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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Seeing him on Alex Jones and then going back to listen to Zeitgeist is pretty eye opening about how crazy he actually is.

Yeah it's hard to say exactly how nutty he was back in the day but nowadays he comes off less like 'eccentric famous person' and more like 'seriously mentally ill'

Prokhor Zakharov fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Sep 27, 2017

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

They don't need bleachers, they are expecting 500 people. All they need is floor seating.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


oh my god the section b seating is the worst

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


i'm pretty sure that seating is arranged in such a way as to make high school gyms look good.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


seriously what the gently caress is that section B :stare:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Section B is a work of art

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DJExile posted:

seriously what the gently caress is that section B :stare:

I thought you guys were kidding but God drat.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
At least section B will likely be able to see something interesting

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Front row seats for the epic announcer feuds

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

elf help book posted:

Front row seats for the epic announcer feuds

It's not even the announcers

That table is by the entrance

That's the time keeper lol

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Eh. It's stupid to have floor seating behind the production equipment but let's be honest - nobody is going to be sitting there.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Know your audience

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Glad it's still TNA.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I'm pretty bad at conceptualizing stuff that floor layout so I fully expected to have no idea what you all were going nuts over.
Then I saw the floor layout and holy poo poo even I understood.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Mel Mudkiper posted:

At least section B will likely be able to see something interesting

Do those seats come with a shuttle bus to a better wrestling show?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Do those seats come with a shuttle bus to a better wrestling show?

No but they might see the legendary TNA ogre

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
I honestly wonder if, when they can't fill the bleachers, they'll move people from the more expensive seats to the bleachers so it looks better, thus screwing people out of 'better' seats.

Then I realized nobody will buy those seats anyways.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Sky Shadowing posted:

I honestly wonder if, when they can't fill the bleachers, they'll move people from the more expensive seats to the bleachers so it looks better, thus screwing people out of 'better' seats.

Then I realized nobody will buy those seats anyways.

They'll figure it out. You may be surprised to hear this but TNA has a lot of practice at dealing with basically no fans showing up to events.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

ChrisBTY posted:

I'm pretty bad at conceptualizing stuff that floor layout so I fully expected to have no idea what you all were going nuts over.
Then I saw the floor layout and holy poo poo even I understood.

Hahaha same. Seriously. :stare:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

lol

added to OP

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Know your audience



Between matches the roster will sit in Section B

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




DJExile posted:

seriously what the gently caress is that section B :stare:

What is the offset black block in front of section B? Does one of the announcers need a timeout?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

exploded mummy posted:

lol

added to OP

Hahaha, nice.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Sono posted:

What is the offset black block in front of section B? Does one of the announcers need a timeout?

I think someone said earlier that's timekeeper.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
They still haven't announced how much this will cost

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


sbaldrick posted:

They still haven't announced how much this will cost

likely because they already know they're gonna have to paper the the gently caress out of it

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

sbaldrick posted:

They still haven't announced how much this will cost

They're hoping that no one will notice when it's quietly cancelled

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

sbaldrick posted:

They still haven't announced how much this will cost

Because each ticket comes with a share of the company to help spread out the losses.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

sbaldrick posted:

They still haven't announced how much this will cost

bleachers are $15

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

exploded mummy posted:

bleachers are $15

poo poo that's a good price to rent a set of bleachers for the show

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Eh, not so much when you find out that floor layout is actual size

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
lol

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/913555077029273600

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RobbieEImpact/status/913794190932369409

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The worst part of that is just outside the frame of the picture is a TV and he's being forced to watch Impact.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I guess that this forum has left me behind, and pictures of stadiums are funny now?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I guess that this forum has left me behind, and pictures of stadiums are funny now?

it would be that section B is facing the bleachers instead of the ring

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

gently caress, I love this terrible company.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/SoDuTw/status/913800577611595776

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol cost cutting

They have no talent left and no possibility at making money running live shows. How are they going to cut costs further without it ending up with impact being some youtuber filming matches using action figures in his bedroom? What can they possibly cut at this point? Commentary? Production crew? Cut the camera people and film everything on Borash's drones?

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:colbert: : "We're not paying someone to turn the chairs in Section B in the right direction."

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