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Dr. Fetus posted:
How the gently caress is this a Splatfest? One is objectively correct. The other is just a mistake people make and are too lazy to fix. ...also wtf art are people supposed to make for this Splatfest? What an awful theme.
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Thanks for this! Pretty sure they're just trolling Marina fans.
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Sep 30, 2017 06:38
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Can't open that at work, can someone post the english version in the thread?
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Sep 30, 2017 06:40
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Pearl: Yo Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time? Marina: Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it. Pearl: Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT? Marina: What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE! Pearl: OK, here it comes... Marina: *gulp* Pearl: The splatfest theme is... Marina: It's the age-old debate: which way round should the toilet roll hang?! Pearl: Huh? What kind of question is that? There's legit only one right way! Pearl: I mean, who even hangs it behind the roll? Are they TRYING to be awkward? Marina: Uh, excuse me? I think you'll find it looks neater and is far safer, Pearl. Marina: Dangling it front like that is just asking for a cat to unroll it all over the floor. Pearl: ...You think Judd could be bothered to unravel a whole toilet roll? Really? Marina: Maybe not Judd... But what about Li'l Judd? I'm not sure I trust him. Marina: That sweet angelic smile unnerves me. It's always the cute ones, you know... Pearl: Sure, but, uh...have you SEEN Li'l Judd? I bet he couldn't even reach the roll! Marina: Maybe, maybe not. I'm just not willing to take THAT particular risk. Pearl: Fine, fine. Whatever makes you happy. But your raging paranoia aside... Pearl: There's no denying that front-rolling is the most natural choice is all areas. Pearl: When's the last time anyone tried to ink their turf rolling backwards, huh? Pearl: Speaking of, just wait! My team's gonna roller all over yours! Literally! Marina: Uh huh, wanna bet? I know I'm not alone in being right about this! Marina: So folks, hurry on down to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
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Sep 30, 2017 06:41
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The theme should have been wiping standing up or sitting down
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Sep 30, 2017 06:47
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Internet Kraken posted:
Theyre rear end-king for trouble
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Sep 30, 2017 06:50
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I wonder what the theme ink colors will be
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Sep 30, 2017 07:06
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jyrque posted:I wonder what the theme ink colors will be The background colors are always the ink colors during splatfest.
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Sep 30, 2017 07:08
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Kaubocks posted:lmao who the gently caress is gonna pick the back roll im that person who has no actual opinons on anything and picks soley on which color is best. so clearly, im gonna vote pearl for being a pretty pink squiddy.
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Sep 30, 2017 07:09
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They finally made a splatfest just for Goons!
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Sep 30, 2017 07:12
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Cicadas! posted:They finally made a splatfest just for Goons! I didn't know goons wiped. 
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Sep 30, 2017 07:15
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Time to get your rear end ranks in order squids.
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Sep 30, 2017 07:16
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The Manticore posted:The background colors are always the ink colors during splatfest. Oh! Didn't realize this
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Sep 30, 2017 10:43
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For those of you that don't realize, as of right now, this Splatfest is EU only.
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Sep 30, 2017 11:05
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ZeButler posted:For those of you that don't realize, as of right now, this Splatfest is EU only. Ah, so Americans / Aussies don't even see this in Splatnet? If so, we can guess who's getting the Halloween themed Splatfest.
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Sep 30, 2017 11:28
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Rexroom posted:Ah, so Americans / Aussies don't even see this in Splatnet? Have we had mummies v anything yet?
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Sep 30, 2017 11:31
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Kurtofan posted:The theme should have been wiping standing up or sitting down Folders vs bunchers
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Sep 30, 2017 14:26
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Shame Boner posted:Folders vs bunchers bunchers?!
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Sep 30, 2017 14:28
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Kurtofan posted:bunchers?! Wadding up a whole bunch of TP
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Sep 30, 2017 14:30
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Gonna create an EU alt to sabotage the backroll debauchers
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Sep 30, 2017 14:39
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Have they done Trick vs. Treat? I vaguely remember Naughty vs. Nice for splat1
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Sep 30, 2017 15:25
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https://twitter.com/_meles/status/913466441877348353 Why do you keep having to be so wrong, Marina 
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Sep 30, 2017 17:14
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You can't spell front roll without troll. Back roll it is
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Sep 30, 2017 17:14
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Shame Boner posted:Wadding up a whole bunch of TP That cannot be a thing. Also this will truly test if people just vote due to preferring Marina over Pearl or vice versa, because as I'm sure we all agree there is only one right way to do it (front for life). I'd rather have the roll loose and just hanging out in a basket than back.
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Sep 30, 2017 19:45
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https://twitter.com/yokaiying/status/914183688824406017
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Sep 30, 2017 19:47
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Nintendo please
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Sep 30, 2017 20:19
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In Training posted:Nintendo please So you had a very intense and even looking match? Idgi
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Sep 30, 2017 20:22
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I assume he's upset about the guy that had 17 kills and 9 baller specials. I can guess what they were doing the whole match.
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Sep 30, 2017 20:23
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13 ballers in one game...it's so annoying
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Sep 30, 2017 20:28
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The cat example was the first thing I thought of when hearing what this Splatfest choice was. Good to see that the writers are on point
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Sep 30, 2017 20:30
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Sep 30, 2017 20:33
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I dunno why backroll toilet paper can't be hosed with by cats but that just seems like another reason why dogs won the first Splatfest. Cats, like back rolled toilet paper, do not belong in the civilized world.
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Sep 30, 2017 21:23
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Inconclusive: The patent doesn't say if the perspective is from the front or the back view.
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Sep 30, 2017 21:23
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Fuckers I posted that exact thing 10 posts ago
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Sep 30, 2017 22:44
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I believe the correct answer to this debate is and has always been "Just use the goddamn toilet paper and quit being a baby about it, no one cares."  That said, my vote goes to Pearl because I always seem to wind up on the opposite team of Jonas. And that team usually wins.
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Oct 1, 2017 00:23
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Why do they need to kick people out of Salmon Run groups because maps in stuff they're not playing changed. so dumb
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Oct 1, 2017 01:07
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Escobarbarian posted:Why do they need to kick people out of Salmon Run groups because maps in stuff they're not playing changed. so dumb Because they DO change on the same rotation, just not as regularly. It's a clean simple check in the code so it's hard to bug out.
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Oct 1, 2017 02:00
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October's Salmon Run gear is showing up in SplatNet 2, even though the current Salmon Run session will continue to offer September's gear. Spoilered because I don't know how anal people will be about it: Seriously, when the hell is Mr. Grizz going to provide shoes? Also, the original SplatNet will close on the 30th of September, so go make the most of it: https://splatoon.nintendo.net/
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Dear people who love grabbing the Rainmaker, stop taking the same heavily guarded route over and over again, and expecting things to work out differently! If that route is heavily guarded, that means there's an alternate route that you can take because no one is there and you can score points a lot more easily that way! (Unless the map is Inkblot, which pretty much has only one route.) Also, please stop picking it up when we don't have the advantage. The Rainmaker is not your friend. It hates you, and touching it makes you nothing more than a dead man walking, and turns the match into a 3v4 because that thing is that awful at being a weapon.
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