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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Skynet won't need to make millions of hunter killer robots and war for the planet, taking our smart dongs hostage is much more efficient.

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Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

quote:

But now one could drive the Hush’s motor to full speed, and as long as the attacker remains connected over BLE and not the victim, there is no way they can stop the vibrations.

Surely there'll be some thats_my_fetish.jpg at play here.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Can someone explain in one simple sentence why someone would want or need their buttplug to connect to the internet

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Perverts.
Also more specifically: Exhibitionism.

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

Pastry of the Year posted:

Can someone explain in one simple sentence why someone would want or need their buttplug to connect to the internet

quote:

But now one could drive the Hush’s motor to full speed, and as long as the attacker remains connected over BLE and not the victim, there is no way they can stop the vibrations.

It's not a security hole, it's a feature

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The security hole is in the user.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pastry of the Year posted:

Can someone explain in one simple sentence why someone would want or need their buttplug to connect to the internet

So you can control the vibrate function with your phone rather than with buttons connected to the device itself. Or your buddy can control it for you. Even in public, and nobody can tell you're doing it. (unless they hear the buzz)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Can't you read? POTY needs it explained in one. simple. sentence.
A very niche fetish to be sure but I'm not judging.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Can't you read? POTY needs it explained in one. simple. sentence.
A very niche fetish to be sure but I'm not judging.

:negative:

I have brought shame on my family.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Luckily shaming is a fetish for someone in your family, I'm not telling who.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I'm shaming your family remotely through my internet-connected device!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Woman expecting yoga mat, gets $400,000 in illegal drugs in mail instead
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/woman-expecting-yoga-mat-gets-400000-in-illegal-drugs-in-mail-instead/618398335

Either way, she's feeling relaxed.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Duodecimal posted:

It's not a security hole, it's a feature

Specifically it's the kind of security hole found by penetration testers.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How did you get into my vintage porn collection?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-cWYDRDrg0

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

How did you get into my vintage porn collection?

Vintage porn is amusing, when they tried to put a little effort into the plot for some reason.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Killed to death.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

Vintage porn is amusing, when they tried to put a little effort into the plot for some reason.

It's gone full circle where the porn parody movies have better acting, scripts and production values than the movie it is parodying.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Say Nothing posted:

Killed to death.



Killed by Death

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Anti Abortion Congressman Told Woman to Have One

:allears:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

That's uh... Quite a cast! I haven't seen Maggie Smith without Dame appended in forever.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

jojoinnit posted:

That's uh... Quite a cast! I haven't seen Maggie Smith without Dame appended in forever.

Interesting that on the DVD, Peter Falk gets higher billing than both David Niven and Sir Alex Guiness

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



spog posted:

Interesting that on the DVD, Peter Falk gets higher billing than both David Niven and Sir Alex Guiness

That just for the US DVD release. Peter Falk is far more recognizable to an American than most of the others. The actual movie poster is far different.

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

Killed to death.



In his own appartement!

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Killed to death.



I adore the fact that the bottom line, which is usually the more thorough and researched bit, just doubles down on the DIED WHEN HE WAS KILLED insanity

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Wait? This is a real movie? I thought I had imagined it or misremembered a Columbo episode.


edit wrong thread. drat you tabs.

IamnotJoe has a new favorite as of 16:37 on Oct 4, 2017

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

IamnotJoe posted:

Wait? This is a real movie? I thought I had imagined it or misremembered a Columbo episode.

It's a classic. Slightly racist by today's standards.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I should watch Blazing Saddles for the first time since I was a teenage.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

spog posted:

Interesting that on the DVD, Peter Falk gets higher billing than both David Niven and Sir Alex Guiness
It's alphabetical, dingus.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Only Moral Abortion is My Mistress’s Abortion

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
Everybody was flung poo fighting — Carnoustie kids make mess of residential street

Those shits were fast as lightning!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



hundreds of dollars' worth of Cracker Barrel shirts

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


This is literally a Parks & Rec episode.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Pastry of the Year posted:



hundreds of dollars' worth of Cracker Barrel shirts

In the photo: a cracker

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
https://vitals.lifehacker.com/out-of-control-plastic-surgeons-snapchat-hijinks-are-pu-1819113914

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Police say a central Wyoming man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had traveled back in time to warn of an alien invasion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-MH8Anddg&t=198s

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