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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Outrail posted:

WTF? No buzz and it causes temporary dementia? What's the loving point of taking this poo poo? :psyduck:

Complete ego death sounds like a trip to me, man. One that I obviously wouldn't be present for, but coming off it sounds like an interesting experience. Maybe it'd count as a good night's sleep for once.

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the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
didn't one of them buy a bunch of live snakes at some point

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Don't know if that's better or worse than buying a bunch of dead snakes.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't know if that's better or worse than buying a bunch of dead snakes.

It depends on what you're using them for. Dead snakes are apparently delicious, if they're fresh and you cook 'em right.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't know if that's better or worse than buying a bunch of dead snakes.

Live is worse because someone has to take care of those snakes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Improbable Lobster posted:

Live is worse because someone has to take care of those snakes

Why did it have to be snakes?!

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't know if that's better or worse than buying a bunch of dead snakes.

For boots. Killer boots man.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Improbable Lobster posted:

Live is worse because someone has to take care of those snakes
yeah it's this. if you've got live snakes then you're going to have go out and buy something for them to eat. they eat mice

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
or rabbits, depending on their size

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Just feed them the racist mice. Problem solved.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Can't leave snakes hungry

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Guy Mann posted:

TCC is three addicts standing in a circle, each of them looking at the other two and thinking "thank god I'm not some junkie like those guys".

And there's a guy ripping a bong a few feet away trying his absolute best to ignore the junkies.

(The weed threads are great and not terrifying)

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

There's a boot in my snake :ohdear:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

And there's a guy ripping a bong a few feet away trying his absolute best to ignore the junkies.

(The weed threads are great and not terrifying)

Four Bong Rips In Search of an Exit

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

I don't think I'll ever stop laughing at arm reduction wrt TCC

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

dunno why we gotta keep goin' back to the past for sick TCC lols when you can go to the latest pages and see a guy compare heroin users to rape victims

wait that's not funny that's ghoulish and horrible

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Crocoswine posted:

dunno why we gotta keep goin' back to the past for sick TCC lols when you can go to the latest pages and see a guy compare heroin users to rape victims

wait that's not funny that's ghoulish and horrible

nice quote m8

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Hazzard posted:

I lost my virginity last night and have a few questions.

When we were 69ing I ended up constantly smelling poo poo from his arse. Should I just make sure we both shower before we have sex next time? I couldn't do it for very long, the smell was so bad.

After the first round of sex, I found out he was poly. Telling a friend this, he felt like that was something dishonest, since the guy I slept with had a boyfriend up north. Is that something you people agree with? I'm not really sure.

They're a trans man, so pregnancy is a concern, but after it turned out I wasn't coming (I've been death gripping my cock and I'm correcting this now) we took the condom off. Should I get myself checked for STIs?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

pregnancy from pre-cum is possible, as well

I mean statistically the chance you have an sti is very low but...maybe don't try to reason about what birth control to use or not use in the heat of the moment, even if that means you don't get to have sex.

Showering together before sex is fun.

I don't really wanna touch the poly nonsense so all I'll say is "it depends".

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the 69ing poo poo sniffer presses down on the pedal bin to throw the condom away and jeffrey of yospos' head pokes out like the guy from quantum leap to warn him about the probability of getting his boyfriend pregnant with weak cum

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

the old ceremony posted:

yeah it's this. if you've got live snakes then you're going to have go out and buy something for them to eat. they eat mice
On the upside most snakes only eat once a week or so.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
mods namechange to 69ing poo poo sniffer

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

J. to tha POS, over an elegant glass of wine to his PlentyOfCoders date: Precum can actually knock a bitch up for the win. Shits crazy I know but I saw it on tv. Mythbusters btw

yeah actually they will posted:

Even without full ejaculation, it is possible to become entirely pregnant simply by smelling a gay man's rear end

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

You know, I've had a lot of lovely sexual experiences, but at least my first one was really good.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Mine was awkward as gently caress but at least there was no poo poo involved.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Those are some Asp-Kicking Boots.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I was too poo poo scared to get it all the way up. Anxiety ruins everything.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Charles Bukowski posted:

I was too poo poo scared to get it all the way up. Anxiety ruins everything.

let's not start a just-the-tip derail eh

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So you want reasons not to take phenazepam recreationally? Check that thread man it's got some hell clown poo poo. It's got russian ambulance drivers knocking belligerent patients out with it to steal their poo poo, spiking the gallon whiskey bottle when the bartender wasn't looking causing hell to spill forth... Pretty sure there's dudes making GBS threads from merry-go-rounds in there too.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


CommonShore posted:

I wonder if religious people out there have their own version of IOSM, where they post poo poo like this:

Religious Social Media Prankster posted:


CHRISTMAS IS COMING! TELL ST. NICK WHAT PRESENTS YOU WANT!
And then they screenshot and post :smugdog: "Haha those idiots that's St. Athanasius of Alexandria haha"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I don't get it, it says it's Athanasius right on the icon.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
check your moon rune privilege

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Sexual Aluminum posted:

It is by meth alone I set my life in motion. It is by the juice of Big Rusty that eyes acquire ink, the cheeks acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by meth alone I set my life in motion.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Scratch without rhythm and you won't attract the spider.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Keru posted:

Scratch without rhythm and you won't attract the spider.

pro tip: get hosed up on meth and become a space guild navigator

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Keru posted:

Scratch without rhythm and you won't attract the spider.

teach me the weirdo way of combat

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
the slow pipe penetrates the lips

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Powaqoatse posted:

pro tip: get hosed up on meth and become a space guild navigator

You take the starting point, a destination, and erase the distance between them. This checks out.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Tell me about the meth dens of your homeland, Cletus.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wormsign but instead of the desert sand, its your skin :|

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Paul Meth'Dealer

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