hmm. Then deuce in one sink and wash in the other? That bathroom is actually a pretty strong candidate for one of those back-of-toilet sinks for hand washing. Leave the vanity up top for getting ready in the morning or whatever.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
My nan, the eternal optimist, started old ladying her house when she was 60. Hand rails up to the front door, ramp up to the back door, moved stuff like the water and gas stop cocks up to hip height, walk in bath and so on and so forth. Logic was that she thought that when she was really an old lady that it would all be too much bother and disruption. She's 90 now and it turns out she was right.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


When I bought my house every power socket was at stomach height.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

learnincurve posted:

My nan, the eternal optimist, started old ladying her house when she was 60. Hand rails up to the front door, ramp up to the back door, moved stuff like the water and gas stop cocks up to hip height, walk in bath and so on and so forth. Logic was that she thought that when she was really an old lady that it would all be too much bother and disruption. She's 90 now and it turns out she was right.

My parents are in their early 60s and JUST renovated like half their house a couple years ago and didn't do any of that stuff. Missed opportunity there.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Make a game of it. Practice peeing off of higher and higher steps with perfect aim, until someday you're able to do it straight off the balcony.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

learnincurve posted:

My nan, the eternal optimist, started old ladying her house when she was 60. Hand rails up to the front door, ramp up to the back door, moved stuff like the water and gas stop cocks up to hip height, walk in bath and so on and so forth. Logic was that she thought that when she was really an old lady that it would all be too much bother and disruption. She's 90 now and it turns out she was right.

Pro nan move. It's also good if you're as accident prone as I am. I end up on crutches every other year it seems, very annoying.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Suspect Bucket posted:

Pro nan move. It's also good if you're as accident prone as I am. I end up on crutches every other year it seems, very annoying.

i was at the bus stop and met the old lady who used to live in my house (her son owned it, she moved to a smaller more accessible place.) talked about the house a bit and whatnot, I asked her something about the upstairs bedroom. "oh, I'm not good with stairs, I never actually went upstairs."

explains why the loving spare room door latch was mounted backwards when i moved in

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
my phone resolution isn't good, so there's a good chance i'm missing something, but like, that's not real wood right? cause having that in a bathroom seems weird as heck

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Why would that be weird? Looks varnished.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

mandatory lesbian posted:

my phone resolution isn't good, so there's a good chance i'm missing something, but like, that's not real wood right? cause having that in a bathroom seems weird as heck

My bathroom has wood floors. It's common with very old renovated houses where they've turned other rooms into bathrooms. This house like most Victorian mansions originally just had a powder room downstairs and a single upstairs bathroom - the three humongous bathrooms I posted are clearly retrofits of a bedroom, servant's corridor and sewing room/alcove, respectively. Usually architects don't pull up 19th-century hardwood floors if they're in good shape.


I found the most Staten Island house of all time.







yep this is definitely a mobster's house

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


I've spent the last ten minutes pacing in my new mini lawyer foyer and despite getting a small extension specifically so I can fit decent pitch normal stairs, I'm seriously considering putting in a spiral instead to keep the openness.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


I'm a terrible person - I see all that parquet and would want to play floor hockey down there like it's middle school gym class

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Well, there it is, the single most unwelcoming, uncomfortable-looking room I've ever seen.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


It's like th owner took their inspiration from Pimpzilla (or vise-versa)

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Powered Descent posted:

Well, there it is, the single most unwelcoming, uncomfortable-looking room I've ever seen.

That's what happens when you hire a 7 year old girl to be your decorator. :shrug:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Youth Decay posted:

yep this is definitely a mobster's house

No lie, I just sent the Zillow link to a friend of mine and the first thing she asked me was "I wonder which of the 5 families it belongs to?"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Does that bathroom have two tubs? And what the gently caress is with all the ornamental bullshit on that tub edge

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Does that bathroom have two tubs? And what the gently caress is with all the ornamental bullshit on that tub edge

One to gently caress in and one to soak in a bath post-gently caress.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I'm not sure you can bath or gently caress in this one. 6 knobs, 2 handheld spritzers, 2 faucets. How do you even get in and out without killing yourself? Trip over a knob on your way out and you're going right down those slipper tile stairs.

Oh. Ohhhhh. Is this a plausible deniability murder tub?

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