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Saw a guy just peace out right through a stale red light yesterday. He realized halfway through, came almost to a stop in the middle of the intersection, and then gunned it. How do these people get licenses?
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dee eight posted:You forgot tootle them melodiously. I only do that when jumping rivers and cop cars.
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Oct 9, 2017 19:53
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Protocol7 posted:Had a guy honk at me for slowing down when an upcoming light turned yellow. Lay on the horn the entire time he’s passing you and blowing the red to warn cross traffic.
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Colostomy Bag posted:I only do that when jumping rivers and cop cars. Ah hell I got the quote wrong: A warning to motorists in Tokyo: "When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.".
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Oct 9, 2017 20:00
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I was driving in the right most lane of 3 lanes a normal following distance from the car in front of me at about 5 under due to traffic conditions. All the other cars going around doing same speed. Someone in a lifted Ram 2500 starts tailgating me and after like 30 seconds starts flashing their high beams at me. After a while they angrily pass me (swerving between lanes without signaling). What ... what did you expect me to do?
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Oct 9, 2017 20:21
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Nothing, you're just the unfortunate that happened to be nearby when he blew a gasket.
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dee eight posted:Ah hell I got the quote wrong: I'm going to go home and tootle my fiance with vigor. 
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Oct 9, 2017 20:31
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Dave Inc. posted:I'm going to go home and tootle my fiance with vigor. Honk if you're horny.
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Platystemon posted:Lay on the horn the entire time he’s passing you and blowing the red to warn cross traffic. I did honk back. It was just a Hyundai Santa Fe too, not a stereotypical BMW or Merc driver. But I'll keep that in mind next time so hopefully the rear end in a top hat doesn't cause any wrecks. Macichne Leainig fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Oct 10, 2017 |
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Oct 10, 2017 01:41
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sleepy.eyes posted:I just have several modes of horn: You forgot the fast honk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KigFRmr8qM
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Oct 10, 2017 02:52
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I honked at someone yesterday for deciding to slow down to a stop and turn right from the middle lane at an intersection with a green light and a right-turn only lane immediately beside us. The intersection before this I was also behind them, and we were both turning right. I entered the right-turn only lane, they turned from the middle lane. Both times they had their signal on well in advance, both times they turned right from the middle lane. I feel no shame in the "you're a dipshit" honk.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:59
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Driving amongst taxis in Manhattan, I noticed the drivers all had different ways of honking the horn. It was like echolocation with a variable vernacular of urgency. It was like listening to a beautiful language made from annoying noise. Outside of the city, I hate horns.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:13
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My dad's truck blew a transmission line and we were getting a flatbed from AAA. As the flatbed is backing up to the truck, some crazy bitch swings in behind the truck as it is backing up about a foot from the back of the flatbed. I yelled both to warn the truck driver, who thankfully stopped without crunching the A-pillar of the car, and at the sheer idiocy of the car driver. She clears the truck, screeches to a halt in the parking lot, and then proceeds to yell at me out the window "What the gently caress is your problem dude, is that how you talk to a lady?!" "I don't see any loving ladies you crazy bitch"The best part was after she got out of the car, she continued to yell at me and took a couple steps towards me with raised fists like she was going to kick my rear end. I yelled "C'mon, you wanna have a go?" with my arms out, at which point she reconsidered and went into the cafe where my dad and I'd just had breakfast to get her sandwich. Yelled at me some more on the way to her car, just flipped her the finger and told her to get the gently caress on. loving crazy people. Don't get all hoity-toity when you get called out for doing something incredibly stupid.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:45
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Nobody was right in that story. Except maybe the truck driver 
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kastein posted:You forgot the fast honk! the song is great too https://soundcloud.com/leiwaan/fast-honk
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Nobody was right in that story. Except maybe the truck driver Maybe so but it felt great to chew her rear end out like she'd clearly never had happen before. The entitlement complex and compete lack of humility or acknowledgment of any wrongdoing was staggering.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:22
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iospace posted:Someone doesn't understand physics. You’re right about that.
