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witty op goes here // Caution, old thread is  haunted m_pPrevThread = Url("https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3548182"); Sapozhnik fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Oct 27, 2017 |
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no more ghost posts, until lowtax/zdr gently caress up the db again
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Oct 9, 2017 04:41
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Sapozhnik posted:witty op goes here words to live by
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Oct 9, 2017 06:22
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Arcsech posted:no more ghost posts, until lowtax/zdr gently caress up the db again i think lowtax should be in the op i mean he can't even css smh
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Oct 9, 2017 06:25
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hi, i'm gonadic io and im a terrible programmer.
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Oct 9, 2017 07:36
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currently i work in scala which annoys me every day, and my hobby stuff is micro-controllery rust. i have programmed a LOT of haskell in my time and a little java. haven't done either in years.
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Oct 9, 2017 10:15
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java good javascript bad like it or not those are facts of programming reality
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Oct 9, 2017 10:28
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How do program ?
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Oct 9, 2017 10:37
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posting mostly to bookmark thread
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Oct 9, 2017 10:38
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:How do program ? press f12, paste the following into the console JavaScript code:
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Oct 9, 2017 10:44
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:How do program ? use lots of these ()()()()
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Oct 9, 2017 10:48
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eschaton posted:use lots of these {}{}{}{}
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Oct 9, 2017 11:01
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:How do program ? all the code has been written already, you just need stack overflow and copy and paste
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Oct 9, 2017 11:13
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The only documentation is a short mention that documentation still needs to be produced.
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Oct 9, 2017 11:45
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been given a kinda interesting project at work so im excited to see all the ways i can gently caress it up
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Oct 9, 2017 11:57
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Stick Insect posted:The only documentation is a short mention that documentation still needs to be produced. my documentation is a single download link to a decompiler
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Oct 9, 2017 12:31
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im working on our permissions model and this poo poo sucks
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Oct 9, 2017 12:50
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also i think i'm just not interested in our product and i think im gonna leave and work at a c# shop with my friend who i trust when he says his job is great
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Oct 9, 2017 12:51
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just gonna get the first IDE statement in here and that's that I use IDEA with vim navigation plugin
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Oct 9, 2017 13:04
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silvergoose posted:just gonna get the first IDE statement in here and that's that I use IDEA with vim navigation plugin same
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Oct 9, 2017 13:05
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i use idea with the eclipse keybindings because i'm literally broke-brained from too much eclipse
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Oct 9, 2017 13:08
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I use vim. it's good. I don't recommend it to anyone that hasn't spent years using it though.
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Oct 9, 2017 13:10
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silvergoose posted:just gonna get the first IDE statement in here and that's that I use IDEA with vim navigation plugin Same but I constantly find myself going back to the mouse to navigate file, it kinda sucks. I feel like IDEA and vim don't really mesh for me but I'm too used to vim to not use it
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Oct 9, 2017 13:16
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leper khan posted:I use vim. it's good. i learned vim (well vim 101) when i started programming professionally 3 years ago and its p great so far
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Oct 9, 2017 13:49
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kloa posted:i think lowtax should be in the op always test in production
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Oct 9, 2017 13:57
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Hello new thread. I have so far avoided writing a single line of VB at this VB.NET shop, the head dev is allergic to curly braces but is ok w/ me writing my modules in C# so that's cool. Still trying to move on tho, if anyone in Colorado Springs needs someone to fart out .NET and/or SQL stuff hmu.
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Oct 9, 2017 14:18
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Main Paineframe posted:always test in production ~~*agile*~~
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Oct 9, 2017 14:40
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I wrote a script in php that uses command line flags to interact with a hosting API.
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Oct 9, 2017 14:42
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:also i think i'm just not interested in our product and i think im gonna leave and work at a c# shop with my friend who i trust when he says his job is great c# is good and i hope you enjoy using it
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Oct 9, 2017 14:52
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I think the worst thing I've ever programmed is a model to forecast wind power generation in excel. It started off running into the nested formula limit, and so I gradually moved more and MORE of the logic into VBA.
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Oct 9, 2017 14:53
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eschaton posted:use lots of these ()()()() use( lots( of( these())))
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Oct 9, 2017 14:57
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someone in the last thread was posting about graphQL im using it at work right now (when i cant get away with avoiding it) for simple babys first CRUD app its quite nice, when frontend wants to get FartCount of the Butt object you dont need to write a single line of code, they just update their queries for complicated stuff oh god kill me loving now the libraries are also Very Bad
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Oct 9, 2017 15:00
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ultravoices posted:(use
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Oct 9, 2017 15:01
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:someone in the last thread was posting about graphQL my boss is considering graphql for a thing at work, I was less than enthusiastic
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Oct 9, 2017 15:08
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hello i would like to file an official grievance that a new thread was created in october that is explicitly non-spooky
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Oct 9, 2017 15:09
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NihilCredo posted:my documentation is a single download link to a decompiler my code reads like a book. you should read it all the way through though because there's a twist ending
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Oct 9, 2017 15:09
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gonadic io posted:I think the worst thing I've ever programmed is a model to forecast wind power generation in excel. It started off running into the nested formula limit, and so I gradually moved more and MORE of the logic into VBA. Or maybe a quiz thing that displayed questions with answer options to the user and scored their answers. All answer_id's were hard-coded as the db primary key and the code would look compare the users answers to those hard-coded id's. Like If (user.q1AnswerId == 53) then user.score += 5 else if ( user.q1AnswerId == 55) then user.score += 10
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Oct 9, 2017 15:10
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The Management posted:my code reads like a book. you should read it all the way through though because there's a twist ending the twist was that tim robbins has to military crawl all the way through a pipe full of poo poo to reach freeeeeedom.
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Oct 9, 2017 15:18
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android has so many goofy things you have to do to make it work, it sucks lol
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Oct 9, 2017 15:18
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:i learned vim (well vim 101) when i started programming professionally 3 years ago and its p great so far aren't you the british guy who uses stick deodorants in 2017 though (jk)
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