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What does Patton Oswlatd have to say about the Harvey Weinstein scandal
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Oct 10, 2017 04:52
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Patton maybe be a mass murderer the likes of which this world has never seen before and god willing never again, but he's not some loving pervert you libelous gently caress.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:54
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No one is acknowledging Patton Oswalt's rat masters manipulating his every movement from inside his fat man jackets.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:55
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fruit on the bottom posted:They won't talk about why they killed off the season 1 wife in the new Kevin James sitcom, but I believe he was sending a message to his former King of Queens coworker that he knew what really happened. i wish patton oswalt would marry kevin james's career
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Oct 10, 2017 04:59
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Nigmaetcetera posted:His dead wife’s doctor did it by giving her fentanyl for home use. There is no legitimate reason to use fentanyl outside of a clinical or hospice setting, except that you’ve decided to do the whole at-home hospice care thing, or you’re a piece of poo poo dr. Feegood who doesn’t know he could make a lot more selling scrips for oxycontin. or maybe the doc was in on the whole thing? How much did Oswalt pay him to risk his license to help him "put her to sleep"? Or maybe he had some juicty blackmail.
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Oct 10, 2017 05:00
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Code Jockey posted:i wish patton oswalt would marry kevin james's career 
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Oct 10, 2017 05:03
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super sweet best pal posted:There's no proof that he did it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEah8sQAy9c
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Oct 10, 2017 05:04
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patton oswalt is like a reverse notch in that he associated with right-wing internet assholes before becoming woke, and he hasn't been funny or profound in years. that said, this conspiracy theory strikes me as incredibly stupid instead of something that i desperately want to be true. idk why
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Oct 10, 2017 05:06
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Patton Oswald killed his wife
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Oct 10, 2017 05:06
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get that OUT of my face posted:patton oswalt is like a reverse notch in that he associated with right-wing internet assholes before becoming woke, and he hasn't been funny or profound in years. that said, this conspiracy theory strikes me as incredibly stupid instead of something that i desperately want to be true. idk why It's stupid because it's true. Reality is stupid. If it was interesting or cool then it would probably be fake. But the sad, lame truth is that Patton Oswald killed his wife.
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Oct 10, 2017 05:07
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Nooner posted:Patton Oswald killed his wife
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Oct 10, 2017 05:11
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He killed his wife and he will kill again, for once the sweet honey ale of murder has graced your life, it will never stop calling you back like the most erotic lover Or so I hear
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Oct 10, 2017 05:14
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Nigmaetcetera posted:His dead wife’s doctor did it by giving her fentanyl for home use. There is no legitimate reason to use fentanyl outside of a clinical or hospice setting, except that you’ve decided to do the whole at-home hospice care thing, or you’re a piece of poo poo dr. Feegood who doesn’t know he could make a lot more selling scrips for oxycontin. She was also prescribed Xanax. That's so dangerous.
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Oct 10, 2017 05:15
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https://youtu.be/ZQ11Ws3tqP0
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Oct 10, 2017 05:18
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RFC2324 posted:my wife started dating me a week after her husband died. Yeah, I could have guessed that he died to some long illness. Apparently it's not that unusual, though a week is a little extreme. People whose loved ones have died after months or years of having a terminal illness have already made their goodbyes.
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Oct 10, 2017 05:19
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Moneyball posted:Hey, when you're hot, you're hot. 
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Oct 10, 2017 05:21
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Why the hell was she on fentanyl? Yeah that's really fishy.
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Oct 10, 2017 05:54
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Murderer on the loose! Obama lock this guy up plz.
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Oct 10, 2017 06:02
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:What does Patton Oswlatd have to say about the Harvey Weinstein scandal Patton Oswald is Harvey Weinstein. Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
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Oct 10, 2017 06:42
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Patton Oswald's wife was murdered by the same person who murdered OJ's wife.
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Oct 10, 2017 07:10
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Patton Oswald's wife was murdered by the same person who murdered OJ's wife. america's police, please stop this monster 
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Oct 10, 2017 07:44
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Code Jockey posted:america's police, please stop this monster patton oswalt is actually a secret cop, that's why he gets away with murdering wives and minorities
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Oct 10, 2017 07:51
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every time he kills he gets a high-five from the chief of police
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Oct 10, 2017 07:52
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Years from now, when future people watch documentaries on one of this century's most cold-blooded, devious and prolific killers, Patton Oswalt, they will ask: "Did they not see the signs? How could a killer like that hide in plain sight as an entertainer? Could nothing have been done to stop him??"
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Oct 10, 2017 08:18
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trouble in hobbiton
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Oct 10, 2017 08:21
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Pawn 17 posted:Years from now, when future people watch documentaries on one of this century's most cold-blooded, devious and prolific killers, Patton Oswalt, they will ask: "Did they not see the signs? How could a killer like that hide in plain sight as an entertainer? Could nothing have been done to stop him??" Why don't they consider the obvious: that we were all in on it, too?
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Oct 10, 2017 08:35
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How many wives must die...
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Oct 10, 2017 08:37
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b-minus1 posted:Why did you kill your wife, Paton? The only real thing is that. Patton really killed his wife.Yet all you people want to do is joke while this killer goes free.
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Oct 10, 2017 08:39
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Orkin Mang posted:trouble in hobbiton
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Oct 10, 2017 08:50
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The thumbnail of a video titled "How Patton Oswalt & His Daughter Are Coping With His Wife's Passing - CONAN on TBS" shows Patton Oswalt mid-shrug, with a bemused, poo poo eating expression. WHAT OTHER EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED, PEOPLE
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Oct 10, 2017 09:01
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Dude dressed his kid up as Raven and himself as her dad Trigon for Halloween after he killed his wife. Halloween is when we reveal who we are. Patton is a demon.
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Oct 10, 2017 09:14
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Patton Oswalt killed his wife so she wouldn't have to live with the shame of being married to the star of Minecraft Story Mode. It was an act of kindness.
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Oct 10, 2017 09:20
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Patton's greatest crime took place in the early 20th century, when he offered a sinister deal to a down-on-his-luck Adolf Hitler, promising to ensure that he would be known for his magnificent art. Hitler failed to specify that this would be in the form of paintings and was horrified when he learned what Patton considered to be beautiful. He tried to back out of the deal, but feared that Patton would kill his family if he failed to comply, which ultimately happened anyway.
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Oct 10, 2017 09:21
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In all fairness he needed some new material that wasn't absolutely terrible like his last special so I can't blame the guy for trying wacky things to get a good story out of it.
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Oct 10, 2017 11:50
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Jukeboxblues posted:In all fairness he needed some new material that wasn't absolutely terrible like his last special so I can't blame the guy for trying wacky things to get a good story out of it. patton oswalt is ear/ons
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Oct 10, 2017 11:52
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patton oswald is able to do sick rear end chemical fatalities on any woman he marries and hell, i think thats fuckin awesome
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Oct 10, 2017 11:59
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Code Jockey posted:i wish patton oswalt would marry kevin james's career He woke up next to it
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Oct 10, 2017 12:03
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I now firmly believe that Patton Oswalt’s wife was murdered by a man named Patton Oswald.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:10
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Patton Oswald's wife was murdered by the same person who murdered OJ's wife. Patton Oswald.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:17
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At this point we are not asking "if", but rather "why" though it's a question whether the twisted mind of man such as Patton Oswalt follows anything resembling reason
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Oct 10, 2017 12:21
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