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Beach Bum posted:Maybe so but it felt great to chew her rear end out like she'd clearly never had happen before. The entitlement complex and compete lack of humility or acknowledgment of any wrongdoing was staggering. I assure you she didn't learn anything from the confrontation. Don't get stabbed/shot over traffic conflicts.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:41
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Beach Bum posted:Maybe so but it felt great to chew her rear end out like she'd clearly never had happen before. The entitlement complex and compete lack of humility or acknowledgment of any wrongdoing was staggering. "It felt great to abuse women with gendered slurs"
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Oct 10, 2017 15:49
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carry on then posted:"It felt great to abuse women with gendered slurs" Well the real world isn't Tumblr, and when people get upset, they curse.
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carry on then posted:"It felt great to abuse women with gendered slurs"  The Ferret King posted:the real world isn't Tumblr
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Oct 10, 2017 15:59
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Don't you dare slippery slope that, either. I'm on to you.
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carry on then posted:"It felt great to abuse women with gendered slurs" 
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There's a dog-bone double roundabout on my way to where I was going, and some idiot stopped completely in the circle where the people coming off the highway enter. I held my horn down the entire time until he decided to start moving again. How the gently caress do people mess up roundabouts so badly?
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The Ferret King posted:Well the real world isn't Tumblr, and when people get upset, they curse. lmao i bet you don't understand why it's bad to use the n-word in real life too carry on then fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Oct 10, 2017 |
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Oct 10, 2017 16:28
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carry on then posted:lmao i bet you don't understand why it's bad to use the n-word in real life too Shut up, you penis.
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Oct 10, 2017 16:40
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carry on then posted:lmao i bet you don't understand why it's bad to use the n-word in real life too Called it already. You're late.
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Oct 10, 2017 17:02
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carry on then posted:"It felt great to abuse women with gendered slurs" Lmao of all the hills you choose to die on, you pick that one. You could have just called me an rear end in a top hat like Metal Geir Skogul (indirectly but correctly) did but nooooo. I'm sure you've never called anyone a dick, have you 
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spog posted:Shut up, you penis.  Gendered slur alert.
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Oct 10, 2017 20:20
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An idiot in a wrx went too fast up the street behind my house in the wet. Their car is currently resting against the fence of a house with a decent amount of damage after taking out the garden bed as well. No photos as I heard it and then had to leave shortly after.
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:An idiot How dare you assume their intelligence!
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carry on then posted:lmao i bet you don't understand why it's bad to use the n-word in real life too Narcissist?
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carry on then posted:lmao i bet you don't understand why it's bad to use the n-word in real life too Please read my custom title, it applies to you.
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Oct 11, 2017 02:10
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Had to go run some errands a little bit ago. As I'm going down the road, some jackwagon pulls a no signal left turn across in front of me. Whatever, no harm no foul. He then continues in a full circle and nearly T-bones me in an effort to finish his middle of the intersection unsignaled, ill-advised U-Turn with someone present in the space he needed open to complete it successfully, so I had to come to a full stop so we didn't collide because he was not going to to miss finishing this right here, right now and had readjusted course to come out ahead of me. He then, of course, went 5 under for the next two miles in a no-passing zone.
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Coming home from work today I was in the left (inside lane) of two left turn lanes. Guy on my right (outside lane) made a U-turn in front of me like I wasn't even there. We were 4th or 5th in line at the light too, I have no idea what he was thinking. Me in the red, dumbass in the green: 
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sleepy.eyes posted:I just have several modes of horn: Cubs win the World Series : lay on the air horn for like 5 seconds, then several toots for another 10. Sorry, not sorry, middle of nowhere Mississippi.
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PCOS Bill posted:Had to go run some errands a little bit ago. As I'm going down the road, some jackwagon pulls a no signal left turn across in front of me. Whatever, no harm no foul. Do you ever have a day where everyone follows the rules of the road?
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Oct 11, 2017 17:34
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Why get a Smart when there are dozens of modern, safe commuter car models on CL for less than $1-3k? The only reason to get one, and the EV is far superior to the 3cyl slug, is if your business has you making service calls in a city where the ability to park anywhere is an asset.
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um excuse me posted:I believe the only proper horn is during emergencies in which you must let others know of your location/presence. In India it's a greeting. Continuous honking.
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sleepy.eyes posted:I just have several modes of horn: The one we're all missing is the "no, not you directly in front of me, but the fuckhead at the front of the line" horn. There are some times where the person directly in front of you clearly isn't causing the problem, but a horn is still necessary to get the message across to the person who is causing the problem and the second place won't do it themselves.
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