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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

ī'm the one person in the audience, probably a google employee, engaging with the presentation

also amazingly, a demo worse than the mech game during apple event

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Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

please don't gently caress your android phone, just use it to honk off to animes like every other androider

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:17

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

i'll watch this for like 5 min with u op

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:19

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

what the gently caress is a dxo score. why are people clapping for it

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:19

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Millstone posted:

i'll watch this for like 5 min with u op

you got here right in time for some random rear end benchmark wiener measuring

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:19

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lol. i feel like this guy is taking notes from the fresh iphone 7 camera launch

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:20

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Millstone posted:

lol. i feel like this guy is taking notes from the fresh iphone 7 camera launch

all of them did. thoughts and prayers for las vegas, "we dont restrict good features to larger size phone", etc

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:23

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

guy is really struggling to explain Apple Live Photos

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:23

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

all of them did. thoughts and prayers for las vegas, "we dont restrict good features to larger size phone", etc

lmao

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:23

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

yes phones have good cameras now. thank u for this video explaining

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:24

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Millstone posted:

guy is really struggling to explain Apple Live Photos

it was so bad i did apparently miss it at all huh

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:25

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

it was so bad i did apparently miss it at all huh

he's like explaining how the software captures +- 3 secs of video with each photo. #sofresh

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:26

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

its cool that google is using benchmark scores in their keynotes

i missed the bit with their geekbench score how long did they talk about that one

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:27

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

simply dongle your way to a new glorious future

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:29

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

poty posted:

its cool that google is using benchmark scores in their keynotes

i missed the bit with their geekbench score how long did they talk about that one

didnt mention, only dxo of 98, whatever that implies

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:29

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

being less snarky for a sec its cool that they have oled screens given what a tough time apple is having buying enough

then again im not sure how high volume this thing is

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:30

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

dxomark is a weird camera rating system

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:32

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

daydream view looks like a purse from the 60s.

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:33

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

"they're called google pixel buds"
audience laughs

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:33

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

poty posted:

being less snarky for a sec its cool that they have oled screens given what a tough time apple is having buying enough

then again im not sure how high volume this thing is

well, only 6 countries, and its a regular shape oled of uknown manufacturer/generationn

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:33

Insanite: Aug 30, 2005

"They're called Google Pixel buds!"

::disdainful laughter from audience::

efb

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:33

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Millstone posted:

"they're called google pixel buds"
audience laughs

im the awkward silence between upwards buds and laughter

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:34

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

guy seems very nervous this is going to implode

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:34

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

those headphones are cool

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:34

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

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# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:35

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

language thing kinda neat. other poo poo not

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:36

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

these headphones have really awkward swedish

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:36

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

this guy had a touch too much cocaine this morning

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:37

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

also im the translator-headphones for a product that doesnt sell in more than a couple of european countries, and no countries outside europe and north american at all

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:37

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

poty posted:

this guy had a touch too much cocaine this morning

yeah he is akwardly overjoyful in random moments

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:38

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

bodycams aren't just for police anymore

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:39

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

cinci zoo sniper posted:

also im the translator-headphones for a product that doesnt sell in more than a couple of european countries, and no countries outside europe and north american at all

japanese is too beatiful and pure for a computer to master

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:40

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

nah this dude has done some drugs for real

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:41

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

this camera is stymies unrealistic critique of Google Glass made real

# ? Oct 4, 2017 18:42

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Two hundred and forty nine dollars

ThNks dropcam team

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

back to main thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3628375&perpage=40&pagenumber=491#pti18

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