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They literally set fire to the ring by accident | 2 | 2.22% | |
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose | 6 | 6.67% | |
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts | 6 | 6.67% | |
Rehire Jeff Jarrett | 23 | 25.56% | |
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current | 23 | 25.56% | |
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network | 6 | 6.67% | |
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung | 7 | 7.78% | |
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan | 13 | 14.44% | |
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) | 4 | 4.44% | |
Total: | 90 votes |
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Rhonne posted:Has TNA ever made money? Once Briefly
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 20:58 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:15 |
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Rhonne posted:Has TNA ever made money? For a quarter or two in 2008.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 21:10 |
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MassRafTer posted:For a quarter or two in 2008. Eli Wiggum posted:How the gently caress is this company still alive
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 21:20 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:I'll just quote myself from earlier: Because it'd be tragic if the company with the worst business plan in history ever went out of business.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 21:26 |
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TNA is peak capitalism
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 21:31 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:TNA is peak capitalism TNA is too
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 21:47 |
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Would Russo Lucha be worse or better than AAA?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:03 |
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MassRafTer posted:Because it'd be tragic if the company with the worst business plan in history ever went out of business. But we're talking about TNA, not LU.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:05 |
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SatoshiMiwa posted:Would Russo Lucha be worse or better than AAA? https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/916264344094232576
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:06 |
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exploded mummy posted:But we're talking about TNA, not LU. LU's initial business plan was way better than TNA's first plan. Way, way better.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:12 |
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What was TNA's business plan?
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:16 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:What was TNA's business plan? "TV would hinder our creativity, edgy weekly PPVs.is the secret to making money."
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:18 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:What was TNA's business plan? Weekly PPVs, a totally sustainable model
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:20 |
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woof
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:20 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:What was TNA's business plan? Weekly PPVs with no free TV on a budget that required 50,000 buys per week to break even. At the end WCW was doing 50,000 buys per show. Their PPV expert was a guy who had been fired from WCW for incompetence. Edit: They averaged about 8-10K buys per weekly show. MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Oct 6, 2017 |
# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:21 |
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MassRafTer posted:LU's initial business plan was way better than TNA's first plan. Way, way better. This I will agree with.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 22:23 |
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MassRafTer posted:Weekly PPVs with no free TV on a budget that required 50,000 buys per week to break even. And wasn't the guy misreporting TNA PPV buys or is that Jarrett lying to not look completely incompetent?
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 00:58 |
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coconono posted:And wasn't the guy misreporting TNA PPV buys or is that Jarrett lying to not look completely incompetent? Yeah, he was, and got in quite a bit of legal trouble for it.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 01:17 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:I'll just quote myself from earlier: It's like a tech company. The company is losing money NOW, but that just means it's cheaper to buy in and be on the ground floor. They all remember how the wwe went from losing millions to a billion dollar corporation overnight. Also, Dixie really wanted to be famous and she was willing to burn her father's company to accomplish this. I don't think she ever cared if it made any money as long as she got to be a star and hang out with Hulk Hogan
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 02:02 |
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MassRafTer posted:Their PPV expert was a guy who had been fired from WCW for incompetence. TNA basically hired like, half of the loving idiots that ran WCW in to the ground.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 03:49 |
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grack posted:TNA basically hired like, half of the loving idiots that ran WCW in to the ground. But they were successful*! Surely they just needed Russo (Hogan/Bischoff/Monday Nights/etc) *Successful being a relative term considering WCW was such a mess backstage
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 04:29 |
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exploded mummy posted:If you want the serious answer, the card is mostly set so unless they book him in a match against EC3 for their fake MMA title he's probably gonna be dressed as a security or prodiction geek who gets killed. This seems the most likely since he was bragging about taking bumps recently. Thabks guys! Ugh damnit I'm gonna order this just to watch his 5 seconds of fame.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 04:42 |
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Grem posted:This seems the most likely since he was bragging about taking bumps recently. Thabks guys! Ugh damnit I'm gonna order this just to watch his 5 seconds of fame. Just give your buddy $20 and watch his clips online afterwards. Nobody should be giving this company money.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 05:12 |
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Please do not give this lovely company any of your money. Give your friend the $49.95 because it's probably $39.95 more than he'll make for the night.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 05:18 |
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Wait, TNA is seriously charging $50 for this?
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 12:43 |
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Sono posted:Wait, TNA is seriously charging $50 for this? That's 5 months worth of the WWE Network
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 13:07 |
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grack posted:TNA basically hired like, half of the loving idiots that ran WCW in to the ground. I'm trying to think who they didn't hire out side of cameo appearances that had some backstage power in late 90s WCW and so far I have Tony, Laurinitis, and Sullivan.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 16:12 |
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exploded mummy posted:I'm trying to think who they didn't hire out side of cameo appearances that had some backstage power in late 90s WCW and so far I have Tony, Laurinitis, and Sullivan. They did hire A Kevin Sullivan though!
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 16:19 |
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exploded mummy posted:I'm trying to think who they didn't hire out side of cameo appearances that had some backstage power in late 90s WCW and so far I have Tony Schiavone wasn't hired but did appear two or three times in early-TNA (the weekly PPV days)
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 16:20 |
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Speaking of weekly PPV era TNA, Pluto TV (that weird free streaming service) is showing some of those along with old PPVs on their channel that's nothing but TNA 24/7. I just watched most of #55 from 2003. Those poor girls dancing in the cages look so sad. Pluto also has a channel of "slow TV" that is just un-narrated video of an eight-hour train ride through Denmark and stuff like that. I should ask them what gets more views.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 17:03 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Schiavone wasn't hired but did appear two or three times in early-TNA (the weekly PPV days) exploded mummy posted:I'm trying to think who they didn't hire outside of cameo appearances that had some backstage power in late 90s WCW and so far I have Tony, Laurinitis, and Sullivan.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 17:14 |
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skaboomizzy posted:Speaking of weekly PPV era TNA, Pluto TV (that weird free streaming service) is showing some of those along with old PPVs on their channel that's nothing but TNA 24/7. I just watched most of #55 from 2003. Those poor girls dancing in the cages look so sad. Does Pluto automatically list all their channels or do I gotta dig for the TNA? I didn't see it when I scrolled through the guide
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 17:58 |
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triplexpac posted:Does Pluto automatically list all their channels or do I gotta dig for the TNA? I didn't see it when I scrolled through the guide It's in their sports section, 204 I think.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 18:05 |
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Big Dave says TNA is planning on filming in NYC and Chicago soon for some reason
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 18:36 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Big Dave says TNA is planning on filming in NYC and Chicago soon for some reason What venues could they possibly afford to book?
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 18:41 |
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skaboomizzy posted:What venues could they possibly afford to book? it's minor league ballpark offseason, freeze your rear end off to see KM vs Joseph Park
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 18:48 |
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skaboomizzy posted:What venues could they possibly afford to book? None they will lose their asses again.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 19:18 |
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Has TNA ever broken even on house show tours? It seems like they lose their shirt every time they try.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 19:46 |
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Benne posted:Has TNA ever broken even on house show tours? It seems like they lose their shirt every time they try. When they licensed the TNA name to Hermie Sadler to do house shows they did OK but those were limited and had diminishing returns. It's possible they made money on house shows in 2009 when they had a good buzz but I kind of doubt it given payroll.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 20:02 |
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The first couple of UK house show tours made money. Then they kept on running it again & again until they didn't.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 21:00 |