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spray deodorants motherfucker!!! also its totally normal in the UK and NL at least to use spray deodorants, nobody uses any other poo poo and i dont think you can even buy non-spray deodorant. also before the axe/lynx brigade come along on, that poo poo is only for chavs or teens programming content: AggressivelyStupid posted:my boss is considering graphql for a thing at work, I was less than enthusiastic yeah if he actually listens to you, i'd tell him that its not worth it. it looks very cool and you can have meetups and stuff about it but actually its just overkill and letting frontenders design all ur poo poo. if its a fairly basic CRUD API you'll be OK but if you're doing anything else, lol gl you do not want to see the monstrosities that we've written to get gQL working in a "semi-enterprisey" way in python 
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speaking of vim-ing things up, i think im going to toy with the plugin that forces you to use hotkeys instead of mouse clicks. maybe not on pycharm or datagrip, but for loving around in rider at least
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Oct 9, 2017 15:23
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:spray deodorants motherfucker!!!  anyways you really should have stick deos, since im buying the british ones usually (bodyshop make pro hygiene stuff)
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:How do program ? from a whiteboard in my office 
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Oct 9, 2017 15:27
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oh right for the official terrible programmer checking in what exactly does sql query plan thing do that it can't be run in read-only mode, and how and what can be done to avoid accidental fuckups with that (e.g. what would be the best way to discuss this with our less then stellar dbas (actually web developers doing dba stuff, not actual dbas) wrt getting analytics accounts the respective permission) ive seen some mentions about creating a separate plan table or something but this all really is not something ive done much before, so im not sure where to start talking the talk
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:spray deodorants motherfucker!!! also its totally normal in the UK and NL at least to use spray deodorants, spraycans were associated with ozone depletion, and once the clear roll-ons and gels got good enough they mostly fell out of favor. also unlike your twee realm of elves and hobbits where the temperature barely cracks 21c and you are all hairless gracile manchildren, it gets loving hot in 'merica and you need some poo poo that will PLUG IT UP. programming content: rather than learning VB to do poo poo in excel beyond vlookup and record macro, I just dump everything out to python via gsheets, riffle shuffle it the way I know how, and then dump it back in.
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quoting this for the new thread because it is importantquote:atom, a text editor with coat of drying up diarrhoea
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idk how to manually attribute that to cincy sorry
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Oct 9, 2017 15:29
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Corla Plankun posted:idk how to manually attribute that to cincy sorry you could just copy the quote from that thread, or do [quote="name"], neither tho is important imo
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Oct 9, 2017 15:32
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Corla Plankun posted:idk how to manually attribute that to cincy sorry quote="terrible programmer" in the opening tag
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Oct 9, 2017 15:34
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:yeah if he actually listens to you, i'd tell him that its not worth it. it looks very cool and you can have meetups and stuff about it but actually its just overkill and letting frontenders design all ur poo poo. if its a fairly basic CRUD API you'll be OK but if you're doing anything else, lol gl i told him it's really fresh and the support for it isn't there versus REST being a mature standard ultimately it won't be anything more than an endpoint to ask for info on what a Butt5000 is
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Oct 9, 2017 15:39
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oh yeah, I'm a terrible programmer, but I do webdev so that goes without saying
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Oct 9, 2017 15:58
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the ghost post still haunts us visiting the page does nothing
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Oct 9, 2017 15:59
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you just have to post to unlock a stuck post
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Oct 9, 2017 16:01
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gently caress, is there an equivalent to #ifdef in webpack or typescript or any noun.js?
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well I sure hope not
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HoboMan posted:gently caress, is there an equivalent to #ifdef in webpack or typescript or any noun.js? https://www.npmjs.com/package/ifdef-loader
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HoboMan posted:gently caress, is there an equivalent to #ifdef in webpack or typescript or any noun.js? gcc -E
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boy am i sure tired of swing's bullshit too bad literally everything else requires approval from legal and also i'd have to rewrite this entire ui
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Oct 9, 2017 18:24
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carry on then posted:boy am i sure tired of swing's bullshit Oh man. Swing in the year 2017? That's harsh.
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ground floor
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carry on then posted:boy am i sure tired of swing's bullshit what's wrong with swing
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Oct 9, 2017 18:49
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theres gotta be mvc/mvvm frameworks for swing these days, right?
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:what's wrong with swing The UIs generated with it look out of place on any operating system. And it's antiquated Java garbage.
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carry on then posted:boy am i sure tired of swing's bullshit if it's any comfort, the alternatives are all terrible too I honestly think the only gui toolkit I've ever legit enjoyed using is tk of all things. it gets a surprising amount right.
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Oct 9, 2017 18:59
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Just use native UI toolkits for whatever OS you are targeting. WPF doesn't count as "native". Use Windows Forms if you're on Windows.
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i uninstalled all by jetbrains tools and started using emacs and i love it, everyeone should do dthis
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rt4 posted:i uninstalled all by jetbrains tools and started using emacs and i love it, everyeone should do dthis source your quotes
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[quote="“akadajet”" post="“477211677”"] The UIs generated with it look out of place on any operating system. And it’s antiquated Java garbage. [/quote] consistent ui look and feel hasn't been a thing on any operating system for at least a decade [quote="“akadajet”" post="“477211881”"] Just use native UI toolkits for whatever OS you are targeting. WPF doesn’t count as “native”. Use Windows Forms if you’re on Windows. [/quote] microsoft don't even do this themselves, why the hell should i
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:i learned vim (well vim 101) when i started programming professionally 3 years ago and its p great so far i learned using a rock to bash nails into wood when i started carpentry professionally 3 years ago.
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[quote="“akadajet”" post="“477211881”"] WPF doesn’t count as “native”. Use Windows Forms if you’re on Windows. [/quote]source your quoates
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:what's wrong with swing it's nearly impossible to do dialogs that size themselves appropriately because components will literally lie to you about their size on screen. like you can have a label wrap to 10 lines and it'll still tell you it's 16 pixels tall. that plus every layout manager will do the dumbest thing possible by default so you have to baby every component into arranging itself instead of just piling it into the middle of nowhere of course now 1000 posters will come out of the woodwork to tell me I'm holding it wrong and I should have psychically come into the knowledge of the correct way which exists in one o'reilly book last updated 2003
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rt4 posted:i uninstalled all by jetbrains tools and started using emacs and i love it, everyeone should do dthis i threw away all my tools and now i use a rock for everything. highly recommended.
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i'd just like to stop by and express both my overall awfulness as a programmer and my satisfaction with pycharm
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Wheany posted:i threw away all my tools and now i use a rock for everything. highly recommended. same. is all good, comrade, just remember the babushka's wisdom - don't sit on the rock if kold
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anyways yeah to tl;dr my blabbering about sql thing before. 1) how difficult is it to make a table, give analysts write permission to it, and use it only for queries that generate execution plans, so that poo poo can be read only while execution plans can still be made and inspected? 2) how taxing are execution plans on the server? are we talking "finish the query and then think about it", or something better?
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current terrible programmer status: getting old of data.frams, so made a transition project to toy with data.table in r. probably the ugliest custom extension syntax that i've seen yet (hey its me, :=, ur brother) in an r library, but its balls to the wall fast. a bit fucky merge syntax (nomatch=0, i'm looking at you), but otherwise it's fairly great (especially on memory consumption, i really love to dozens of copies of multi-million cell data.frame getting cozy in my ram)
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Is operator mono the worst programming font invented? I say yes.
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wingdings is pretty bad imo
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