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I got a bottle of 47 monkeys for my birthday and it makes the best gin and tonic. That stuff is so medicinal it probably cures cancer. Also I've said it before and I'll say it again: put vermouth in your martinis. If you want to drink straight gin that's fine just stop pretending it's a martini.
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I'm sad for all of you that have to buy that rubbery garbage they call "tortillas" in grocery stores.
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:I'm sad for all of you that have to buy that rubbery garbage they call "tortillas" in grocery stores. continue preaching pastor.
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rodbeard posted:I got a bottle of 47 monkeys for my birthday and it makes the best gin and tonic. That stuff is so medicinal it probably cures cancer. Also I've said it before and I'll say it again: put vermouth in your martinis. If you want to drink straight gin that's fine just stop pretending it's a martini. That poo poo is unbelievably delicious. I love the bottle, too. Speaking (we weren't) of the last few pages, my friend just posted this on Facebook:  What thinkesty'all, Tiny Shrimpists? I so, so would.
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Oct 6, 2017 00:25
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would try, most likely would not like.
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Oct 6, 2017 00:34
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sneakyfrog posted:would try, most likely would not like.  I figure I'd get the same taste out of chewing on a bag of lawn clippings.
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darthbob88 posted:I have never been entirely able to tell the difference between good whiskey and good turpentine, and while we're on the subject, gin tastes like drinking a Christmas tree, and I don't like beers more bitter than I am. But I do like good rum, vodka, and cheap wine. The Rum Is Good. Zipperelli. posted:
Why do you put it back into the pan? You're eating it not looking at it, it goes pan, colander, plate? OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 01:21 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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Oct 6, 2017 01:18
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OwlFancier posted:The Rum Is Good. because they're not goony enough to eat unsauced pasta
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Oct 6, 2017 01:23
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You put the sauce on top of the pasta though? Pasta goes on plate, sauce goes on top. Also pasta does actually taste nice though I appear to be alone in this belief among my peers. Everyone else acts like it's disgusting which makes me wonder why they eat it with sauce on it instead of something else entirely.
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Oct 6, 2017 01:24
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It's not feasible in every recipe, but usually the best thing to do with pasta is move it straight from the water into the sauce, bringing along some of the starchy pasta water with it, then finish cooking the noodles in the sauce. I mean, sauce ladled onto plain pasta is fine, but you're just eating two foods that happened to be stacked on top of each other.
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Oct 6, 2017 01:37
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Yeah, finish cooking the pasta in the sauce, this is like, pasta 201
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Oct 6, 2017 01:38
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angerbeet posted:Yeah, finish cooking the pasta in the sauce, this is like, pasta 201 what's pasta 101
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angerbeet posted:Yeah, finish cooking the pasta in the sauce, this is like, pasta 201 I am shocked when I encounter people who are not hip to this. Like, it was the first proper cooking thing that I learned. Randaconda posted:what's pasta 101 boil that poo poo.
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Oct 6, 2017 01:41
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101 would be leave a bit of pasta water in with the noodles friends.
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Oct 6, 2017 01:43
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OwlFancier posted:You put the sauce on top of the pasta though? Pasta goes on plate, sauce goes on top.
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Randaconda posted:what's pasta 101 Pasta goes in the bowl of the colander, not the bottom.
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I feel like Pasta 101 is "keep it in motion as close to the entirety of the time it's cooking as possible"
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Yawgmoth posted:My martini recipe is to drain off a jar of olives and replace the olive juice with gin. My man.
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Oct 6, 2017 03:52
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My colander has feet on the bottom. I'm pretty sure that means pasta goes inside, not outside.
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the feet are for standing in the pasta
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Okay so I dump the pasta out in the sink, then use the colander feet to mix it with sauce, and then scoop it up onto a plate, correct?
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Picnic Princess posted:Okay so I dump the pasta out in the sink, then use the colander feet to mix it with sauce, and then scoop it up onto a plate, correct? No you plug the drain and eat it directly out of the sink using the colander as a scoop. Then when you're done you can lifehack the remains directly into the garbage disposal
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Well I was going to say don't try this if your pot and colander are two different sizes but I think you guys have discouraged anyone from trying pretty well already.
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Oct 6, 2017 05:00
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Randaconda posted:I love vegetables! I just don't like avocado. 
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move along, nothing to see here
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Oct 6, 2017 05:49
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:move along, nothing to see here No. You owe us now.
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If we're still on drinks the worst cocktail I ever had is definitely the bullshot. It's cold canned beef broth and vodka. It was apparently popular in the sixties because people considered it healthy for some reason. I ended up drinking one sip and throwing the rest away. It tasted almost as bad beer.
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Hedenius posted:
Reminds me of Asian Gourmet in Glasgow. Terrible name, but their hotpot couldn't be beat.
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elise the great posted:Oh yeah, theeeere's that AFP. From the last page, but I can't let this slide. VODKA Pickleback?  Jameson or nothing for the Pickleback.
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Yawgmoth posted:My martini recipe is to drain off a jar of olives and replace the olive juice with gin. oh my god did you actually just change my life with a shitpost e: olives are the best, I am not responsible for the insane people here
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Gawd. I wish I could 'shop. That would be SO awesome with a chubby little cat head.
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I'm afraid you'd lose his defeated expression shrunk down.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I just moved to Spain two months ago and literally have been eating 30-50 olives per day. I adore olives and it's been literally actual goddamn years since I could get good ones. Years ago my family stayed in a coastal basque town and the whole way along the beachfront there were snack vending machines that only had little cans of olives stuffed with anchovies. Nothing else. Fortunately I love olives stuffed with anchovies so I spent the whole summer eating can after can. yeah I eat rear end posted:I never said I enjoy eating it. It's just a living. Shameful.
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rodbeard posted:If we're still on drinks the worst cocktail I ever had is definitely the bullshot. It's cold canned beef broth and vodka. It was apparently popular in the sixties because people considered it healthy for some reason. Turns out beef broth isn't too dissimilar from those "activated protein enzyme" protein shots, just with more poo poo like salt thrown in. So basically you were having the 1960s equivalent of a protein powder screwdriver. Honestly, it sounds like it would taste like someone vomming last night's beef jerky into your mouth.  Thread content, found when trying to see if protein powder screwdrivers were actually a thing that existed:  You know, when I was searching for "vodka beef", I did not think about what you would do with your meat after too much booze.
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KataraniSword posted:Turns out beef broth isn't too dissimilar from those "activated protein enzyme" protein shots, just with more poo poo like salt thrown in. So basically you were having the 1960s equivalent of a protein powder screwdriver. Honestly, it sounds like it would taste like someone vomming last night's beef jerky into your mouth.
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Samovar posted:Reminds me of Asian Gourmet in Glasgow. Terrible name, but their hotpot couldn't be beat. Really plain named places have like a 50/50 chance of either being trash or a hidden gem. The inspiringly named Asia Market in Houston has unbelievably good Thai curry, for example Zipperelli. posted:From the last page, but I can't let this slide. Ever have a good Tequila pickleback? That poo poo is perfect
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hail satan
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This is unacceptable.
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