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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Wheat Loaf posted:

Bias in news reporting isn't worth getting bent out of shape about because it's impossible to report without bias.

The entirety of your nation's printed news being in the hands of a few powerful men who use it to push a political narrative of racism and poor-bashing that influences elections and referendums is a reasonable thing to get bent out of shape over imo

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

It's impossible to be totally unbiased. That's why I read nothing but the Daily Mail and the Washington Times.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I don't read any of the newspapers. :shrug:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Wheat Loaf posted:

I don't read any of the newspapers. :shrug:

I wish my local newspaper was worth reading. I miss reading the paper.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



AlbieQuirky posted:

Yes, they almost all have facts in them. Huge biases, but mostly facts. Like, there is nothing in US newspapers (since the demise of the Weekly World News) like those "lady in Nigeria curses a bus, snakes crawl out of her vagina" stories.

Yeah those are for american television

hot hypothetical take: british written news being awful & dumb vs american televised news being awful & dumb is a sign of the literacy respective nations. even dumb people can read in britain, but in america it's not worth it to print that poo poo so they save it for tv.

Blackfish
Sep 12, 2007

we have to be prepared to smoke a thousand joints before our quest is complete

Randaconda posted:

:smith:

which i mess, dearly.

stay golden, batboy

he's here and he misses you

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

From the world of professional wrestling: Marty Jannetty Releases Statement Saying He DOES NOT Want To Have Sex With His Daughter

quote:

BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL MEDIA!!! NO SEX WITH DAUGHTERS!!!

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

I would suspect it has more to do with how newspapers are sold than comparative literacy. In America, news is subdivided between "respectable" and "tabloid," where respectable journalism is bought through subscriptions delivered to your door and tabloids are at supermarket checkout lines. Headlines for newspapers, like The Wall Street Journal, are more subdued, more about what the big story is, while The National Enquirer is blasting out crazy nonsense and big promises to get people to buy them. Notably, both are Murdoch-owned publications with terrible content, but the WSJ affects a tone of stable respectability because it doesn't need salacious headlines to move papers. New York is the special exception, because newsstands are still a thing there, and so you have things like the New York Post, which is basically the Daily Mail.

England, presumably, sells more newspapers by the issue, possibly due to population density, better public transit, or cultural inertia, more than by the subscription, so their newspapers rely more on bonkers lunacy to move copies, while American newspapers rely more on creating a stable tone that avoids pissing off subscribers.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Don't for a minute think that there aren't tabloid subscribers.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

words words words, I'm so sick of words!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I'm very thankful the program we use has automated dummy text and will block you from typesetting if you leave it in.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Powaqoatse posted:

Yeah those are for american television

hot hypothetical take: british written news being awful & dumb vs american televised news being awful & dumb is a sign of the literacy respective nations. even dumb people can read in britain, but in america it's not worth it to print that poo poo so they save it for tv.

Well, gently caress, UNESCO doesn't compile literacy data for either the US or the UK, so I guess all takes will remain hypothetical.

On the other hand, Argentina has 99% literacy, and their TV news is like an acid trip.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Police dog fires handgun found during search for assault suspects east of Calgary
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/chestermere-rcmp-dog-discharges-pistol-1.4313103

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Police dog fires handgun found during search for assault suspects east of Calgary
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/chestermere-rcmp-dog-discharges-pistol-1.4313103



Bad dog! (with a gun)

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Zemyla posted:

Bad dog! (with a gun)

We need a good dog (with a gun).

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




UK TV news is less poo poo than print news because it's more heavily regulated. Channel 5 was for many years owned by the same far right porn baron that owns the Daily Express, but Channel 5 news was all celebrity fluff; they never told stdh stories to stir up hatred against immigrants.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Phlegmish posted:

Solution, British homeless people should eat anyone with Sir/Lady in front of their name. Slaughter them humanely using guillotines.
Why leave out the Lords and Dames?

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I loving LOVE HORSES

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

If she keeps falling off of this horse, they'll have a hard time finding an even smaller one.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I didn't even know horse college was a thing

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

jojoinnit posted:

I didn't even know horse college was a thing

There's a college for everything if you can pay.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Miniature horses are the only animal other than dogs that are recognized by the ADA as service animals.

I have yet to see one being used as a Service Animal, but I want to so much just to see everyone else's looks of confusion.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

Why leave out the Lords and Dames?

I don't think Angela Lansbury or Maggie Smith would provide much sustenance.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

The MSJ posted:

She sucks at cursing if the snake crawls out of her vagina.

The snake crawled out and bit her intended victim. Curse successful!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Facebook Aunt posted:

Police dog fires handgun found during search for assault suspects east of Calgary
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/chestermere-rcmp-dog-discharges-pistol-1.4313103



You're a loose cannon, Rover, but you get results.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Henchman of Santa posted:

I'm very thankful the program we use has automated dummy text and will block you from typesetting if you leave it in.

I work for a publisher and last month our graphic artist sent our page designs for our distributor's sales magazine with the prices as $XX.XX. So that was embarrassing.

cnut
May 3, 2016

AlbieQuirky posted:

You're a loose cannon, Rover, but you get results.

lmao

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Semen-contaminated flutes might have been given to children, California school officials warn

Well that's about as bad as it gets.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts


:what:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


"Now watch this drive."

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The couple met in 2007, when Ms. du Pont offered a ride to Mr. Sutherland and a friend, whom Ms. du Pont knew. The Two men had just moored their sailboat and were preparing for a long row back to the dock, whereas she was piloting her family's motorized tender.

:thermidor:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I read that earlier and the comments section is truly incredible. You've got people lambasting the Post because "there's not enough evidence" (everything is alleged or claimed and the story doesn't suggest otherwise). Someone said they ruined this guy's life (the man is unnamed). You have a guy saying this happened because the left breeds contempt(???). Multiple people think this is Russian planted fake news.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

I don't get it. Is the joke that they're rich, those assholes :arghfist: ?

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

GrossMurpel posted:

I don't get it. Is the joke that they're rich, those assholes :arghfist: ?

Sour grape is the official flavor of something awful these days.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

GrossMurpel posted:

I don't get it. Is the joke that they're rich, those assholes :arghfist: ?

Pretty much. The New York Times is semifamous for ridiculously posh wedding announcements that no one actually wants to read.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

bongwizzard posted:

Sour grape is the official flavor of something awful these days.

Also a great source for wine to couple with your slice of fillet des anciens riches.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Screwdriving. Locating and exploiting smart adult toys

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Google's local news aggregator is developing a sense of irony:

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